I’ve been telling everyone and the general consensus is “water is wet” 😭😭

Big ass fuck you to Bulgarian split squats

I HAVE AUTISM

🕯️Manifesting 🕯️

I FOUND ONE

Been super warm and sweaty lately. Was worried something was wrong but turns out it’s just my metabolism turning back on The cut is WORKINGGGG

Why is it so fucking hard to find a nail tech on this fucking peninsula bro

Shout out to all my fellow Americans who never voted for Trump. 💙

I feel like I make this post every few months, but maybe I should just be mean now. If you're still using Twitter for whatever cope ass reason you've made up for yourself, you're the problem. The only reason it continues to function with relevance is because you and those like you refuse to leave.

Who would have thought cutting out sugar and soda and drinking only water would make me feel better

Getting custom pieces for this cosplay has my bank account goin 🥴

Ant will not let me name the new cat Cheesy Gordita so it fits in our fast food cat names. This is bullshit

I’m officially starting all of my workouts with Stitch by Wage War simply bc within the first 15 seconds he screams “PICK IT UP”

My phone is almost paid off in just in time for the new iPhone to come out, but the only reason I’m interested in upgrading is because my phone’s screen seems to not be working lately 🙃

RDLs are fucking evil

Am I excited to be on a cut rn? No. But am I excited to cosplay in two months? YESSSS

WE MEET HIM ON SUNDAY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I know damn well my ass needs to get up at 4:15am for the gym and yet here I am. NOT ASLEEP

I’ve got my cosplay plans all lined up for PAX west 🥹🥹

My coworkers have renamed me to Amandaretti and I’m not mad about it

It took me 3 years, 600+ hours, but I finally finished a singular run in BG3 :)

A splendid way to enjoy this movie. I almost cried 3 times

4 edibles for Toy Story 5 tonight 🥰

I hate them

I’m going and I’m gonna debut my first cosplay 🫣

Do I have any friends going to PAX west this year?

More on this, Ant is a dog person but loves Chicken so much that he wants another cat for him

My boyfriend wants a second cat 🥲

I’ve been seeing a lot of a specific bird recently so I just looked up what it was and it’s a fucking female cardinal 🥲 Iykyk

One of my favorite bands just announced their country album. I’ve never dropped a band this fast but here I am

The office is now officially my own little slice of heaven 🥹

They just came out with our bonus projections and I’m PISSED

The way that I am so over working today and it’s only 8am

So like iq tests are super hard and I’m also fucking dumb so yikes lmao

Second day of my neurodiversity testing is today. I got this big ass envelope in the mail that says “Don’t open until test” so now I’m even more terrified

This made me so mad I’m speed running these HR cert courses so I can get the fuck out

“Hey btw you need to do these two AI courses or you get a bad rating on your eval and won’t get your bonus” Are you fucking kidding me rn

LEAGUE IS DOWN

I got my boyfriend his birthday presents and I’m about .2 seconds away from caving and giving them to him I love buying people things 🥹

I am assuming everyone else is too bc it was someone’s birthday and we all just got really jolly and clapped along to the song

High as hell at the all you can eat sushi place This is heaven truly

New shelves. Nerd shit. Too much squish.

Personally wish my mother didn’t have so much internalized racism. Would have been lovely to celebrate Juneteenth instead of growing up and hearing about how it was bullshit

and as with every year if yo I aint black and wanna help somebody black Buy me lunch! www.paypal.me/DTolesJr1

He’s gonna leave me

The day my tummy stops hurting so I can get back into the gym is the day I return back to my fully power

[Batman voice] This is the weapon of the enemy

Walked past a truck playing 2010s Halsey while going into work today. Wish I brought my headphones to listen to all of the alt pop hits from back then

Studying and taking notes for both the SHRM and HRCI got me fucked up rn

Revisiting old hyper-fixations must feel the same way Spongebob felt opening up Ol Reliable again