Todd Berger
@thetoddberger.bsky.social
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writer, director, novelist, and least importantly - father.
I’m really starting to regret naming my daughter Ghislaine.
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LIVE FREE OR DIE HARD is not a 4th of July movie!
4 months ago
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My cousin joined the Marines because he wanted to see the Westfield Century City Mall.
5 months ago
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Coverage of the LA protests has preempted “Eva Longoria: Searching For Spain” on CNN and I am PISSED.
5 months ago
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Happy May The 5th Element!
6 months ago
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My daughter just told me she's been so inspired this week and when she grows up she wants to sue a convent of nuns and I think I accidentally sent her the wrong Katy Perry article.
7 months ago
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I don’t know why Donald Trump thinks this situation will just work itself out just because every other situation he’s ever been in has just worked itself out.
7 months ago
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Look am I happy I'm losing my life savings? Of course not. But that dumb-as-rocks con man told me immigrants were eating dogs and cats, so what did you want me to do, huh?
7 months ago
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Find yourself someone who loves you as much as SNL loves SNL.
9 months ago
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Wow Trump just traded Luka Dončić to the Lakers.
9 months ago
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I kinda miss when Trump just played golf on Saturday.
9 months ago
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Trump just put a 40% tariff on all French musicals sung in Spanish.
9 months ago
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I miss Biden.
9 months ago
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I hope Trump goes after the Interstate Highway System next. I'm sick and tired of unappreciative Americans using them to go to and fro all willy nilly.
9 months ago
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I'm really starting to regret naming my dog Justin Barkdoni.
9 months ago
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I for one support Donald Trump’s mandate to run this country into the ground.
9 months ago
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From watching so much Hell’s Kitchen I really thought risotto was going to be a bigger part of my life.
10 months ago
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Every time I check back in on Twitter.
10 months ago
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I got a speeding ticket on January 6th 2021 if Trump wants to broaden the pardons a bit.
10 months ago
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Trump needs to realize taking Greenland and Canada to get the 5 cards every turn for North America is tempting, but then you leave yourself open to attack from Kamchatka.
10 months ago
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The CNN New Year’s Eve broadcast is perfect if you enjoy watching other people take selfies.
10 months ago
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Can’t believe they made a whole movie about the guy who did The Watchmen opening credits song.
11 months ago
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Can’t decide if my favorite Chicago resident who created a house of horrors to torture his victims was H.H. Holmes or Kevin McCallister.
11 months ago
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Just showed my daughter The Lion King for the first time and she enjoyed it but had a lot of questions about how Mufasa rose to power.
11 months ago
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Oh so when the MCU assembles a team of criminal supervillains people are excited but when Trump does it everyone loses their minds.
12 months ago
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So is there like a second song in Wicked?
12 months ago
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