Happy Giving Week! Consider Venmo’ing me @ mattran and all donations will be tripled on Friday in a lump sum! All proceeds will go toward World Central Kitchen.

Ran the Philly Marathon today and it did not go great!! BUT I’ll be running the Boston Marathon in April and I’d love for you to help me fundraise for World Central Kitchen: (1) Give to my Venmo here: venmo.com/mattran ** all donations via Venmo before Dec 5th will be TRIPLED**

me when I see ICE

in this house, cat >>>>>> boyfriend

HE SAID TURN THE VOLUME UP

morning in Brooklyn

they should extend the proposed interborough express to the part of Staten Island that actually voted correctly, and then to Newark Airport, as a little treat

thank you to all my oomfs in generation zed

IF YOU’RE IN LINE, STAY IN LINE native New Yorker version: IF YOU’RE ON LINE, STAY ON LINE

there really is never a time when I'm not sleepy boots

Inspired by the NYC Marathon today? Donate to my Boston Marathon fundraiser! And even easier — Venmo me @ mattran and all donations will be doubled at the end of the year by a friend with corporate matching.

but DST is over and we’re now in standard time… open the schools

I can’t believe the NYC mayor’s house was named after Gracie Abrams

Friends! I'm running the Boston Marathon next year after 15 years of trying, and I'm fundraising for World Central Kitchen! Donations are currently being directed to feed people on the ground in Gaza as well as those in the Caribbean being affected by Hurricane Melissa. Will you help?

absolutely cannot stand this man

there should be a gym just for people who make mouth noises

cc @governor.ny.gov

good morning we’re applying to grad school

ok me

cc @trixiemattel.bsky.social and @katya-zamo.bsky.social

Earlier this year, Dr. Jane Goodall sat down for an interview for Brad Falchuk’s new Netflix series, Famous Last Words. The premise of the series is to interview people on the condition that the interview not air until the subject has passed away.

Start spreading the news Cuomo’s still gonna lose

ever since the autismnal equinox my love of trains has grown stronger

Jodie holding on for dear life as I get raptured

me if I’m not raptured today

new iOS absolutely diabolical in both design and speed

I'm being shadowbanned on Twitter just like Club Chalamet so I'm posting this here too

Waiting for the release of the new March/April dates of Gaga tickets. Paws up. But paws down as we wait.

there are dozens of celebrities every season on Only Murders in the Building, but no one made me gay gasp until Dianne Wiest just showed up

the oldest Murdoch daughter’s name is Prue?

yeah sorry, Gavin Newsom sucks and always has

the New York subway thinks they can be stingy on the air conditioning because it’s September but if you ask me there should be freezing cold air blowing on you year round

Your English teacher and your gym teacher are getting married 🧨

not the three cities I’ve lived in… my impact…

I support the troops 🫡 #SurvivorAU

where is Jodie

why is this so funny... imagine if airlines sent you emails like this

love watching The Gilded Age

Idaho 🥔🫶

got yelled at by a cyclist for yelling at another cyclist (as I was cycling!) for going the wrong direction in the bike lane — why is this city allergic to people following rules

my planet Arrakis is so beautiful when the sun is low

I am so sick of people running for office in states/cities where they hate a vast array of their constituency, just because they want power. You can literally have any other job. Don’t rank Cuomo.

also Bill Clinton doesn’t even live in New York City 😭

paws up

nothing will be funnier than O’Hare getting a Sidetrack before a damn Centurion Lounge

Andrew Cuomo is ugly pass it on

I don’t think so honey Melania Trump paving over the White House rose garden

Gavin Newsom saying it’s “shameful” that people burned those Waymos is so unserious. Those cars are owned by Google 😭😭😭