Drag him.

maybe i am going insane

Hmmm…what USAID wasn’t bad for America…what if getting rid of it only hurt us and everyone else? What if the richest man in the world being responsible for ending aid to the poorest people in the world will go down as one of the most bizarre and disgusting acts of the 21st century?

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Wow! Jesse Welles performed his song “Join ICE” on the Colbert Show last night. 🏆

lol she got his ass and he knows it

Honestly, I thought even after that guy fainted he still looked healthier than Trump in that press conference.

Trump just watches something on Fox then rage posts a new edict in response on Truth Social five minutes later without talking to anyone, then his babysitters try to explain to him that the Fox segment was wrong or his solution is insane, then he goes back to his ballroom work.

Remember during oral argument on the presidential immunity case when conservative justices scoffed at and mocked the hypothetical that a president with immunity could just start killing whoever he wanted and there was nothing that could be done if he has immunity?

Step One to becoming an ICE agent:

The NY Times and WaPo may be lost causes but holy shite look at PEOPLE out here absolutely killing it with 100% unvarnished truths 🌟

Trump Says He Won’t Rule Out Third Reich

I have a very bad feeling about this...

Honestly at some point you have to start doing psyops with these people: Have Obama announce that he will seek a third term tomorrow. Then watch all the con law “scholars” and Fix News MELT DOWN trying to explain why he can’t but Trump can. (It’s like Newsom taking over his social media persona)

For an administration that came out of the box threatening Canadian independence, Greenland’s sovereignty, the Panama Canal, etc., it sure has a glass jaw. 🤡

Wait until he hears that Reagan didn't trust the Russians.

The White House’s remains. Buried under a golf course.

I think one of the things that non-evangelicals find most annoying about evangelicals is when they claim that other people can’t lead happy and fulfilling lives unless they believe in the same things that they do.

I'm not sure you can get more marie antoinette than taking away food stamps before thanksgiving while you build a gold and marble dance hall so the other crooks can bring bribe you over a badly-cooked (argentinian) steak

Compare Trump’s (unusual) level of empathy for Argentina — vs. Ukraine. @atrupar.com

I would laugh if this wasn't so true 😭

I know antifa isn't a real organization because I don't get 40 texts a week from them asking for donations.

I swear I did not have "I'm better at ducking bullets than Charlie Kirk" on my Donny Batshit Bingo card

If anyone needs me I will be in the museum, lying down next to the bog bodies.

Starmer is the world’s worst double agent… Pretend to be loving this, mate! That’s what you’re there for, right? Keeping the old Stars and Stripes happy!

Diversity is our strength, no matter what racist, bigoted Republicans say. Real Americans embrace diversity, equity and inclusion. Real Americans reject Trump and his white nationalist cronies. Trump is bad, project 2025 is bad and the people who love America, the real patriots reject both.

Next guest, Steven Seagal

Donald trump can still win the Nobel Peace prize if Mike Pence has the courage

Trump ran a great campaign for Machado’s Peace Prize.

She. Is. So. Brave.

Guys, every person you see on Fox News in a mask is just Robert O'Neill, retired Navy Seal and occasional Fox News contributor. He's the former Antifa, former Gazan, former gang member. His eyes are very unique.

I am just so fucking proud of her.

I’m just a heathen Jew so can someone more familiar with the teachings associated with the cross on her necklace let me know what Jesus would have said on these matters?

The US is going to bailout Argentina with your tariff money. Let that sink in

i wonder what it’s like to look around every day and see the country being run into the ground by pill-poppers and secret police and anti-vaxxers and book burners and you go into work and sit down at your computer and you’re the guy whose job it is to come up with new oreos flavors

👀 ⛳️ 🏌️‍♂️ 🏆 #RyderCup

Couldn't take Chicago, so he's going after Portland. Like a high school bully that got bodied by a wrestler so he tries to take it out on a theater kid. Pathetic.

@pattonoswalt.bsky.social please don't be one of the ones going to Riyadh.

Just got back from the Riyadh Comedy Festival and boy are my arms chopped off.

The plan: get Jimmy Kimmel suspended so his ratings would quadruple. People are more interested in shows they’re not allowed to watch. This also allowed me to manufacture the biggest First Amendment issue in decades.

Remember: The GOP’s nonsensical culture wars are meant to distract you from corporate corruption and plunder. [Cartoon by Jace Avery]

This is amazing.

I stand with PBS. I stand with NPR. I stand with Stephen Colbert. I stand with Jimmy Kimmel. I stand with the First Amendment. PERIOD.* *Also #ReleaseTheEPSTEIN_Files

Netanyahu: ‘These So-Called Genocide Experts Have Probably Never Committed A Genocide In Their Lives’

Everyone complicit in the cover up simply needs to be asked one question, "What if it was your daughter?"

youtu.be/wiGE0GVmidM How to write a funny story

Competition for most British sign on the Trump March won handily by: “Don’t give him the good biscuits!”

Bam