Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, soundgarden, pearl jam, or alice in chains.

Trump is meeting with Zelensky to discuss peace. As far as I can tell we aren’t bombing Ukraine. So this meeting means shit. Until Putin wants to stop the war these meetings are ridiculous. I’m so in a rage about everything today.

Not one single person picking up Tamiflu for themselves has worn a mask. One guy admitted they gave him one in the doctor’s office but he threw it away after he left. During Covid people showed themselves to be complete assholes and they continue to do so now.

Have you played a lot of darts Ted?

OD writing for albuterol for himself. Thoughts?

Want to sit in my car and listen to music but duty calls.

Merry Christmas ya filthy heathens.

People that say “I just have a quick question.” Unless it’s “Where’s the bathroom?” 99% of the time it’s not a quick question.

I’m really worried that you can’t capture Dr. Doom’s presence in a movie. He’s larger than life, he’s the center of his world and in his mind everyone else’s as well. He’s just on the edge of campy. Always monologuing and grandiose. Hell, his name is DR. DOOM. He’s one step ahead of everyone.

Migraine medications that require scissors to open. That’s just what I need when I can’t see and I’m shaking from my head exploding.

Happy Christmas Eve Eve!

I say “I’m tired.” but it’s not just a physical exhaustion. It’s a feeling that doing anything beyond existing is a drain on my whole being. Things that I would normally enjoy seem like chores. Chores seem like insurmountable mountains I’m forced to climb. Jane, stop this crazy thing. I want off.

Is it in the Gulf of Tonkin?

I spent the majority of yesterday at the hospital as my FIL passed out in his kitchen. He’s fine. Dehydrated plus low blood pressure. I feel like the universe owes me a day off back.

The IGAs Nomination Committee is officially retracting Debut Game and Game of the Year, awarding both categories to new recipients. Additionally, we are retracting one of the Indie Vanguard recipients. Full details can be found in our FAQ under Game Eligibility: www.indiegameawards.gg/faq

The technician at the first store I worked at when I moved here stopped in to say hi. We started talking and she asked how old my kids were. We were both horrified that they are the age she was when she was my tech. I still think of her as an 18 year old. She’s in her 40’s. 😳👴🏻 Old man.

I really hate it when your feet are cold but also sweaty. Pick a lane feet.

I need a job where you don’t have to be perfect.

My FIL is getting PT in home and his physical therapist is from India. Perfect English with an accent. My MIL: “They shouldn’t let people have these jobs if they can’t speak English.” I’m glad that generation will all be dead soon.

All out of Tamiflu. Mask up people.

You’re born, you buy stuff to distract you from the drudgery of it all, you die.

Life feels like when the bully in school played a prank on you and everyone laughed but he kept going until it wasn’t funny anymore but no one would say anything.

Guess we are going to war with …….Venezuela? Not on my bingo card at all. www.cbsnews.com/news/trump-p...

People on government healthcare like their insurance.

I cannot understand hating someone you don’t even know so much that you shoot them. They are people just living their lives trying to eke out a little bit of joy the same as everyone else. Where does that rage come from?

The Fisher King

I jokingly responded to my wife “Do you want me to waterboard it out of them?” I then realized I only know the term waterboard because of the Bush administration’s “Enhanced interrogation.” Wish I didn’t know that.

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Before I left this morning my wife stopped me because my shirt was covered in blood. Apparently I scratched a tiny pinprick and my body decided that clotting was for young people. I wonder if she hadn’t seen it if it would have bled through my lab coat.

Holy Tamiflu Batman! The flu is here!

Requiem for a Dream

We’ve gathered a balanced group of lions to discuss decriminalizing eating people. All of the lions have only eaten one or two people but are totally impartial.

We seized what?

I’ll never understand bootlickers

If I took a Xanax before every work shift would I become addicted? It’s only 4 days one week and 3 days the next.

Not feeling great today. Stomach tied up in knots. Work is a scam.

Reading reports that the consumer RAM shortage could last until 2028. If you are unaware, AI data centers need a lot of RAM and companies that make it have realized they can make a lot more money focusing on that than on consumer RAM. Therefore prices have skyrocketed. This will affect everyone.

I bought an OLED monitor and when I look at it I’m ashamed I waited so long to make the switch. It’s beautiful. Representation of me playing games on the new screen.

Are vaccines still legal?

God damn it bubble. Pop already.

I’m not locked in there with them, they’re locked in there with me. I will absolutely win that battle. Welcome to Thunderdome.

I love how they move the window. The first strike on the boat was a war crime the second was the cherry on top of the war crime sundae. You can’t blow up civilian boats whenever you feel like it because an angry toddler told you that you can.

No one should ever scromit. gizmodo.com/cannabis-ind...

You go to work then all the sudden your country is at war with…Venezuela? Really? No one going to step in on this one? Sigh.

She said, "When you start getting all expressive and symbolic, it's impossible to actualize an honest diagnostic." I said, "When you start getting all exact and algebraic, I'm reminded it's a racket, not a rehabilitation, okay?” -Aesop Rock “Shrunk”

I don’t need a Hall effect keyboard. I don’t need a Hall effect keyboard. I don’t need a Hall effect keyboard. Grrrr. But maybe I do.

16 in the winter, 17 in the summer but both with a twist. I keep a tee shirt balled up on the floor at the foot of my bed in case of emergency.

Merry Thanksgiving!

Marathon. Played it on my PowerMac 30 something years ago. Four 3.5 inch disks to load it onto your hard drive. Classic.