they call me big penis, the way my penis big.

video of edited together clips of thom yorke that make it sound like he says "we went to the moon" with the caption: thom yorke being wrong compilation. it's just the one line.

just heard someone talking about a bible cannon?? why would they make that? those things are heavy.... that could hurt someone....

i fucking hate my life. bc like, I'll be washing my hands and the waters nice and warm and i think "oh i think id like my whole body to feel nice and warm like this" but then when im a in a fuckibg bath its too hot

i feel like we should normalize saying "they wouldnt hurt a spider" instead of "they wouldnt hurt a fly" bc like, mosquitoes are flies and i will fuck those bitches up. but if i see someone about to squish a spider my first instinct is to yell "NO MY BABY" thoughts?

what the fuck are we doing y'all