every time i walk into our room oomf’s severed head is staring at me it’s so scary

got through the 3 hour reg line but at least i have a cute looking badge :3

what are you even supposed to do in boston

happy dragon day to all of my lovely dragon oomfies :3

i love being hyperlexical i love having so so much to say and spilling it all out into the internet

this is how you lose the time war is quite good but also is written in an aggressively tumblr-esque fashion which could easily be seen as a downside

a lot of the time i just make assumptions about the world and then tell people i read it somewhere

what if i go to ANE and this happens to me

she’s kind of just like me if you really think about it

i feel so sigma!

today i am being injected with chemicals

if i ever get bottom surgery does anyone want my balls

oomfs should be able to share a psychic link with me

i’m starting to think a jack of all trades master of none might not actually be better than a master of one

i’m starting to think some of you have a certain fondness for anthropomorphic animals…

i sleep like this it’s awesome

man i literally have a backlog of like 200 tweets to skeet

good meowning everypony i’m back :3

people should only have an even number of eyes open at a time

is it weird that completely overcast is one of my favorite types of weather

It's Mr Mercedes

comm for @/majesticapplez.bsky.social !

absolutely not on main but maybe i’ll make an ad :3c

this is getting ridiculous

you’re getting colder

genuinely please dm me i love chatting with everyone but i don’t have a system with keeping up with everyone efficiently 😭

okay come arrest me then

good try but this is not even close to my name 🧡

maybe i’d have said yes but you asked this anonymously!!!!

you guys don’t know this but i actually tweet from my Grand Library where i sequester myself and study the last 30 years of public discourse to write the funniest tweets possible

this happened to my buddy gurt once

life as an english man hard asf. just got my bones ground to make some dudes bread 😕

why would 1000 ants care about my ass if you wanna see it just ask!!!

i would vaporize you immediately haven’t you heard of how evil that is

so many flirty messages don’t get posted but i’m posting this one bc it made me laugh

no i’m not *that* gay

what should my new discord status be

comp sci is so fun i wish the industry wasn’t so monolithic and over saturated that it’s collapsing under its own weight rn

Some old louie sketches (I LOVE louies!)

They are telling you a humorous story ( You will be robbed of all gold pieces afterward) 🐮 @vamporphiknights.bsky.social 🎨- @pibbbou.bsky.social

netizen is such a funny term to me

following 61 THOUSAND accounts is actually insane even as it’s obviously automated somehow it’s just crazy to me

i regret to inform everyone that the gooner furry mmorpg that just came out is actually pretty fun……

word nerd #galliart

He doesn't know what hawk tuah coin is, bless his heart

[August 12th] Iceberg boyfriends #furryart

jerma is my favorite furry streamer

absolutely

ABSOLUTELY not i tried that once and it nearly destroyed me now i am a cold unfeeling monolith