So, listen, I'm just putting this out there in case we have an undead uprising any time soon: my wife can technically create holy water. Just saying.

Never forget #baseball #mlb #phillies #pirates #p00p

TTRPG game night tonight. Motivation is...not high. Not quite DM burnout levels, but not good. Not sure why.

Hey, Donny, I'm right fucking here. https://www.whitehouse.gov/wp-content/uploads/2026/05/2026-USCT-Strategy-1.pdf #uspol #antifa #antifascist #protransgender

I've been familiar with the history of Braunsteins for several years, having read "Playing at the World" and "Of Dice and Men" over a decade ago, but after hearing Bob World Builder talk about it, I have a new goal in life: Play in one. https://youtu.be/wDnwEhimssE?si=YLZAHYTWt3uzEfXJ #ttrpg

I feel like there's a lot of overlap in the Venn diagram of "invents a space in the Wawa parking lot" and "has a prominent neck tattoo."

At a dinner gala and I'm *prettttttty* sure the first speaker just started applauding for himself.

[Paradise S2 Spoiler] Holy shit Paradise S2:E4. I am wrecked. 😢 My wife nearly died of preeclampsia. This episode *destroyed* me.

*movie trailer guy voice, over footage of a seemingly depopulated cruise ship that nevertheless shows evidence of recent habitation and use* "You deal with the flu every year; you survived a global COVID pandemic; but you are NOT prepared for what comes next. "Coming this spring, 2026. From […]

I'd like to formally thank Some More News for reminding me of that this photo exists.

I 100% responded to the IT audit information zoom call for the free whiskey tasting kit, tyvm

I know people aren't watching it, but Daredevil: Born Again S2 is head and shoulders better than S1.

All right, gang. It's 3:30pm and I'm calling it. Nap time. Everybody tuck in.

Anyone else out there spend their childhood suffering through an unhealthy and unreasonable fixation on the sun dying and expanding and consuming the Earth in 5 billion years?

Carolina is just a sophisticated machine that just wins hockey games. That said, all it takes is one shot for the Flyers to tie this series up. 🤞

Took my kid to see Monty Python's Holy Grail tonight. He'd never seen it before. Went in knowing nothing. He left sporting an outraaaaaaaageous French accent and saying "Ni!" Mission accomplished.

Day #12,054 of pronouncing it "Keltics" and insisting everyone else does too

RE: https://twitter.com/Eagles/status/2049940307689545883 Oh kid, that number belongs to BDN. It may not be retired, but it shouldn't be available.

Maybe the Phillies hanging out to watch the Flyers did them some good last night?

"Bases are loaded now for Marchan." Barf.

#nhl #nhlplayoffs #flyers #hnom

*extreme dad voice* Flyers really need to get the next goal here. #nhl #hnom #flyers

The Phillies better not get their stink on the Flyers

It's eugenics. It's just fucking eugenics. https://www.propublica.org/article/trump-social-security-ssi-disability-benefits-cuts-parents-children

Bye, Topper. Thanks for everything. It wasn't really your fault, but the Phillies can't fire 25 players, so you pay the price.

My firstborn came into the world 16 weeks premature, 20 years ago, tomorrow. He lived for 33 days in the Bryan Mawr NICU before passing away in my wife's arms. We're busy as heck tomorrow, so we're going out for dinner as a family tonight to remember Aaron's birthday. If you need me, I'll just […]

RE: https://twitter.com/ToddZolecki/status/2048411428185370793 All I take from this is that we've always been sarcastic assholes willing to commit to a bit, purely for the bit's sake.

Hand to God, I will personally murder every tree that's responsible for setting my eyes on fire.

The Flyers had to lose so the Phillies could win, I guess?

The wedding DJ playing Brick by Ben Folds Five is certainly a choice.

I don't know how to add "escaped from a waist-deep bog" to my fitness tracker.

Fun fact: every 1st round pick in attendance at tonight's NFL draft in Pittsburgh will have their cap stuffed with French fries for some effing reason. #nfl #nfldraft

#flyers #nhl #hnom

The Flyers to the Penguins this series #nhl #flyers #hnom

Anyone have video of Crosby acting like he was shot by a special forces sniper? I was driving and could only listen. #nhl #hnom #flyers

Listen, I'm not saying that Garrett Stubbs is going to save the Phillies season. What I *am* saying is that if they go on a winning streak now that they've restored the Chief Vibes Officer to his rightful place in the dugout, we have to strap Marchan to a rocket and leave him somewhere in the […]

Priceless post from the official White House social media

This seems good? #nhl #flyers #hnom

The arena is going to be so disgustingly toxic in Philly on Wednesday.

(I'd rather have the power play, honestly)

LET'S 👏 GO 👏 FLYERS 👏 👏👏 👏👏👏 #flyers #nhl #hnom #ftp

Flyers fans deserve Porter Martone. #flyers #nhl #hnom

Tired: the Philadelphia Phillies Wired: the Philadelphia Flyers

I want to take solace in the fact that the Mets suck as much, if not somehow, improbably, *more* than the Phillies, but it just doesn't help.

Let's all hold hands and watch the Phillies be embarrassed on national television tonight, shall we?

Flyers fans deserve Porter Martone. #flyers #nhl #hnom

lol "Sean Hannity admit you're a bad Christian or renounce Catholicism to literally worship Trump Challenge"

I finally beat BG3 tonight. About 3.5 months after starting it. 100+ days of gameplay, research, and strategizing - all for about $60 US. Pretty good entertainment value, I'd say. #bg3 #videogames

Can we take a moment and just acknowledge that a "normie" living with an ADHD-neurospicy is in for a BAAAAAAAAD time, and we normies know it's not your fault, but damn if it isn't frustrating as hell sometimes?