My Spotify has impeccable comic timing. On the way to pick up a prescription, plays Injection by Rise Against and then Voices {in your head} by Matt Skiba 😂

Crowd trouble at the #Snooker... Do they think it's the Shootout? #EnglishOpen

Hot take: the #StarbucksUK Pumpkin Spice Frapp is always good. But the tiramisu one was better.

It has taken this week's #UniversityChallenge for me to learn that none of my friends have ever heard of #Kraftwerk. Literal pioneers of an entire genre. 🤯

The nation when Judith won #DestinationX

Monaco is surely too obvious, right? #DestinationX

I guessed Pisa from Pi(ran) + Sa(n Marino) and apparently that wasn't even a clue 😂 #DestinationX

The rest of the bus when Nick was eliminated. #DestinationX

Saskia complaining to Nick about moaning, in stereotypically one of the moaniest accents in Britain 😆 #DestinationX

Less convincing acting than a porno. I imagine... #DestinationX #DestinationXUK

@veggiegamer.bsky.social My TV glitched trying to watch your avatar reaction 🤣

This lot won't be gracing Strictly any time soon... #DestinationX

There once was a man From Honshu who tried writing Haiku, he bit off More than he could chew For yes, it is true. He wrote A Limerick too. #poetry #wordplay

Does Philip Studd get paid per word? And I thought Shaun Murphy never shut up... #snooker #ilovesnooker

I simply refuse to accept that I've got stuck in an Egyptian river. I'm in de Nile. #jokes #dadjokes

One person in the crowd. And they want the world championship here!? #Snooker #SnookerMasters

Why is nobody trusting their gut on this programme? It's bloody irritating. #DestinationX #DestinationXUK

Based on the red and white windows, Waltz, Sound of Music and Mozart (Ein Klein Nachtmusik), my guess would be Austria- either Saltzburg or Vienna. #DestinationX #DestinationXuk

I just drove home from my mum's without a single red light. There should be some sort of achievement unlocked for that.

Evening of #RockBand3 #karaoke with some "new" songs. Slice of cherry pie for anyone who can identify any, lol.

Watched Punch and Judy on the Llandudno Prom for the first time in about 18 years. Finally realised what "That's the way to do it!" is from... Talk about subliminal messaging, burying itself in my brain since childhood!

It's quite obviously Matterhorn...🤦🏼‍♂️ #DestinationX

Well bring back one of the three who missed out, then! #DestinationX

She played a homeless person on Casualty, now she's playing a ditsy blonde on an AA ad! #TheTraitors

The Chinese tournaments are great for people with insomnia 😂 #Snooker

This sentence from Percy Jackson's blurb has greatly confused me. It's spelt vaporised Americanly, and Maths britishly... #grammar #books

#TIL not to Google #BillyTalent #lyrics without safe search 😆

How did Steven Hallworth become such a good commentator so quickly? #Snooker #ChampionshipLeagueSnooker

Castle is naming people in the royal box far less since Agassi told him to shut up the other day 🤣 #Wimbledon

Why is #ALDI buying sponsorships on Google maps? Pretty sure everyone has heard of them 😂 #LIDLHasPeachIcedTeaThough

Stumbled upon a #RedDwarf reference on my #Alexa, made my day!

Asked Spotify for a rock workout mix and it's basically songs from #NHL 09-13... Dropkick Murphy's, A7x, Black Tide... God they were banging soundtracks! 😂

I thought we'd got rid of the hot coal torture screaming. Over to BBC2 I go. 🙉 #Wimbledon

Sometimes I wonder why my brain is no good at retaining #languages. Then I remember that I can perfectly recall the #lyrics to songs I've not heard in over a decade instead. #FirstWorldProblems

The umpires are getting a lot of action today! Xu's up and down checking the grass, Kartal's on the phone to the tech team, and Norrie's rule checking for Jarry! #Wimbledon

Bring back the human line judges. #Wimbledon

Why's everyone making such a fuss over a fruit drink? Coke is better anyway. #Oasis

I can't believe it's nearly a year since I heard Freed From Desire every single day at the #Paris2024 #Olympics...

Grabbed a #TooGoodToGo from #ALDI... they appear to have mistaken me for a duck.

Teenage girl just took a tumble off her bike and went headfirst into a stone wall. Amazing recovery by the time I'd pulled over safely to help- I must have that effect on people. Wear a helmet, folks. Unless you want me approaching you! 😆 #roadsafety

Did Joss Whedon direct the end of Act 1? Sudden stabbing, blood spatter on the person standing nearby? #ClairObscur

I swear these titles sound AI generated 😂 #Pointless #PointlessCelebrities

Just finished #DeathValley, really enjoyed it! Although is it really set in "Little Town?" 😂

Quite enjoying #DeathValley so far. Unexpected bonus of practicing my #Welsh 🤣

I believe Krusty said it best... #DoctorWho

The man literally put the Asian woman in a box for the episode. Right then. 🙄 #DoctorWho

I've been wondering why this voice sounds so familiar, and it just clicked... It's Holtz from #Angel! @veggiegamer.bsky.social #Buffy #OblivionRemastered

Was the Estonian representative high? Or just Lewis Capaldi in disguise? #Eurovision

JJ: "My phone's exploding, it's crazy." Must be a Samsung. #Eurovision

Nice of Basil Brush's cousin to give us 12 points. #Eurovision