I have a spinny rack now, so legit. Curated for the venue (goth vegan cafe), these unique shoe charms, mostly handmade by me, are for sale at Memento Mori Cafe! NW 24th/Raleigh in Portland, Oregon #flibberty #shopsmall #crocartist

No reason except RED PANTS #flibberty #christmaween #crocs

portland update: this just crossed the street in front of me holding a bright yellow sign that said WELCOME TO HELL