do you look at me and see him or is the disappointment a byproduct of a constant reminder that you’ll never truly be rid of him

I’m tired but can’t sleep. Perhaps I should carve out my lungs

almost forgot to advertise myself today

when I die put my dremel in the grave

to the unknown girl from my childhood whose voice I hear in my memories of all the old softball chants in my head no one’s doing it like you babe

My nuclear bomb and the one sticker I put on it that says honk if you love milfs

which clown platoon did you honk under brother 🇺🇸 💥🫡

idgaf about the military but i understand the anger at stolen valor bc i make so many jokes under my breath that you heard and repeated to uproarious laughter Death penalty

Aww yeah, this is happ

Aw yeah aw yeahhh *evaporates*

Vibing at the function until the homies start asking you abt your monkey destruction switch

Previewing: Beware the Alien Freaks! #SonicSupernova2025 #SonicSupernova #ss25previews

Duncebot No. 1 here! We genuinely had so much fun talking and laughing with you all, definitely made all the spirit gum worth it 🐔 #sonicexpo Huge shoutout to @devenmack.com for chatting with us, you were an absolute delight, evil robot gang 4 lyfe 🔥🔥

i want to say something funny like “I breached containment” but instead it’s more like “what if the only home you’ve ever known is slowly killing you from the inside and the unknown by contrast draws you out because at least it’s a deviation from the encroaching walls” but my phone is broken

I’m still finding bits of my former body like glass in the carpet. It belonged in a museum and I smashed it to pieces. It would have tormented me until the end of time to see what I’d lost. *clocks in to work* Did y’all see the game last night

God has a plan for you babygirl and I’m going to ruin it

My mental illness is that there’s a ten year old in my head that’s literally always disappointed in me

Like you, sir, who kills me in little ways every day decides to end our blood feud once and for all with a Silverado. how pedestrian. I’m making you a baron

I totally get why Charles II let that guy who tried to steal the Crown Jewels go and gave him land bc he was funny like my coworker almost ran me over with his truck this morning and he cared way more than me abt it brother that’s hilarious

I miss her 🧡 #sonicfanart #sonicthehedgehog #tikaltheechidna

alexa how do you tell the sun you love her w/o getting fried by a giant magnifying glass like a little cartoon ant

Answer my emails boy

mfers be like “sire remember your blood pressure!!” sir remember your anxiety medication

Classic Sonic fans are eating good lately #fanart #sonicthehedgehog

Chill activities while Tails fixes Omega. #teamdark #tails #shadowthehedgehog #rougethebat

First meeting. #tails #sonicthehedgehog #classicsonic #soncifanart

Doodle Request 1/4 Taking a break in Aquatic Ruins #sonicthehedgehog #tails #classicsonic #sonicfanart

Doodle Request 2/4 Baby's first boss fight! #sonicthehedgehog #tails #classicsonic #sonicfanart

Doodle Request 2/6 Classic Tails is unaware of the internal turmoil he is causing his biggest bro by existing. #sonicxshadowgenerations #sonicthehedgehog #tails #sonicfanart

Sonic Adventure 2 epilogue animatic (based off a fanfic I like). #sonicfanart #sonicthehedgehog #tails #eggman

// Sonic Movie Spoilers // . . . Don't mess with Tails' heists. #sonicmovie3 #sonicmovie3spoilers #tails #agentstone #shadowthehedgehog #sonicfanart

Commission for a friend done over on kofi! They requested Angolan Mario at the Olympic Games🏓 #commission #commissionsopen ko-fi.com/i/IK3K3192MM3

Happy Anniversary to Sonic 3 🎉 (song by @victormcknightmusic.com and splash art by @yesidoodles.bsky.social ) #sonicfanart #knucklestheechidna #sonicthehedgehog #tails

A commission by @nortedwayfinder.bsky.social A preview shot for their next sonic project 👀

slay 💅✨ #transthursday #sonicfanart #rougethebat

Tails covers for Sonic every time. #sonicfanart #tails #sonicthehedgehog #shadowthedgehog #b3d

Hi everyone! I'm on here too now. Please take this humble offering 🤲 #fortnite #sonicfanart #tails #sonicthehedgehog #b3d

Warm. #sonicfanart #sonicthehedgehog #tails #knucklestheechidna

Based off this new official art~ x.com/SonicOfficia...

For God so loved the world until I was born and kinda made everything really awkward

Yeah so I guess I’m just having a lot of trouble discerning what’s real and what isn’t like maybe my memories are unreliable and fake and my existence is tenuous at best My therapist: damn this just like shadow the hedgehog (2005)

this little girl in here runnin around in my engineering shop having the time of her life and my boss looks at me and asks me why I never do that my bad man