NO ONE SAW THAT.

hello everyone what should i post here

happy new year bluesky oomfs ❤️❤️🫂🫂 my resolution is to be more active here so i can annoy you all ❤️🫂 have a great year ahead!!!

did i order an apple watch last night with literal pennies left in my account, an account in a condition so dire that i had to deposit some cash rn real quick so a cheque that was about to be processed didn’t bounce and bring shame to me… yes. yes i did.

went to gym after eating dhokla and now my tummy hurts……… charli xcx you will pay for your ancestors crimes

just swallowed 5 big pills in one sip and i feel like i just ingested a golf ball

THIS BITCH AINT 80?

stroking myself to this

was browsing subreddits related to CICO and…….😭 can’t believe there’s a whole community busy losing weight to increase their visible dick size and sharing pictures to compare😭😭😭

picasso paintings:

and mind you i haven’t even interacted with jake on twitter or here for years. but if they want to block me unprovoked….. alright i guess 😭

lmfao… ok….

godzilla charging up its atomic breath:

CICO, gym everyday and tennis three times a week working for me….

when is bb100 officially coming

the dialogue in a one woman play based on a shailene woodley interview:

i felt my chest for the first time today…….

EWWWWWWWW😭😭😭😭

“are all your holes pussy holes?”

what you’re about to witness on my airbuds…. this isnt me…. im being forced….. please know that.

this just ruined my whole fucking day😭😭

curd:

i think i just ate a mosquito …………

attention seeking pottery enthusiasts :

swiss people browsing the dairy aisle for a very specific type of cheese

honestly, just haven’t felt like posting on twitter or bluesky ever since i opened an account here… lowkey feel a bit burned out, and the thought of cultivating another following on here is extremely tiresome

why is this like the best song ever released

i’ve had a vision. gaga, bruno and rosé will perform together at the MAMA awards in japan. all three will sing DWAS, and all three will then dance and perform APT

literally FUCK BIOLOGY.

i’ve been standing waiting for a bus for the last thirty minutes, i think you can understand the source of my frustration, knowing that literally nothing good is coming out of this

standing is such a fucking scam…compare sitting for an hour: relaxed, at peace, leisuring and then standing for an hour: legs and back hurting.. sweaty.. you might think standing would’ve at least burnt 200 calories more than sitting, & the real answer is a total of 5 (five) extra calories burnt…

she basically said first one was just a last minute bey pregnancy replacement show and not up to my standards 😭

the start of a poem on appetisers:

currently spinning

UNDERPAID AND OVERWHELMED

this being better than the studio version… chills on me all over open.spotify.com/track/3Tjupe...

bears in april:

starting CICO

this just pissed me off big time.

bruh my fatass thought they were dogs

i’m bigger and more beautiful

i love a hot man who’s a lil flop like yas lemme gatekeep you

a phone designed to only watch neglected pou videos one after another

was taking a shower rn distracted and thinking about what else i could quote this tweet with, and massaged cetaphil facewash in my scalp

food when the microwave beeps thrice

ok im done.

#LoveDontCostAThing challenge in a parallel universe:

oreos and milk on 15th september 2018:

free samples at costco: