heavyweight destiel my favorite assholes. missed writing them so bad

Caramel apple pie with a cinnamon roll top crust, just like the pilgrims intended.

making the craziest pie for Thanksgiving rn. Check back in a couple hours.

I just know my Spotify wrapped this year is gonna be something you couldn't waterboard out of me

Lol. Lmao. Bye, Netflix. (hand for scale)

I have had writers block for so long.......... someone write this prequel fic for me.. not you, chat gpt

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My only regret is that John Oliver is on hiatus so he couldn't cover the mamdani/trump meeting

At dinner my mom tried to be like "oh I think mamdani rolled over to trump." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA CAN YOU IMAGINE

First I see a senator brought the pope a six pack of beer and now I see the pope hosted a rave in the Vatican with a priest dj. God I love that the pope is American now. Show 'em how it's done.

I keep getting Instagram targeted ads for ketamine tablets and I'm like. What the fuck are you talking about.. also i'm listening

PEACOCK?! Supernatural is going to PEACOCK?! That is the stupidest thing I've ever heard. Why on earth wouldn't they put in on max where it could continue to gain viewers. It's been consistently on Netflix's top streaming list and you put it on peacock?! I'm so mad about this

Pizza was needed tonight

"dean and cas are at home sitting on their porch giggling with each other, alive and happy, right now." WRONG! dean and cas are at home getting into a passive aggressive argument because cas won't stop looking at his phone during dean's favorite movie, alive and happy, right now.

Nightly This Dean & This Cas 5 years ago, Dean nearly lost everything when he broke into the Empty to save Cas. But tonight, he sits on the stairs of the house he bought a few miles from the Bunker, with Cas beside him, and he smiles because this is his toes in the sand ending

Yo yesterday I went to equinox on my friends' guest pass and at one point someone came up to me with a bunch of rolled up towels on a silver tray and asked "would you like a cold eucalyptus towel?" Me, feral, used to boxing gyms with tetanus on the floor: a WHAT

Wow. 5 years since the CW insulted me personally.

Doc Holliday (historically accurate)

Lmaooooo we're on advanced thanatology and it was dean hungover with the sunglasses eating bacon and struggling and my friends both go "wow mallory that was you this morning". Fell off my chair because I wasn't even hungover this morning but I had the glasses and everything 💀

chat, why are you failing me tonight?

GUYS! Does anyone have the 13x01 scene where dean wraps Cas', without the music. You know the one.

Lol me and my friends got to jack in spn and the first thing they say is "he kinda looks like cas." 😂😂😂 Alex Calvert never forget that there is no escape

Unironically the chair company is a great show. Better than half the thriller shows it's satirizing.

remember spn cruise people. If you decide to throw misha overboard in the middle of the ocean........ please make sure he has a life vest on first so he has a chance. he has more unhinged destiel takes to tell us in years to come. Trust me, he has more

It took me an embarrassingly long time to realize hallorann in welcome to derry is hallorann from the shining (a movie I watch at least once a year)

Just left home for the last time. Sometimes life is sad.

My last night ever in the bedroom I grew up in so of course I'm watching supernatural

Me realizing why I loved the creature in Frankenstein so much: oh! Ohhhhhh! It's because he's like Castiel.

Sorry to be vain but sometimes I reread my own fics to check for spelling and grammar errors long after the story has left my brain. (it's quality control.) I'm reading one that's LONG overdue and you know what? Valley of God is good actually?? I'm proud of me for this one

The farmers almanac is stopping publication?! Ok no seriously this is the last straw. The world is awful and capitalism is a failed experiment. We can't keep living like this I'm so serious

Congress is full of fucking clowns if they think fentanyl related deaths aren't gonna skyrocket as a direct result of limiting hemp products the way they did. Newsflash assholes: we got it before it was legal and we'll get it again. It's just exponentially more dangerous now.

Everyone shut the fuck up. New Orville Peck today.

Misha Collins I would do anything for you except receive notifications on my phone from yet another app

Late nights on the N train featuring seats that soon won't exist

All black? In New York? Groundbreaking.

Death by Lightning on Netflix is so good???? I was expecting it to be boring as hell but the characters are great and it's funny??? You should watch it.

I just looked up like I heard my dog make a weird noise in the next room.

just watched frankenstein. academy award for jacob elordi when

Man fuck tsa for just taking people's shit. My favorite keychain that I've had for 15 years is gone now. I'm fucking furious

Me and my beat friend

Down in New Orleans

Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage

Wtf is a beaver moon? You guys are just making things up now

They should go back to planes having one movie playing for everyone. Bring back community.

Announcing on the plane that I'm not leaving because mamdani was elected but because I have my cousin's wedding to get to, just so everyone is clear

I knew it would take less than a day for a tiktok dj to make something.

Good morning, winners. #destiel

Happy 5 years of canon destiel

Need everyone to watch haunted hotel on netflix