I hereby bet a zillion gazillion baggillion Bitcoins that the rapture doesn't happen tomorrow. Which of you magas wants to take the other side? I'll wait.

So who else is changing plans to watch Kimmel tomorrow night? The ratings will be like nobody has ever seen. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Rant: the "month/day/year" format makes about as much sense as Fahrenheit, imperial measurement scales, and democratic Republic form of government. Also, it's zed and colour.

All of Europe is more proficient in the English language than is the dim-witted president of the USA. 🤣

I have always hated Apple. New low hit today. I have never and will never own an iPhone or a Mac. Shitty tech, shittier org.

How the fuck did this Chauncey Gardiner idiot end up as POTUS in 2025?? This situation is bad sci-fi.

As a species, we're hurtling toward a cliff. I don't see how this train of ignorance stops before it's too late. It's already too late. It's time to get our affairs in order. The prognosis is terminally bleak.

The organizations and people who work on climate and energy every day "understand that the world has changed dramatically since 2009—in ways Trump and his hard-core supporters apparently cannot grasp, or maybe just don’t want to acknowledge."

I feel for the current residents of hell... in the next little while, they are going to have 3 grotesque undesirables moving in: Trump, Netanyahu and Putin. Property values down there will plummet!

So who is doing the TACO trade at the moment. Easy money guys. 🤣

Pope Leo: “In a society marked by solitude, where radical individualism has shifted the emphasis from ‘us’ to ‘me,’ resulting in a deficit of real concern for others, sport – especially team sports – teaches the value of cooperating, working together and sharing.” www.vatican.va/content/leo-...

Oh look... UTTER chaos globally. Who would ever have predicted this? - what with dim-witted Trump in charge of a freak show of way underqualified, ethically bankrupt degenerates in his cabinet. Great job America. Fix this!!

Breaking: ABC News says senior national correspondent Terry Moran "has been suspended pending further evaluation." This since-deleted tweet is the reason for the suspension:

Most fun day on social media in about a decade. 🍿

How did anyone think the Musk + Trump marriage would end well? This break-up will be delicious. 🍿🍿🍿

As a fairly recent Canadian citizen, this election is my first opportunity to participate as an elector in this country. I voted today. I have trust in the integrity, experience & intelligence of Mr Carney to lead us through these extremely challenging times. 🇨🇦 #Canada #election2025 #Liberal #Carney

The absolute callousness of announcing a 44% trade tariff against Myanmar this week, of all weeks.

I forget where I heard this (maybe the Bulwark), but the more I think about it, the better this sounds. Imagine a @mcuban.bsky.social + @aoc.bsky.social ticket in 2028.

Only takes 23 Senate Democrats to remove Chuck Schumer from leadership and replace him with someone willing to fight

There's so much blood on Wall Street, it's splattering the moon!

This is what utter incompetence at the helm of a face-planting superpower looks like.

He was always ahead of his time.

Elon won't like you praising OpenAI. 🤣🤣🤣

"Free speech," Nazi style.

This is a firehose of utter BS. It will take days, if not weeks, to rebut every stupid point.

There are some Trump administration lawyers who need to be disbarred.

This absolute orange fool spewing transparent lies upon lies while bobble-head Mike nods along to every word. What a disgrace. So embarrassing.

Who is implementing these tariffs? Does it not require very significant IRS administration? Elon's DOGE is gutting personnel. I think we should panic less guys 🤣. Just ignore the ranting grandpa over there.

Fight for every step. Disregard expectations. Do more than you think you can. If you win most days, you will win every week. When you win every week, you win every month... and therefore you will easily win the year.

... Exaggerations, political fear-mongering, or just the usual noise of partisanship. But now, the wolf is no longer some distant threat on the horizon. It is at the door. Important post from @weissmann11.bsky.social youtube.com/watch?v=pVp0...

The most slimy worm in American history is Lindsey Graham. OMG - what an obnoxiously, self-righteous, flip-flopping, spineless, moron he is. He has zero values but self-servitude. Awful human. Vance is a close second.

Is it just me, or do we (humans of Earth) all increasingly feel like employees or creditors of one of the six casinos and hotel brands Trump bankrupted?

Just laugh at them. At every opportunity & in every context, just ridicule & laugh. Imagine daily WH briefs and all his pressers drowned out by howling laughter?

Hahahahahaaaa!!! There is justice in this world. Preview of coming attractions Trump! You will never win. 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦 #4nations #hockey #canusa

Thank you so much to all the new followers! I’ve been impressed by the spread of this cartoon and how much it resonated with people especially in the U.S.! I hope to keep inspiring you all with future cartoons. It’s a pleasure to have you all on-board! #politicalcartoonist #cybertruckman #zezvaz

We're battle-hardened up here. FA and FO bone spur boy. #Canada

When are you all going to get your shit together America? We're so embarrassed for you. Come on guys... clean it up. We believe in the majority of you.

Live From Gaza w/ Abubaker Abed & @abbymartin.bsky.social: Responding to Trump's Ethnic Cleansing Threat :: youtu.be/D0LaSJqnI-I?...

The irony is that Trump is killing crypto. The industry is STARVING for regulation and legitimacy. Amazing technical innovation is being overshadowed by shitcoins and shameless grifters like $POTUS and $FLOTUS.

Spend some time with the comments in response to this post. It's quite therapeutic...

They're so dumb. OMG. We need not fear anything. The execution of their plans are as menacing as an inept Bond villain. "Doh, we forgot to handcuff him." 🤣

I am a fairly recent citizen of Canada. I could not be more proud of my adopted homeland than I am right now. We stand united against tyranny and injustice. This is what FAFO looks like. Our beef is with the orange fool & his squad, not the majority of USA who hates all of this.

America, Sorry to have to tell you, but your founding fathers were not Gods. They demonstrably fucked up. The Commonwealth countries still have functional Westminster constitutional monarchical governments. Imperfect but surely better! #Canada #UK #Australia

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