Russ getting ready to drop another, different kind of ball in a couple minutes. #nfl #nye

Hey, uh, Happy New Year. Here's to 2026 being a shitty year for fascists and authoritarians and a great year for everyone else.

I outright reject the notion that this social media drummer, known specifically for her drum covers, has *never* heard Baba O'Reilly before. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHU4re5lOpE

Ok, people. If you want the 30k lb. truck loaded with 3000 gal. of heating oil to get down your long rural driveway, clear the damn ice first so that our truck doesn't end up sitting in your yard.

I've decided that complaining about not having LEGO brick separators as kids is the new, "walked uphill both ways to school." "When I was your age, we pulled LEGO pieces apart with our teeth and fingernails, and we LIKED it!"

If the Trump admin's lost the CATO Institute over ICE deportations, maybe some people really *are* waking up. (lol, no they haven't, we all know they'll fall in line if they have to)

"We're not afraid of the fucking Mets." ❤️ u Jimmy #phillies #jroll https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jwpp1r_4cA

When I was a kid, I never understood why I felt nothing but anxiety at loud, large parties and gatherings. Now, as an adult, I fully understand, but it doesn't make it any easier to deal with. They're still loud and anxiety-inducing, I just look like a bigger asshole when I disappear and hide.

All my homies say that freedom is the right of all sentient beings. (They also say, "Bah-weep-Graaaaagnah wheep ni ni bong!") #transformers #lego #optimusprime

"What a great gift! Ha ha!"

Merry Christmas if you celebrate, have a lovely Thursday if you don't. Peace on earth, goodwill to men, women, and everything in between and other. #merrychristmas #happyholidays

I love listening to my son play drums. He's got a very similar sense of rhythm to my own, but he attacks parts so differently than I would. ☺️🥁

[SA, Trump, Epstein stuff, the world is a fucking mess] Our dumb orange president playing with his battleships and dreaming about the time he and his best buddy Jeff raped a pregnant 13 year old on a yacht in Lake Michigan:

So, Trump's now a confirmed pedo, which we all knew; and we also all know that nothing will come out of it because "it's all a Democrat hoax," or some other bullshit excuse, yeah. Love this fucking timeline so very much.

I think I just heard the most beautiful version of In the Bleak Midwinter I've ever heard, just because I was sitting in the right place at the right time. #music #musicians #classicalmusic

Key benefit of working in a small office the week before Christmas: fudge and cookies until you die.

I could listen to Nick Foles talk offense and QB play all day long. He's so good. #nfl #gobirds

Ah, the week before Christmas, when everyone panics and calls for a heating oil delivery on zero day's notice.

Cowboys fans under the age of 40 are unserious people. #nfl

I'm not a true bass, but I can get down there when I sing. Whenever I'm singing a hymn that has a bass ostinato section (i.e. "Joy to the World"), I always sing it, even if no one else does because my grandfather would've, and he would've done it whether anyone sang it with him or not, too.

The main problem with the Internet, at least as far as I can see, is that they just let anyone use it.

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

NFC East curse is DEAD #gobirds

That was a big boy run

3rd & Goal from the 15 > 1st & Goal from the 1, clearly.

THEY'RE NOT GOING TO LET YOU TUSH PUSH. JUST STOP IT. THEIR GOING TO PENALIZE IT OUT OF THE GAME.

Another miss incoming.

Will Shipley, certified dumbass

Gonna hafta take Jake Elliott out behind the shed like Old Yeller after this season.

A very happy Saturday edition of Go Birds to you and yours. #gobirds

Dammit, why did I wait until now to finally watch Mr. Robot?

On the Lincoln Financial Field tour. About to go hang out with the Super Bowl trophies. Holy Flarkingscnitt. #gobirds

Didn't watch, what did the Hobgoblin-in-Chief say?

Status: currently charting out a drum duet with my son for a talent show. 😁 🥁 #drums #drumming #drummer

Need someone to distract my kid one of these nights so I can get some damn Christmas gifts wrapped.

Rumor is that Brandon Nimmo got traded from the Mets because he and Francisco Lindor fought about Donald Trump. Nimmo's always been a rat MAGAt, so consider this the one and only time I'll give Lindor his props. I'm still LOLMets'ing though. ALWAYS LOLMets. ALWAYS. #lolmets

lol at media politics people suddenly being, "Hey, this Trump guy, he's kinda unwell, huh?" FUCK RIGHT THE FUCK OFF

So, if Rob Reiner died because he was an outspoken liberal suffering from Trump Derangement Syndrome (as per our very fine orange president, himself) does that mean that Trump believes he was killed by a MAGA supporter? Which then begs the question, does that make MAGA a dangerous, murderous […]

Good news everybody: even though I completely bombed the math test in my dream last night, the teacher said I can make some points up if I just go rock climbing this weekend.

If J.J. McCarthy ever learns how to throw a football, the Vikings might get competent! #nfl

Oh, hey, another Avatar movie I give negative effs about!

Finally watched the Trump coin flip video and it's precisely as insane as billed. This is a man who absolutely has never flipped a coin before in his life.

Did Coop steal Tyler Lockett's girl or something?

This is your reminder that Eagles Super Bowl Champion Kenny Pickett has more snaps in the Super Bowl than any other QB in the NFC East not named Jalen Hurts. #gobirds

Hey, so, I think we're being forced to kick the MAGAts out of our ScoutingAmerica troop. Nice to get a win once in awhile, you know?

Just to be clear: should I have the terrible misfortune to be killed in a mass shooting, please feel free to politicize the hell out of it. And go ahead and do so immediately. No time will be “too soon”.

*extreme Bing Crosby voice* 🎙️"I'm dreaming of a white Sunday, December 14th..."

If you're anywhere near Royersford, PA and have an itching for that classic arcade experience, might I recommend Shy Guys Cafe and Retro Arcade? Second time here and even my jaded 12 year old loves it.

Not looking for a pat on the back here at all, merely pointing out that it's not hard for a boss to be a decent person and accommodate employee requests. I have two Muslim employees. They asked if there was any way that we could rearrange the delivery schedules so that they could both be near a […]

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