He finally has something to say and it’s this garbage.

Controversial opinion; raisins make everything better. Like: cinnamon buns, ice cream (see also rum), butter tarts, biscuit names (‘squashed flies’), anything savoury you might also put saffron in, chocolate, trail mix, fruit cake (which is also awesome), & mince pies.

Please help this lovely lonely pooch find her forever home 🏡 🐕💗

I refuse to say skeet. Skeet sounds like what a vole leaves on your driveway. I’m just going to embrace my age and call everything a text.

Happy New Year to all the family caregivers. We don’t get holidays. We get poop.

Baby fish mouth. Perhaps the single greatest line of movie dialogue ever.

If you just came back from a weekend with no internet, stay in blissful ignorance of news a little longer.

The body keeps the score. I’m sorry to every person who was drugged and raped by that sick coward Diddy. Please, can the arc of the universe bend towards justice a little more.

I believe in miracles You sexy thing Since you came along 🎤

Apropos of this evening, remember when Robin Williams wondered what porn would be like if it was done by Shakespearean actors? …”Helen I will part you like the Red Sea”.

The most terrifying thing in Welcome to Derry episode 4 is Lilly dropping a pill down a school toilet and then sticking her hand in to retrieve it 🫣

Post a team you would send instead of Bongino and Patel

It really looks like this dinosaur is holding a briefcase and talking to the exorcist. This is also how I am going to imagine Kennedy’s brain worm from now on.

Why can’t that dumb fucker be dead?

The reasonable explanation is this is a remote controlled car powered by the cat walking next to the pool.

Who are you turning into when you’re older?

Is he dead yet?

Why do streaming platforms insist in updating themselves to resemble the shittiest streaming platforms.

Barry Levinson’s Toys

He’s just so effortlessly authentic and likeable.

Eliminating Facebook lite ™️ meme posts from my feed is becoming a full time job. I may be over 50 but I’m not Facebook old.

So on the one hand the state of Georgia forced a dead woman to be a human incubator, but on the other hand a pregnant Tennessee woman was detained by ICE, starved, denied prenatal care and forced to give birth to her stillborn child in shackles before being deported to Guatemala.

There is no hell my mind can imagine, hellish enough for these ghouls.

I really like this description of ICE; lawless terrorists. They also dress like bank robbers on Tatooine.

I cannot be the only person who is angry at what a hot mess express this last season of The Handmaid’s Tale is? It’s a veritable turducken of implausibility and clumsy storytelling . These characters deserved better. #TheHandmaidsTale

People with wombs?

Post your getaway vehicle

And Justice for Paul …‘s Boutique

This needs to be disseminated far and wide and discussed because… eyeshadow palette ???

My sister and I are in direct competition for the “grossest thing to happen to us while caring for our mom and dad award”. She’s winning, thanks to both the “rivers of shit” and “getting peed in the face” incidents. It’s an honour just to be nominated.

The world asked Wisconsin; “can you help stop the spread of totalitarianism?” And Wisconsin answered; “you betcha”.

Is there a version of #Anora I can watch with my parents?

I’m so ready to delete my twitter account. I haven’t posted anything in years; I just use it as a newsfeed. The only thing stopping me is the fear of some calamity befalling earth and it still being a source of important information. I’m so close though… 🤞 & bluesky is better every day.

Forever and ever and ever …

What a wonderful night it was! Santa was in the pit too 🎅 . #Vancouver #Bruuuuuuce #Springsteen

How is this real?

I am a Canadian who woke up, had a full break from reality, and decided to hold a press conference in the shower at Four Seasons Total Landscaping. I announced to myself that Musk and Russia flipped all the Harris votes to Trump. I am assured by myself that incontrovertible proof is forthcoming.

Awake at 3:AM trying to figure out why Drew Barrymore doesn’t understand she can just pay her crew without being a scab.

It’s really hard to follow people on here. Is this part of an initiation? My Tapping finger is exhausted.