Literally everyone apologising after only the first vote... Could #TheTraitors Canada BE more Canadian, eh? #TheTraitorsCA

I WAS RIGHT! #TheMaskedSinger #TheMaskedSingerUK

"$700, if you get out of my shop and stop singing." #TheApprentice

For all the batshit things in #TwinPeaks, including the Red Room and Josie getting trapped in a drawer knob, the thing that confuses me most is how Ben eats sandwiches.

So I don't really do the #selfie thing, but I don't think I look too terrible today.

BUT WHAT WAS IN THE WHO'S WHO BOOK? #TheTraitorsUK #TheTraitors

When Faraz asks "Who's Columbo?" I feel old. #TheTraitorsUK

I reckon Can of Worms might be Freddie Flintoff. Photo of the Top Gear team in the first clue package (he took over) and League of Their Own this week. He was a guest judge last episode, but not when Can of Worms was seen! #maskedsingeruk

At least now Gargoyle is gone I can't complain she was actually a Grotesque 😂 #maskedsingeruk

When he went falsetto, Red Panda sounded like Harry Hill doing his "son" Gary on #JuniorBakeOff #maskedsingeruk

When he went falsetto, Red Panda sounded like Harry Hill doing his "son" Gary on #JuniorBakeOff #maskedsingeruk

I have never heard "tongue" rhymed with "Kung" before in my life... #HouseOfGames

All these people with legal training, police backgrounds, and yet the person with the best reads is a 28 year old hairdresser from t' North. #TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUK

🎶 Things are getting strange I'm starting to worry, this could be a case for Mulder and Scully... 🎶 #snooker #Masters #welovesnooker

Rob Walker: "This one won't be 6-2" It's 6-2. #snooker #bbcsnooker #welovesnooker

Who Wants To Be A Millionaire? #HouseOfGames

Wait... For real? For 32 years I've thought it was Dull As DISHwater!? #HouseOfGames #sayings #idioms

I thought it was well known that Belgium's two major exports are Tintin and the Smurfs. #HouseOfGames

Very verbose lad, that Joel, isn't he? 😂 #Snooker #bbcsnooker

Has anyone else noticed the BBC Comms have started following Hazel's lead and are calling the Chinese players by first name now? JV kept saying "Yize" this afternoon, and Steve's saying "Guodong" tonight. #snooker #ilovesnooker

Monkey = Cat Stark? (Hence the cat shirt, iron throne reference) - Michelle Fairley was in Suits, like the Monkey 🤷🏼‍♂️ #MaskedSingerUK

Fiona hasn't thrown a grenade into #TheTraitors- she's thrown the pin and held on to the grenade. #TheTraitorsUK

When did they bring back the 11+ exam!? #JBO #JuniorBakeOff

Kitto whenever Aiyla mentions "star baker" #JBO #JuniorBakeOff

The question now is which one is Ed Gamble this time? 🤔😆 #TheTraitorsUK #TheTraitors

"Here they all come, to chat a load of bollocks" Jessie is hilarious #TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUK

Poor Ross was doomed from the start. The hug of death! #TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUK

Ah yes, that famous quote by William of Ockham- "Within the obvious is the perfect place to hide." #TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUK

I misread this as "Sweat Shop Assistant", and thought that was quite brazen to admit on the BBC 😂 #TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUK

Fiona knows this is just a game, right? Bit melodramatic, like 😂 #TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUK

Called it 😏 #TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUK

Genuinely blown away by Matt Lucas on the #MaskedSinger... Only heard him sing Thank You Baked Potato before! #MaskedSingerUK

Fiona's talking heads are so vague and coy, she has to be the secret traitor... #TheTraitors

So the first song to get stuck in my head in 2026 is SECRET TUNNEL, THROUGH THE MOUNTAIN... from #AtlA 🤣

Are we sure Amanda isn't Adrian Dunbar in disguise? #TheTraitors

We can't have another Linda, surely? 😂 #TheTraitors

The three old men on the Lancaster team seemed pretty dismissive of the lady's suggestions... Even when they were right 🤔 #UniversityChallenge

Bonuses on the Crucible Curse- literally my perfect category 😂 #UniversityChallenge #snooker

In my opinion: Most underrated game of 2025: Two Point Museum Most overrated game (but still very good): Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 Favourite game I played *from* 2025: Elder Scrolls Oblivion: Remastered (the nostalgia 🥺) Favourite game I played *during* 2025: Metaphor: ReFantazio #gaming

So Jolly McTrouble is genuinely delicious. Festive spice top half, inoffensive sweet vanilla bottom. Gary the Penguin (Doo Doo Doodoo)... I could still taste the white pepper at 4AM. Probably doesn't help I'm not a massive bubblegum fan. #TheApprentice #CelebrityApprentice

I see they added the Children In Need logo to Jolly McTrouble... In the meantime, I'm off to Greenhalgh's 😂 #TheApprentice #CelebrityApprentice

I genuinely have 🎶 "Gary the Penguin, doo doo doodoo" 🎶 stuck in my head 😂 #TheApprentice #CelebrityApprentice

Gary the Penguin and Jolly McTrouble. You couldn't make this stuff up... 🤣 Wait, they actually did... #TheApprentice #CelebrityApprentice

This has been superb so far. Obviously Mike is the sole reason for that 😆 #TheApprentice #CelebrityApprentice

Before the answers to "Which ghost visited Scrooge first" came up, my mum said "Bob Marley" 🤣 #TheWheel

I appreciate when celebrities go on #CelebrityMastermind and pick ""academic" subjects like badgers, giraffes or sharks. Even if they do rubbish 😂 #Mastermind

I thought it said no part of the body can cross the start line before the bang - Zaltsman reached over with his arms and Maisie went round? #TaskmasterChampionOfChampions #Taskmaster

So my guess for Richard Osman's #HouseOfGames Week long Answer Smash based on one clue is Weird Alvin Stardusty Springfields of AthenRylan.

I've given 10/10s to two games in my lifetime: Worms Armageddon (1998) and The Witcher 3. I'm thinking #Metaphor #ReFantazio might be my third. 50 hours in, I love everything about it. Except Del. He's the Ryuji of this game. #JRPG

I just beat Cogs in 00:51. New record! telegraph.co.uk/puzzles #puzzles