A big thank you to my home state of New Jersey for staying blue!

Eduard Bazardo can respectfully go fuck himself.

let's goooooo baby! 1 more win! #SeizeTheMoment

If you’ve ever been to an M’s game, you know that there’s always some dude at the gate screaming into a megaphone about Jesus. This is quite possibly the greatest counter sign I’ve ever seen.

The vibes here right now in the Seattle area are immaculate. This #Mariners team is something special. Get it done boys! 2 more Ws!

Mariners are ALCS bound!!! What a game!!

The #Mets may be a tortured franchise but nothing says Mariners like extra innings win or go home games. 😑

The Mariners pitching staff today is very reminiscent of how the Mets were all year. 🤦‍♂️

R.I.P. 2025 #Mets Time to root for my local team! Go Mariners!

Amazing. The Brewers take a lead and the #Mets immediately give up 4 runs. Fuck this team. 🤬

It's crazy to me that if the #Mets would have just won the ONE game I attended this year (David Wright Day), they would have made the playoffs this year. I know we still have the hope of tomorrow but who are we fooling. We all know we can't have nice things.

Well the Phillies lost so now the brewers have ABSOLUTELY nothing to play for. See you next year #Mets fans!

I'm convinced the Brewers are throwing this series on purpose to spite the #Mets

We all fell for it.

#Mets Please hurry up and die already so I can heal. This is becoming unbearable.

I love how the Cubs bent over for a divisional rival and got swept but they’re playing the #Mets like it’s game 7 of the World Series.

Playoff worthy teams don’t lose that game. #Mets

Well I'm calling it. Roast me all you want but I'm throwing in the towel for the 2025 #Mets. Gonna hop on the Mariners bandwagon with my wife. At least they have a pulse.

Taking in a baseball game that won't make my blood boil like the #Mets. Go Frogs!

I know it's been 24 years, but I'll always remember the heroes who lost their lives on that fateful day. May their memory live on forever. #NeverForget

🎧 No meetings this morning means blasting @nin.com records. #vinyl #vinylsky #musicsky

If the color scheme is any indication, I expect the highly anticipated iphone 17 pro to underperform. #Mets

It baffles me that people are still showing up at Citi Field every day. This team has been dogshit for three months now. Cohen told #Mets fans to show up this year and then allowed Stearns to field an absolute dumpster fire of a baseball team w/ no accountability whatsoever. Stop wasting your money!

The #Mets may have had the Phillies number this year.. but overall, they're a terrible baseball team. I've seen enough.

Happy 50th anniversary to one of the greatest albums ever made! #BornToRun #TheBoss

#Mets fans (myself included) were all screaming for Alvarez to be sent down a few months ago and now we're all devastated that he's going on the IL. The baseball season is funny.

Really craving a WAWA cream cheese stuffed pretzel right now. Food on the west coast is just not the same. 😔

Mets WIN!

My day today: Mariners fans: we stomped on you last night! Me: You should check your shoes because you stomped on shit. #Mets

Good thing the hitting woke up right as the pitching drove off a cliff. This team is dead. ☠️ #Mets

Alright, Helsley is hot garbage. Glad we traded for this meatball chef. #Metd

Sean Manaea said “screw the 4th inning, I’m gonna give up runs EVERY inning” You gotta be from another planet at this point if you still think the #Mets are a good team.

Being a #Mets fan in the Seattle area with my ear to the ground on Mariners baseball. I can tell you one thing. I’d be surprised if we didn’t get swept.

Another 4th inning meltdown. What else is new! #Mets

If I was Pete Alonso, I would punch Clay Holmes clean in the jaw for the shit he just pulled. #Mets

Getting my ears ready for tonight's concert. #NIN

So the same guy who insists he couldn’t activate the National Guard in D.C. on January 6, 2021 suddenly has the power to activate it today?

This team is so predictable. Usually when you smell shit, it ends up being shit.

Who's ready to watch the #Mets get walked off?

Well, that was predictable. 5 run lead gone. God forbid the #Mets have a complete team effort.

Unless the #Mets score about 15 more runs, I'm not confident they win this game.

The #Mets 2025 season is going to be studied years from now as one of the largest "bait & switch" schemes of all time.

Sorry #Mets fans, this team is absolutely cooked. Gonna need a literal act of God to get them right.

I'm assuming this will be Montas' last appearance as a Met. No confidence he actually pitches well today. #Mets

It took me a while to put it all together but I have finally added every Billy Joel studio album to my vinyl collection. #BigShot

‘South Park’ clip: ICE recruitment video

The solution to the #Mets hitting problem is buried in the Epstein files. It's too bad we'll never see them.

Not gonna lie, I was kind of rooting for the #Mets to get no-hit so that they fire someone. Knowing this team though, they probably would have just came up with some bullshit about “the guys are just going through things right now”. 🤦🏻‍♂️

I'm actually kind of glad the #Mets haven't named Lindor captain yet. The only thing he's been captain of lately is grounding out.

Steve Cohen's 5 year plan is starting to look like a 5 decade plan. #Mets