Isn’t he too old to be called Kid anymore? What about Mid Rock? Adult Rock? But then there’s issues that he doesn’t rock either. Adult Suck just doesn’t have that same ring to it. Let’s circle back on a name that works for all of us.

I don’t really have a good reason to post this, but it’s still my favorite gif of all time, so here we are.

There was once a guy on a forum I frequented that read a huge Harry Potter fanfic thinking it was an early release of the next novel. It (apparently) involved clones and the text had typos and a bunch of obvious tells that any semi-intelligent person would have seen that would make them say, “wait.”

The biggest challenge is installing any change at all, but the second biggest change will be to resist the urge to return to the flawed status quo where bad shit still happened, it was just much quieter.

The surprising thing about this Pres term compared to even the first one is just how blatant everything is. It's like the thing they learned is that the GOP is so entrenched that they don't even need to cache every shitty thing they do in bureaucratic bullshit, they can just do it and say fuck you.

It is just crystal fucking clear that Schumer either thinks that stating, “things have to change” and then doing nothing is the most powerful weapon in his arsenal or he thinks its his ONLY weapon, and either way, it’s incredibly damning.

What fictional character would definitely be in the Epstein Files?

One of my dad’s absolute faves

I said “a dumb eighth grader” not “a character from Trainspotting”

is the phrase “slutty buddy” a thing that I could go viral over, and if so, can I turn it into a crypto currency through which I could rip dumb people off with and if so can someone tell me how and explain to me how that even works as if I’m a really dumb eighth grader and IF SO

WHY DO WE EVEN HAVE THIRTY EIGHT STREAMING OPTIONS IF NONE OF THEM STREAM THE LONG KISS GOODNIGHT

The Long Kiss Goodnight. It’s been way too long since I’ve seen that movie. I wonder if it’s streaming and I can get away with watching it when I should be working.

We got a kid in our kids class a birthday card that is cats screeching “happy birthday” along with their President. It’s pretty great - not for them mind you - and it makes me want to see a Harry Potter edit where all the owls deliver all his Hogwarts letters, and when he finally gets to open one -

Fox News in Middle-Earth

And Pepsi products. This is the real Pizzagate.

I’m pizza-hungry, and they don’t even have Street Fighter or the TMNT side scrolling beat-em-up game, fuck this place.

Also it’s bullshit that Chuck E. Cheese makes you hungry for pizza but will only provide shitty faux-pizza approximates.

Chuck E Cheese fucked up by not keeping the Rockafire Explosion animatronic band around. It’s a real miss.

I have a little thing called the Jared Leto Rule, and I kind of forget the exact wording how it goes, but the gist is that Jared Leto fucking sucks

Is it suspicious that Jerry Jones HASN’T been mentioned in the files?

Chet Bridgerton, the black sheep of the fam, wears tie-dye shirts and dirty cardigans, and calls his fellow bachelors “sloppy bitches” and “brosephs,” but is much nicer to the help than anyone else he’s related to.

can’t we have one episode of Bridgerton with a guy in board shorts and hemp necklaces telling everyone to be chill

does a microwave out there exist with a popcorn button on it that is actually worth using

if that’s what’s you’re settling for, why not demand a ban on murder while you’re there

The biggest consequence of Belichick not getting in to the HoF his first attempt is that a fanbase that went to the Super Bowl like every other year for almost two decades and who is back again this year, gets to throw a tantrum about how they have it rough or they’ve been wronged or disrespected.

Even if this was true, and it absolutely isn't, what's gained by pointing it out? If Pol Pot made loaves of banana bread, pointing out that "you have to admit, it's pretty cool to bake" doesn't contribute ANYTHING, and it just makes you look like a fucking idiot with no social awareness.

ICE is rooting for New England to win the Super Bowl

it won't make up for everything going on, but the fourth season of Reacher would be a pretty great thing to watch soon imo

science fiction would be a lot more believable if the reason people were trying to freeze or reverse time wasn't to like save the world or kill hitler or rob banks but just to take a really nice nap without losing any time

GREAT IDEA: What we need is a incredibly well trained force of officers that can be used to supervise and hold ICE accountable. We call them FIRE, and they have authority to supersede any law they deem necessary to keep ICE in check. They'd have a license to kill. There's no possible way this backfi

Rooting preferences: 1. Seahawks slight gap 2. Rams 3. Broncos huge, vast, unimaginably large gap 4. Pats

I think the Pitt is going for the record for most moments where one person asks another person, “you okay?” And the other person, who is clearly not at all okay, responds, “yeah, I’m okay.”

It’s been 13 years since In came up with this banger of an idea.

Even if you don't listen to this episode/show (and I haven't as of yet), you should listen to this excerpt - if not for this description of what it contains - for the punchline at the end that made me guffaw at work.

I disagree with this!!

CBS: "All Trump wants is for his insidious message to be told to as many people as possible, so that the RFK techno-brainworm can infect and burrow into the psyche of enough hosts to make it impossible to fully eradicate from the human consciousness. Here's footage of him delivering this message:"

Gavin Newsom is a fine troll, but I'm pretty sure I'm absolutely done with trolls in high places of political power.

aliens, just destroy the whole planet

I’m trying to watch some more of the Pitt S1 but man I just want everybody to be ok and y’all I don’t think that’s going to happen

how can anyone live without ai it’s just so useful and reliable

In follow up from yesterday, I was definitely one of those people who changed the name of their PCs. FF6: Locke - Bandit Edgar - Jason Sabin - I don't remember! I really wish I did. Cyan - Kaine Celes - Snow Umaro - Yeti Gogo - Joker Setzer - Chance Terra/Shadow/Strago/Relm/Gau/Mog - No Change

In follow up from yesterday, I was definitely one of those people who changed the name of their PCs. Chrono Trigger: Crono - Crono Lucca - Gizmo Marle - I don't fully remember. Diana? Something like that. Frog - Peter Robo - C3PO Ayla - Ava Magus - Janus (by that point you know his name)

CBS News is just the Comedy Bang Bang Roundtable but none of the absurd characters make jokes or do bits

FF6 Character Tier List: S+ Tier - Phantom Train, Ultros S-Tier: Cyan, Edgar, Sabin, Terra, Shadow, Umaro, Celes, General Leo, Setzer, A-Tier: Locke, Strago B-Tier: Mog C-Tier: Relm, Gau, Banon F-Tier: Gogo

Chrono Trigger Character Ranks: S-Tier: Crono, Lucca, Marle, Frog, Robo, Magus, Ayla F-Tier: Dalton

I will never forget January 2026 as the time when the K-Pop Demon Hunters sang a really catchy song and then killed Scott Adams and Aaron Rodgers

Does she want her people to stop her from seeing it? Or for them to stop other people from writing or thinking it? OR, and hear me out, does she want people to identity who is thinking it ahead of time so that lethal action can be taken to prevent them from writing it? BARI WEISS’S THOUGHT ASSASSINS

did Adams get the vax