I'm so glad I only have one thing to cook today.

It's the weekend, baby

HL3 before GTA6 would blow my mind!

Morning.

You're at Minor. I need you at Threat.

Okay. Frankenstein in the Future.

I'm no conspiracy theorist, but Cheney passing away when New York might get a great Mayor is giving me hope.

Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’

If you see this, quote post with a vampire who isn't Dracula

Petition for permanent DST. Signed an East Coast resident.

Man Wouldn't Have Worn Costume To Work If He'd Known He Was Getting Laid Off

Thank you Congressman Neguse for laying it plain.

Hurricane Melissa is Category 5 as it makes landfall in Jamaica. 🇯🇲 The strongest known hurricane to hit the island. Sustained 185 mph (295 kph) winds and 892 mb tie it with two records for the strongest Atlantic storm on landfall. 🥺 It recorded the 2nd highest gust of wind on record at 241 mph.

I saw you smiling and now I'm mad at myself for not saying hello.

It's starting to be cold waking up. I need to be a snow bird. Sheesh

I'm not even sure what we can do at this point. I thought maybe I should be an ex-pat.

Static electricity may be key to helping a tiny roundworm latch onto its insect hosts. Like a heat-seeking missile, the parasite zooms up to 10 millimeters in the air before getting yanked toward its target by nothing more than the electrostatic charge of its host. https://scim.ag/3WKFVjZ

What up, Doc!?

While the government is shutdown, people are starting to get notices about insurance premiums going up, and losing snap benefits. 100% the American people will foot this bill. "Let them eat hamberders." FDT

I got a great idea. We should throw yet another Halloween party on the 24th and 25th. Not like anyone else is instead of actual Halloween that falls on a Friday. 🥴

www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcSH... #ErezReuveni was a much-promoted & decorated career attorney. Excellent interview with this #DoJ #Whistleblower who’s not holding anything back; he gives names, dates & specific quotes & violations.

Sometimes I post things with a particular creature in mind. 🌙

Breathtaking.

Interior crocodile alligator. I drive a Chevrolet movie theater!

I wish you the best. (I do not)

The 400 richest Americans are now worth a record $6.6 trillion. The entire bottom 50% of America is worth just $4.2 trillion. Read that back. When 400 people control more wealth than half a country’s population, we have a very serious problem.

hell yeah

Giving tonight’s dino fact early cause this nerd is exhausted. Patagotitan. It was a titanosaur (massive sauropod) from the Late Cretaceous. It was longer than a blue whale and roughly 3 times taller than a giraffe. Making it one of the largest dinosaurs ever discovered.

It’s Monday. Again.

Working is literally bad for my health.

AOC: When everyone says makes an exception here or makes an exception there, and then before you know it, you have masked agents roaming the streets of this country that do not feel entitled to identify themselves

People are so cruel.

Trump To Travel With Own Escalator Following U.N. Embarrassment

Of course your idiots are saying an unproven medicine cures autism. Wonder which friend owns the company.

Making Time. Day two. Iykyk

Traveling on a Friday and running late.

Bruh

Shampooty

Next time someone on the right claims all the political violence in this country is coming from the left, not the right, do please show them this. You're welcome

Looking forward to my birthday weekend shenanigans.

He brought Kennedy on board to debase the family. Same reason he paved over Jackie’s Rose Garden and gutted the Kennedy Center. RFK Jr goes along because he and former his law firm stand to make millions from suing over vaccines.

I didn't realize the Steelers and Jets had so much beef. 😆

I am sad so staying in tonight and staring at that full moon.