Next on watch tonight, after the luscious pumpkin cake that the honey baked

Tonight’s watch. Atmospheric horror. 👀👀👀

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‘Lost World’ was great. Way different than the movie. They really should do a mini series of two seasons apiece of ‘Jurassic Park’ and ‘Lost World’, and stay true to the books. So much horror and material there. Moving on to this 🫢

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Silent Hill f looks so good 🫢 🫢

What eclipse/moon-dairy phase/celestial herbal essence tension tamer energy is going on on this day? I dropped my iPhone taking a deuce and now the back of the phone is completely shattered and cracked in numerous places

Smell the strap

I don’t give a fuck about Sabrina Carpenter. And I think her music is soulless. And do you know the beauty of that? The world will still go on.

$11 for a bag of candy corn at the grocery store, se pasan a la verga

Here’s hairy rapture penis

The chicken adobo I made last night was sultry af

A sweaty, Fall afternoon with your husband’s fat cock and seed 🥵

Hey listen, if you’re getting raptured tomorrow. Cash App me what’s left in your bank accounts, you won’t be needing it. There are these Prada short sleeve button ups that I’ve been meaning to collect. Thanks love.

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My stinker is 6 years old today 🧡

Cozy boys

Project Runway was wild last night 👀

Mornin’

Sniff sniff

For luscious, juicy asses*

We live in the stupidest timeline.

Morning culo

Tip: Never buy $35 chunky loafers from ASOS, and use them to walk down the hill from the Greek Theater after a show. You’ll destroy your hooves and almost break your ankles numerous times.

summer stink

Morning stink

Lesson at hand, always check to see what cream you pour into a beautiful pot of buttery/freshly roasted garlic mashed potatoes…because sweet cream will completely skull fuck the hour and a half you put into the best mashed potatoes you’ve ever goddamn made. Wei.

Morning stink

Tennis last night was heaven. Always so dreamy, and none less beautiful for their farewell show. Was I tearing up during most songs? Abso-fucking-lutely. 15 years of poetic/sonic magic. This band has been with me through it all, throughout the years ❤️

Y just asi…on all fours at the Roosevelt

literary boots

wei

Juicy musk