Every app I open the first thing I see is a politician. Pass.

Kaiju no. 8 is eating this season my God…

Your daily reminder

All I really want is a new season of Hell’s Paradise and a nice joint 😌

I get on bluesky to attempt to start divorcing myself from threads. I’m only here for five minutes and get accosted by a “liberal” acting exactly like a magat. I’ll try another day I guess. One apple doesn’t spoil the thing or whatever…

Jigsaw all week:

Apothecary Diaries is better than I thought it’d be

So I don’t give a fuck that Jimmy Kimmel is coming back tomorrow. I’m still not reactivating my Disney+ subscription/bundle. I know a lot of y’all are gonna feel justified in reactivating your subscriptions but these corporations need to hurt. All of them. They need to hurt like we are hurting.

YO YA BOY ENDED UP ON MSNBC!! Hahahahahahhaah wtf 😅 #Disney #abc

Y’all didn’t pay attention to A Bug’s Life and it shows.

Disney pissin off the generation that made it was it is today is definitely a choice…

Disney execs seeing all these canceled subscriptions

These companies don’t realize I’m of the generation that had to use our imagination to pass the time as kids. Not only that, I love to read, I got video games, I got dvds and blu-rays. I am canceling Disney+ & hulu.

The last thing they wanna see is happy Black ppl so lets keep being that ✊🏾✨

Hey. 👋🏾

MCU timeline rewatch!! Skipping right past The First Avenger, no thank you, on to Captain Marvel!! Lets see if I can finish all the movies and shows that lead up to Captain America before I go back to see it a third time this weekend!

Seeing a Black man hovering in the sky, wings spread wide, covered in red white and blue and a star over his heart…that really did something for my Black American spirit. 6 hrs later. Still buzzin. 🇺🇸 Well done #CaptainAmerica. Well Done Anthony Mackie.

Three minutes in and I have open mouth laughed at least 5 times lol thank God for Abbott Elementary 😌

Now I’m thinking… If you dont like Kendrick’s music to start out with why the fuck did you watch the halftime show anyway…

You know yt amerikkka is pissed at Kendrick right now 🤭😌🇺🇸✨ #superbowl

GAME OVER BABY!!!! GAME OVER!!! Kendrick is HIM!

Whoever it was on here that said SZA cant sing I hope you choke on a chicken wing today. Don’t die or nothing, cuz you were Black… But struggle a lil bit..

YOU KNOW THEY LOVE TO SUE!?!? Kendrick!?!?!? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH #notlikeus #superbowl

Walk in New Orleans with the etiquette of LA yellin…

Omg can tom brady go home too fuck. Every damn commercial… #superbowl

I’m still thinking about Travis Kelce dressing like A Pimp Named Knickknacks at the #superbowl 🤭

Ok I’m lowkey hype now. After seeing Travis Kelce in that dumb ass suit I am now invested in their loss of this superbowl game. All I needed was a good reason to watch. Lets go Birds!! #superbowl

I’m sick of seeing these ‘check on drake’ posts. For. What? He asked for this. And the man said: “Ok nigga lets play.” 🤷🏾‍♂️ #Grammys

Love that Beyoncé made Black history during Black History Month #Grammys

Blue looked at Beyoncé like “…ok girl now get up, go collect our things please why are you still standing here?” 🤭🤣 #grammys

I sure tf did. Needa be at my best for Beyoncé and Kendrick. 

All you niggas that said Cowboy Carter wasn’t good or any of that other stuff keep yo asses at home.

Finalizing this Cowboy Carter tour fit…

I wish there was a way to search my threads efficiently cuz ALLLLLLLL them people that were up in my replies tryna deny me the experience of a stadium full of people singin: AMERICAN REEEEQUIEEEEEEM

OMG ITS A TOUR I TOLD YALL I TOLD YALL I BEEN TOLD YALL TALKING BOUT SHES NOT GOING ON TOUR AGAIN HAHAHAHAHA OMG BEYONCÉ!!!

Black people. Please remember that joy is resistance too.

Since its Black History Month I figured I’d run this back one time 😌

Yall not finna enrage me every fucking day lol not I, said the duck. Queer people are beautiful examples of Gods limitless love. Women (especially the Black ones, not sorry) are lit beyond belief. Immigrants are actually what makes this nation great. Black people are exceptional.

Still not over how crazy Beyoncé went on the end of Virgo’s Groove my God…

I normally hate mashups. E s p e c i a l l y Beyoncé. But this is absolutely superb.

Timeline cleanse

Your boycott doesnt have to be nationally recognized. You can decide how you want to move with your resistance.

Equating not wanting to spend money at target with using threads is so past the plot. I do not have to pay to use this app; whether they’re getting rich off of my being here or not. Dollars are not coming out of MY pocket affecting my finances to be on there, it is not the same thing at all.

Soooo have yall heard people in other countries are protesting for us aaaannnnnnnd am I the only one who hasnt seen even a second of coverage?

Fuck target too you red and white bitch

I cannot believe how many of my mutuals I have to unfollow now holy shit 😳🫢

Family. Community. Take your health seriously. Get in the gym. The time is now.

Y’all really should not have let me listen to GNX for two months straight. I am about to be a very confident problem moving forward. 

This is all I can think about watching you niggas bend over and spread it wide to defend elon musk.

And see what happens. Since you so tough and wanna be Elon so bad…