Purple Rock Survivor Podcast: Survivor 49 Episode 5 – “I’m a Wolf, Baby” John is back and just itching to get some takes off about... well, I'm sure there's something. It's been three episodes now, surely there's been something engaging this season. Right? Subscribe on Apple Podcasts Subscribe on…

Get someone who loves you like the editors love when the votes are between two people with the same start to their name. #Survivor #Survivor49

Basketball is 5v5, Savannah. Or 3v2 and a cardboard cutout (this post is for like 5 people) #Survivor #Survivor49

I don’t know why they’re so worried about former Hina thinking they’re at war with Uli when Uli would be winning. #Survivor #Survivor49

They couldn’t have killed the rooster away from the hens?? #Survivor #Survivor49

Good for young MC for not physically fighting her bullies but teasing someone for being muscular is a risky little game! #Survivor #Survivor49

Wait I think I like this even more, did they do a good journey??? (As far as journeys go) #Survivor #Survivor49

I am going to need to see a photo of Nate with pink hair and a lip ring please and thank you #Survivor #Survivor49

Huh, they have to work together, that’s kind of interesting. And at least it’s not guaranteed someone loses their vote. #Survivor #Survivor49

“Jesus got high on god” wow I’m sober even more ways than I thought #Survivor #Survivor49

Jawan, I fear you do have to stop accidentally grabbing Savannah’s stuff. #Survivor #Survivor49

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Survivor Fantasy League Scoreboard- Survivor 49 week 4 The tribes get all swapped around, and a giant plane filled with poo dumps all over the scoreboard.

Purple Rock Survivor Podcast: Survivor 49 Episode 4 – “Go Kick Rocks, Bro” It's the fourth episode of the season and it's time for a switch. And by that we mean having Matt on to podcast and actually saving it this time. Are we more excited about the season yet, or does the Song Remain the Same?…

Andrew, we're voting you off the island and back to the suburbs. Our new ad just aired during Survivor.

“It worked twice, just saying.” Drag him, Jeffrey. #Survivor #Survivor49

I can really see the argument for voting for either Matt or Jason, and I also think it doesn’t really matter. #Survivor #Survivor49

If I’m Alex, I’m eating Sophie’s share of the fruit. #Survivor #Survivor49

Why are they making them go to Kele beach? 😭 #Survivor #Survivor49

The spirit of the shoe bandit lives on in the ocean #Survivor #Survivor49

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Survivor Fantasy League Scoreboard- Survivor 49 week 3 Hey, did you guys know season 50 is next season? That's a fun thing to think about.

Purple Rock Survivor Podcast: Survivor 49 Episode 3 – “Lovable Losers” Just when you thought this season was getting repetitive... Andy gets a guest cohost to discuss things. That should change things up! Join Andy and Brad as they take a bite out of episode 3 of Survivor 49. Subscribe on Apple…

It’s spelled sea krait??

I guess it’s more of a “peeling back the curtain” but you know what I mean. #Survivor #Survivor49

“Do you think he’ll play his idol?” “I think he’s smarter than that.” There are three of you! The smart thing is to play it! #Survivor #Survivor49

Asked and answered.

Tom and Ian killed and ate sea crates and didn’t get bit! #Survivor #Survivor49

I wonder if he had to stay at Ponderosa or if they let him go home to maybe see the birth of his child. #Survivor #Survivor49

Man, I really thought the dry bite reveal would mean he’s good to go. Seems like all the more reason to just… let them have rice and fire?? (I am not a doctor and have no idea if that would be enough for the doctor to feel comfortable.) #Survivor #Survivor49

And we thought Kaoh Rong broke the fourth wall. #Survivor #Survivor49

“I don’t have a vote until my tribe loses.” Yes, that is in fact always the case. #Survivor #Survivor49

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Survivor Fantasy League Scoreboard- Survivor 49 week 2 Your teams are locked in now, and it's time for the regrets to begin.

Purple Rock Survivor Podcast: Survivor 49 Episode 2 – “Cinema” If you're reading this, it means that John successfully saved and produced the podcast. But did Survivor give us an episode worth the effort? Listen to find out! Subscribe on Apple Podcasts Subscribe on Spotify In this episode, the…

Wow it’s almost like not having supplies compounds the problem and makes a losing tribe lose more. #Survivor #Survivor49

I wonder if the double alternates threw the tribe strength calculus out of whack. We have seen dominant tribes before, but considering how well Jason has done at puzzles and how strong MC is, makes me wonder about who they replaced. #Survivor #Survivor49

I stand correct. Challenge isn’t even over, but just from the puzzle this is deeply embarrassing for both Uli and Kele. #Survivor #Survivor49

That’s such a huge disadvantage I feel like you can basically say “okay yellow is disqualified” #Survivor #Survivor49 *note: I haven’t actually seen the challenge yet

I feel like it really adds insult to injury if no one seems shocked that you were voted out. Just small nods like, “yeah that makes sense.” #Survivor #Survivor49

No lost vote for the journey? They… they listened?? #Survivor #Survivor49

“You know what happens when you mess with the shoe bandit?” Your shoe gets moved a few feet away? #Survivor #Survivor49

Survivor 49 Episode 2 – “Cinema” comment thread The title of this week's episode has me worried that John won't watch it. Leave comments during, before, and especially after this episode of Survivor 49.

Survivor Fantasy League Scoreboard- Survivor 49 week 1 Your twice-annual reminder: You have until the second episode begins airing (on America's best coast- the East) to submit a new team.

Purple Rock Survivor Podcast: Survivor 49 Episode 1 – No podcast OOPS! Due to egregious user error, there's no podcast this week to cover the premier episode of Survivor 49. One was recorded, then lost to the world - like that time in Borneo when the cast voted out Jeff Probst. We'll be back next…

If you think that was bad, wait until you hear what happened tonight

Everything Jake says sounds like he teleported from 2005. #Survivor #Survivor49

Rizo, you can’t use cooked as a positive and a negative, you’ll confuse the boomers. #Survivor #Survivor49

It’s funny that Jeremiah is so into astrology because my go-to joke is “You can tell I’m a Taurus because I stubbornly refuse to believe in astrology.” #Survivor #Survivor49

Jeremiah gave it away too! Come on, guys! We have a game here.