I love America. If you have an extremely important job and you die, your sibling automatically gets that job. Totally makes sense.

Good news Giants fans, they are now an AI company. Failing in the NFL just wasn’t good enough for them.

You mean to tell me the recently converted Catholic who is arguing with the Pope couldn’t get a deal done?

So much for 2026 being a step up. We almost made it 3 full days.

Trump’s logic: the democrats created the hoax Epstein file, but somehow managed to only implicate themselves. Then the democrats demanded the release of the documents but somehow republicans fought to keep them quiet. And, it’s a hoax but Trump is ordering a formal investigation. Makes total sense.

Kenvue, the maker of Tylenol, has an opportunity to do something epic. Reach out to Kennedy and ask him how much they need to pay him and/or Trump to make this go away and record everything. This dummy will probably email them the standard rate sheet for administration bribes.

Anxiously awaiting Mike Lee’s pithy tweet about Kristi Noem in the hospital, I just know it’s going to be a banger. He really is the Don Rickles of our generation.

It’s both entirely predictable and utterly disheartening that the ‘emigrate the right way’ crowd collectively shrugs and turns away as thousands of people are snatched up at their immigration hearings.