Imma be a pumpkin for Halloween :v

GO BRONCOS

WHO'S LAUGHING NOW youtu.be/A4zFTZ216Fg?...

Spooky month is my favorite month

NOT FOR HONOR BUT FOOOOOR YOOOOOU

Theres nothing good about the state of the world right now, but Im more than happy to take solace in there being slightly less genocide in the world today, thats arguably a good thing

Those two bad kids, Blovis and Boostafonte

Wunderbar

Have a lovely week : )

Fucking thank you, finally >:0 arstechnica.com/tech-policy/...

Happy Eefs Day youtu.be/Gs069dndIYk?...

Unpopular opinion, H1-B visas should never have been allowed to exist, the fact there are kids graduating from STEM fields going without jobs is more than enough evidence that America lacking qualified applicants is a complete lie, its a dirty tactic used by tech bros to disempower their employees

"Have you considered switching to Edge" says Microsoft CEO www.forbes.com/sites/zakdof...

Hope you all followed ideal opsec lol

Imma start telling people the shooter was really into Windows 11 and .NET apps whenever gun violence happens

*notices news conference* OwO what's this???

If I post "Charlie Kirk did WTC" does that count as me mocking Charlie or 9/11 asking for a friend

Meanwhile in England, "Oi me m8 the barrister of hedgewicks been nicked in the jollywobbers by a 2 gram blade the daft cunt innit'

Broncos win ^o^

When they put us all in deathcamps I hope they send me to the really nice one

Everyone gettin fired in the NFL today

Bacon and eggs

Get in goofus were going to the apocalypse

Washington DC is safe space!! Plz no Republican bully :'( lol

49ers are the preaseason champs once again this year

Another day another interdimensional rift to pure chaos

They punched him right in the Big Balls 😂

If you dont buy my AI glasses you will be at a severe disadvantage for wearing stupid shit on your face that no one wants

The EMTs hit Hulk Hogan with the 3-count

Me irl youtu.be/mQsNOPVOLEo?...

Hoooowdy neighbor

Please bring back Colbert Report lol

>Out of Adderall again Thanks Obama >:0

I wanna be the very best like no one ever was

I WANNA WATCH A FOOTBALL AAAAAH

People have really strong opinions about the lady in that Snow Day movie

You can make anything sound acceptable if you just add 'on biblical grounds' to the end of it

Grok is scraping 4chan, my sides 😂

They were all in love with dying, they were doing it in Texas

Happy birthday America you dumb bitch I hope u die

John SQUIDMAN jumped to his feet, clutching his WEPON, ready to fight his arch rival MASK MAN in a game of childish antics

Makin my way downtown walkin fa- *arrested for loitering*

The #democratic party refuses to listen to their own electorate because they are a decrepit conclave of ancient old men that stopped caring about our problems when Bill Clinton was elected and need to be removed from power

Until AI can successfully run the easy part of a McDonalds drive-thru dont fucking talk to me about the "Singularity"

Butcher? I hardly kno er!

Back home!

Fuck you bottomless challenge imma win

Well I won $100 so I guess the world has to lose its mind

Loud and proud

Meow Woof