Visible PP 👻

I was actually developed in a lab to be incapable of showing any ween on the socials. This is the reality your trillionaire ruling class is creating for you. 👨‍🔬

Thought Id share this from Icy_Statement5957 on Reddit

It is lost media now but did anyone ever see that episode of Love Boat I was in where I made Carol Channing touch my butthole?

There's nobody like me! Not if they know what's good for em! 😤

Just a quick warm up before hopping in the shower. I am very stinky tonight! 🦨

Putting on a "nephilim episode" playlist of Coast to Coast AM to sleep to was a most unchill experience and a mistake I will never repeat. Even my unconscious mind could tell it was doing too much actual brain damage to let it continue. 🥴

We still doin the thing every night 😤

Feeling a bit tender in the ole booty

Let's play 😝

After giving myself a haircut, being up all night, jerking off twice, engaging in various other forgettable activities, I have chugged a sleep aid, went potty, feeded Lisa, now am ready to snooze the day away in peace. 🫡

Haters may jack our 🐓 but they can never jack our ✨️style✨️! That's right all haters must jack me off. And your arms are gonna get so tired! 😌

I started working on stretching my balls again. They're already eager to escape these tiny shorts. One day may they hang to my knees. 😌

Hi. Good morning. It is me. Your aggressively uncivil and barely sociable friend, Barry. 😤

We can always find a way to make everything a lil more fun. 😙

Another session completed. 🫡

Some people like new experiences and find being in new situations and around new people exhilarating. But not me boy. I only care about what feels cozy, private, and familiar.

Rejuvenate me 🫠

I just woke up like this. I mean I woke up wanting youuuuuu!

I bet you're having a much more fun night than me 😤

Rise and shine, puppies! Get ready for another day in ✨️America✨️!

I would be happier with your face [somewhere]

With the cold season approaching for those of us to the north, remember this! A hair dryer is a good quick spot warmer. Yes, ears, toes, noses. But also your titties, weiners, balls, and buttocks and buttholes. 🧏‍♂️

I was up all night playing video games. 🤫

How long do you think this channel will be frozen? (It has been 7 days already.)

You never take me anywhere fancy 😤

Exercise can't solve the world's problems but at least you're solving some of your own. 😎

Getting trimmer and fitter with Mr. Barry!

Trying on some new clothes today to figure out my new sizes. Some kind of spiritual entity was trying to protect my modesty. I abjure you, o bright spirit!

I finished exercising early today so I'm free to relax the rest of the night 🫡

Wiggle time

Maybe a little too much sun today. But that was all part of the mission. The radiation contrasts better with my beard.

Hey guys, it's me. Your favorite sleep paralysis demon here, reminding you to just TRY and WAKE UP before I get to your bedside 😈

Since I started in February 2025, I'm currently at 208 pounds.

Yoooooo

Up here for the breeze 😌 so come blow me 🌬

Life is better before dawn comes to ruin everything. 😎

I was taking some sauna photos but then my phone got too hot. so we have to end it right there. 🥵

Is it hot in there, pig?

🐗

Sleep app: you're a sleep skittish lil deer, what are you doing when you're in bed? Me: Ummm ☺️

M3gan 2.0 in 2 hours. Pull yourself together, you sloppy bitch!

Squeee!🐷

"He's like a handsome shark."

"The horrors persist, as do I." Happy 49th Birthday to me! 🥳

Looking cute today, junior ☺️

I'm cosplaying as that one friend of your dad that you found a picture of in your dad's toolbox

Happy Birthday Jason Voorhees (June 13, 1946) let's beat some meat to celebrate our brave boy!

It's black and white so it's tasteful 😊