NGL... I really, REALLY wanna be a slutty twunk deer pussyboy furry right now. 🥺 If I caught some cute twunk gym bro checking me out at this moment, it would probably go down like this

You all got me craving dick in the worst possible way today. You got me stuffing dildos in my pussy, strapping them in with a thong, and wearing them under my street clothes to Home Depot 😩 You never seen a guy tear off his clothes so fast upon arrivig back home.

I did not have "Douche out and stuff a monster plug in your boy hole for the entire afternoon" on my bingo card this morning, but some how it's turning out that way anyhow. 🤔 I think @bidude116.bsky.social might have had something to do with it.

My search for a tanline-worthy whale tail profile continues. @microstringlvr.bsky.social suggested Johny Team swimwear, but while their HH bikini is exactly what I'm looking for in back, the seamless front does not conform to my meats. Will someone PLEASE make MEN'S thong backs like this? 😢

Hole training session #2,593,448

Murdered my hole all day yesterday. This was after three hours of wearing a fist-sized plug 😁

The coolest thing about these mesh gym shorts is how you can attenuate your sluttiness by simply rolling the waistband, and they stretch to accommodate any size booty without distortion or unwanted bulging 😁

This reminds me... I need to get back in the gym. 🤔

This little sissy rode to the tanning salon. This little sissy had fun. This little sissy wore women's Daisy Dukes. This little Sissy cooked his buns. 😁 (And got lots of stares from other motorists, LOL)

Aahh, the eternal paradox... What to do when you crave an afternoon and evening (and possibly early next morning) marathon assplay session with a fully flushed-out playground, but you don't want to feel gut-wrenching post-douche hunger pangs tomorrow. 😭

Many, many times 😋

Tanline check! This summer's slut grill mark came out pretty decent, I think -- especially considering there are so few men's thongs with this actual whale tail profile 🫤

Fun fact: if you lace my corset up tight enough, I can't push you out 😘 Actually, that's not true, but it's fun to think about 😜

Ever wake up just knowing the day is gonna end with a huge toy in your ass as you jerk off in a mirror, admiring your hyper-slutty thong tanlines?

I pulled out (almost) all of the stops on yesterday's slutfest. Packed a huge plug in my pussy, snapped on a thong, squeezed my booty into the skimpiest Barbie-pink boy shorts I own, and rode my scooter over to the tanning salon. 😋

Do you think anyone will notice these are women's shorts if I wear them in public? 🥺

Heading off to the dealership to get my truck serviced. I wonder how many stares I'll get in the guest lounge 😋

The secret to a quality thong flash is *subtlety. A whale tail is sexiest when it looks accidental, no?

Are you ready for the end of pool and beach season? Me neither. Maybe I'll move to Australia until next June and keep the sun and buns going 🤔

A nice thing about dating a demon is that you never have to worry about bringing matches. My boyfriend's semen ignites spontaneously when it comes into contact with air. So, when I suck him off and share his load with him, all he has to do it spit it onto some kindling, and we have a cozy campfire 😁

Would you let me breed you while I have a 10" monster dildo strapped balls-deep in my boy pussy? You can grab on to my harness for purchase while I pound you. 😘

If anything was possible surgically, but you had to choose between the power of flight, or the ability to unhinge your jaw like a snake and switch off your gag reflex at will... where would you want them to place the switch?

Why is it so hard to get balls-deep on all fours?? I guess I'm just going to have to keep practicing 😁🥵

I just want my life rearranged like this. Any takers?

I have a small problem... it's becoming way too easy for me to stuff a 10" cock up my ass and conceal it in my shorts. I'm scared that I'm going to forget it's there one of these days and head out to run errands... maybe even go to the gym with it in. 🥺🥺 What would you do if you caught me?

Peel these off me and stuff my hungry boi pussy full of your cock 🥵🥵🥵

This seems to happen every time I pull on a pair of cutoff denim shorts and prance around the house 🤔

How am I sposed to finish getting dressed and leave the house today, when I can't even get this shit packed in my short shorts?

Dukes don't have to be frayed... in fact, I'd venture to say properly-hemmed shorts are an even sluttier statement than cutoffs, because finishing like this is never accidental. You can't explain it away as, "Oh... they were old jeans and I didn't realize how short I was chopping them."

Oops! I tripped and fell on a monster cawk! I'm such a klutz 😋

Would anyone mind if I went for a run wearing these? Would you cu-- err... I mean, COME along? 😁

Just trying to be a strapping lad. Unless you know a better way to keep a monster dildo from slipping out while you do chores 🤷‍♂️

I'm feeling aggressively sissy today. 😈

Does this bubblegum pink do anything for my bubble? #Tangaland

String waistbands are optional. Crack-hugging conformity never is. 😘

Ever see someone wearing a shirt that says "I Like Butt Stuff" and think to yourself, "Why are they beating around the bush??" 🤔

Snap my pretty pink panty thong strap, slap my cakes, and make my your sissy bitch.

What do you think... can I handle your dick? Would you slide all 10 inches deep in my boi pussy and pound me until I gape and your shaft is slick with my creamy pussy juice? When are you going to stop dreaming about it and come impregnate me? 🥺

It's the best of both worlds... I get to feel like I'm thonged-up, and you can tongue-stab or cream-pie my silky smooth boi pussy without any strap getting in the way. Am I a good slut bunny? 😘

I need ALL of this today 🥵🥵🥵

Sweet baby Jesus in the straw! What a fella gotta do to get proper dicked down, like this? 😍😍😍

There seem to be a surprising number of people at my pool who have no clue how to swim... 🤔

A lot more substantial than my usual stringy fare, but I'm digging the fit and the material. Lots of "lift" with this pouch design.

If you see this post, do it. Pronouns: He/Him/"That Butt Slut" Height: 6'2" Shoe: 11US Zodiac: Aquarius Smoke: 30 yrs ago Tattoos: None Piercings: None Fav Drink: Woodford Reserve Double Oaked

It is my sole ambition in life right now to be exactly this jacked, this fit, and this starved for hole. 🥵🥵🥵 Who's with me?

Balls look they haven't been drained in a while. Time to remedy that. Choose the form of the Destructor!

Which ensemble goes best with black Docs and white scrunchies?

Thought I'd try for a little Kelly LeBrock a-la "Weird Science" vibe today. Forgot the crop-top tho 😝

Who's up for a little tumble on the mats? 😘