I'm working on a web browser extension that desyncs youtube video playback so audio is arbitrarily +/- 5 secs off, smoothly interpolating the delay so the audio imperceivably switches between ahead or behind the video.

My dream is for all the people who were doing tireless work at the CFPB to end up in Congress. One step closer!

it's morbid time www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYg2...

just realized firefox is AI now... I don't remember how long this has been the case, but I always remembered the window's title being "page title - Mozilla Firefox". but I'm staring at my browser and it's display "page title — Mozilla Firefox". an Em Dash? in *my* web browser?!

there's this music artist that I've always loved, followed them for years and years. and their last album came out, and I didn't enjoy it. its so different from the last one. why did they do this to me? why did they make something I don't like? they've always made stuff I liked, and now they didn't!

watching videos from C-SPAN today, trying to feel hopeful that there will be justice in the near future.

- "Your device is no longer receiving security updates" - *installs updates for Microsoft Defender Antivirus (KB2267602) and Windows Malicious Software Removal Tool (KB890830)* I knew Microsoft was full of shit. Long Live Windows 10!

I am not immoral *because* I drink, I drink because I am an idiot.

KEXP with another hit feature: Angina Pectoris www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Ssi...

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using computers makes me so fucking angry. they're so stupid

www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1rj... pls watch

my opinion on being successful is if you just aim low and on the ground, you won't fall that far when you screw up.

is "FFmpeg" pronounced "eff-eff-em-peg"? or "femme-peg"?

I'm anti-sh. I'm against any and all forms of shell scripts. I'm bad at using them, therefore they deserve to have their head(1)s BASHed in.

I'm too shy to participate in twitch chats, so while watching streams I just open Notepad and pretend that I'm sending messages and that people are complimenting me on how funny my jokes are. I save the chats as .txt files on my desktop, I have a folder for each streamer I follow.

What Codec should I use?

it seems so trivial and ubiquitous, but how are we able to talk? how are we able to walk? why does it all just work, but we can't explain how we know to do these things?

Siri, how long until I can watch Space Pornography videos on my phone via a LEO satellite broadband connection?

github workflows are so weird and scary. will someone hold my hand

dare was wrong, it's not people on the street you have to worry about, it's those damned doctors

I have a crush on Jennifer Homendy

I like to read things to pretend I am sophisticated and smart, so I can look down on others and forget that I am dumb

a spot-the-difference game where you click a button/press a key to switch between two images, except the differences between each image are changed randomly each time you swap between them.

I hate everything I write and post when I read it several days later. Who wrote those and thought it was a good idea to post them? I'm disgusted by that person, and it's not even been an entire week.

International Corporation Cooperation International, Incorporated

I believe AI will "never quite get there", and trapped in a "perpetual release"/"circular redesign" cycle by infantile shareholders, and will never be presented in a working or finished form. In some sense, it will be doomed to conform to the common human experience of never being quite good enough.

I'm progressing towards working on developing a new video game; if this tweet gets ten or more likes, I will elaborate on the synopsis and then eventually a kickstarter. features: - open world role playing game - fully simulated economic system with autonomous NPCs - time travel/save state mechanics

"11,196 years in prison" that's quite a few

wow, this website really does suck

turn that goblin Frown upside Down

this website sucks

if you take an anti-depressant, take comfort that it's effectiveness was validated by studying how a mouse responds to being drowned. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Behavio...

why does everything always have to be so complicated? www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXhl...

wait, am I actually an AI bot, posting nonsense?

just upgraded my PC with a new SSD from wish .com, it was a really great deal considering I'll never need to upgrade it again

youtube retroactively reducing/butchering the quality of 1080p videos across their video library to save on streaming bandwidth is a crime against humanity.

I bet sixty nine dollars that Elon paid to ensure that both the X and the Y chromosomes are from him. If this is actually true, I hope for the children's sake that there are no genetic/hereditary disease repercussions. This entire situation is terrifying to me, regardless of the validity of the bet.

I am not required to make posts every day, I do it because it is an activity which I enjoy. It is it's own reward, and the only threat of it's absence is the empty feeling it would leave in my heart 🫀

does anyone remember little red riding hood? how long ago was that even?

every damn time

I don't understand why radio is a popular medium for music. I only like music when I'm physically attracted to the musicians performing it. My understanding of most things in this world only goes skin deep; I much prefer and appreciate when the details of things are smoothed over, just like my brain

sorry for the hiatus, I'm back!

"minimal techno" is my new favorite music genre frenchclass.bandcamp.com/album/five www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1rj...

Stimulus: I see a video titled "Pollen Is Not Plant Sperm (It’s MUCH Weirder)" Response: There should be more videos with engaging titles like this www.youtube.com/watch?v=8o76...

You learn something new about yourself everyday! Today, I learned I much prefer to sit in front of my computer, and send instant messages or write text to post on social media, instead of being around real people and having to talk to them in real time! This is healthy because it makes me feel good!

I have warned about the rightwing attack on empathy. It is as dangerous as any attack on democracy. It will accelerate in Musks’ hands. open.substack.com/pub/sherrily...

Man, KEXP just keeps putting out absolute banger performances by amazing artists. I've only watched a few videos, and every single one is just incredible. Maybe I'm biased because I love videos of live sessions. www.youtube.com/watch?v=88An...

The first time I watched a video of AURORA speaking, the crystals in my room started to fluoresce and I was able to see the shadows of each of our auras phase into our 3-dimensional reality; I saw visions of our guardian fairies dancing and drinking tea together. Oh and her music is pretty good too.