Vibes of a classroom ignoring the supply teacher then with the Crucible Crowd completely disregarding the referee... #snooker

To quote the great man himself: "I was hoping to catch a little racing earlier. Now I'll be lucky to watch fucking Match of the Day." #snooker #ilovesnooker

Marcel is so polite, saying "please" after every sentence . Everyone should be more Marcel. 😅 #Snooker

Do TNT let Evans do punditry for Allen matches? Can't imagine she wants him to win 😬 #snooker #ilovesnooker

Well life might be shit but my goodness the #snooker has been excellent the last two weeks or so. Really hope I get to see it live one day.

Peggy Li talking to the voices in her head again... #snooker

Where has this vitriol towards the free ball come from, Steve? Never heard him mention it before Vafaei's 5 snooker chase yesterday, now he won't shut up about it! 😂 #bbcsnooker #snooker

What happened to the Winter Garden? Is it busy being fumigated? Have the TNT Sports team staged a coup? #bbcsnooker #snooker

Have the foreign players who can't speak English fluently learnt key phrases to say to the referee? "Yellow ball", "Spider please", "Help, Rob Walker is touching me again?" #snooker #ilovesnooker

I spy Brian Wright! Though he's got an earpiece 😨 #snooker

Beginning to think Rishi Persad has a symbiotic relationship with that pen. Never uses it, but never seen without it... #snooker #bbcsnooker

He'll be the reigning Saudi Masters champion for a long, long time, Rob... 😂 #Snooker #ilovesnooker

Dennis in the studio...has the apocalypse come? #BBCSnooker #Snooker

Is Dennis just being Dennis when he says "Hallo World Championship", or is that actually how it's meant to be pronounced (presumably to differentiate it from a 2000s era eSports contest?) #snooker #bbcsnooker

Gary Wilson is very easy to listen to. I hope he returns in the future. #snooker #bbcsnooker

Nice to see Peggy Li being used (phrasing?) so much this comp, not seen her in a while. #Snooker #BBCSnooker #ilovesnooker

The Rishi and Steve double act... My prayers have been answered 😂 #BBCSnooker #Snooker

Why did Hazel say it's well after midnight when it's 11:13pm? Is Sheffield in its own timezone? #bbcsnooker #snooker

I'd love if Hendry got Hallworth on #CueTips, ask him how the f**k he got into commentating and got so good so quickly 😂 #snooker #ilovesnooker

You can't mention brands on the Beeb, Hallworth! You just call them "the old tips" 🤫😆 #snooker #bbcsnooker

Kyren sure likes complimenting himself 😅 #snooker

The #BBCsnooker coverage seems really stripped back this year. No weekday mid-session fun and games, no player stats VTs between frames... #Snooker #iLoveSnooker

Is "great character" the BBC way of saying "a bit of a knob"? #Snooker #ILoveSnooker

Notice how nobody seems to moan when Ronnie uses the old chalk...🤔😂 #Snooker #bbcsnooker #ilovesnooker

This gentleman appears to have a sniper aiming at him... #snooker #ilovesnooker

If He ever changes their pronouns then they'll be quite confusing to write about. #snooker

If He's going to play ambidextrously, shouldn't he wear a glove on both hands? 🤔 #BBCSnooker #Snooker #ilovesnooker

Wu Yize seems a very well mannered young man. Looks at interviewers even if he doesn't understand, like he's trying to learn, and gives humble answers (unless Joe et al are censoring them 😂). I look forward to watching him for many years. #snooker #BBCSnooker #ILoveSnooker

Is He Clark Kent? I didn't recognise him without the glove 😂 #snooker #bbcsnooker #ilovesnooker

The Walker brothers commentating on Wakelin v Pullen...hope the BBC have No Regrets... #Snooker #bbcsnooker #ilovesnooker

Hallworth & Hendry make a decent pair, tbh. #Snooker #bbcsnooker #ilovesnooker

Joe Perry looks so uncomfortable/out of place stood in the practice room... Give the man a chair! 😂 #bbcsnooker #snooker #ilovesnooker

I'll be very sad if I don't get my yearly dose of the Rishi Persad & Steve Davis double act 😔 #snooker #bbcsnooker #ilovesnooker

Oh good, the beeb have Joe Perry AND Steven Hallworth on comms duty! Just need Mark Allen on his days off and we'll have the full trifecta of recent gems. #Snooker #ilovesnooker

Nobody: Absolutely no-one: Not a single soul on this Earth: Olivier Martel: SETTLE DOWN PLEASE! #snooker #bbcsnooker #ilovesnooker

I'm sorry but compared to You're Fired, Unfinished Business was dreadful. #TheApprentice

Rob Walker be interviewing the players like #snooker #JudgementDay #ilovesnooker

I thought Vafaei didn't like the Crucible, it smells funny? #snooker #JudgementDay

Anyone else remember Power #Snooker? IIRC, the only time I've heard Ronnie in comms.

Mr Shannon doesn't exactly sound like he's won, the loser seems happier 😂 #PlutoTV #Snooker900 #ILoveSnooker #Snooker

It just randomly occurred to me that Rose Spectre of Dunn is spelt Britishly, whereas near every other card in #Yugioh (including Shadow Specter and Majespecter, for two...) are in American English. 🤨

Disappointed, I was expecting a deck chair up a nose. #nonograms #puzzles #SpittingImage

Nurse taking obvs puts patient tag on Me: "it's like a festival wristband!" Her: "Not as fun." Me: "Just as many drugs though."

Just watched Knives Out. I may have seen too much #Columbo, because I got most of the plot points (including invisible ink) bang on except one! Great watch, and what a well written horrible family 😂 #Whodunit

The person on NHS 111 just told me they're not medically trained and can't advise me. I THOUGHT THAT WAS THE POINT OF 111!?

Me and my friends will sometimes unironically sing the jingles from You Don't Know Jack. #Jackbox

@pumpkinsparks.bsky.social deadline.com/2026/03/nath... 😁

Some good news to brighten my day! #DoctorWho

I walked past a contingent of Chinese #snooker players in Llandudno heading the other way this evening, and then fifteen minutes later realised the one I made eye contact with was the world champion Zhao Xintong 🤦🏼‍♂️😂 #ilovesnooker #WelshOpen

Jiang Jun looks like he could be young enough to be skiving off school for this tournament! #Snooker #WelshOpen