To achieve true greatness, you must welcome unimpressed men into your eyeline

Ah, it’s finally fall in Los Angeles

Question about Industry: is Harper good at her job

Apparently I violated X’s terms of service by making fun of an alleged sexual predator

You can love someone very much and still not want to watch the tiktoks they send you

So crazy that women weren’t allowed to eat protein until 2024

I’d be okay to leave LiMu Emu and Doug in 2025

Taking your dog to visit family for the first time

Instead of buying fancy pajamas, why not try losing your virginity instead

I would like to forget every uber ride I’ve ever taken actually

Just woke up from a gorgeous dream where everyone was telling me that my hair looked nice

This morning, Disney announced a deal with OpenAI. Read more about the WGAW’s advocacy against the theft and exploitation of writers’ works by AI models: www.wga.org/contracts/kn...

I wouldn’t, no

literally what do you mean they made more episodes of loot

Please screenshot this and text it to someone with “isn’t she the worst?” I certainly do it to all of you

I love to watch the Dodgers, starring Jason Bateman, only on Fox

One Battle After Another is a gorgeous, important film — not only for its message but for giving film bros a new lazy Halloween costume

Show me a problem that a three hour nap can’t fix

Being in love means your partner watches every TikTok you send—and accepts that you’ll never, ever look at the ones they send back.

The Mavericks getting Cooper Flagg is a scandal waiting to be uncovered — there’s just no way that happened organically

My question for you is this: what if I have dinner at 4:30–what will become of me

oh, to be a little dog in 2025

Do you want to be a parent, or do you just want a reason to buy a hamster

If you trip and fall in front of someone, cut them out of your life—you will never get your power back

Jason is really hanging in there as a name

The only time to go to CVS is drunk

Yeah, I really loved Twitter. The idea of being on social media or trying to rebuild a voice online makes me want to crawl into a very small and very dark hole. But on nights like tonight (when I've been drinking), I sure do miss it (sending drunken messages out to the internet).