I planted TNT for 60 years. #Timberborn

The phone tech guy when I handed them my phone: "YO! You got the spicy pillow!"

Horse mod for Project Zomboid is goddamn legit

HOW. WHY.

Co-op w/ Lo-lop in @projectzomboid.bsky.social! CAN WE PLEASE STOP SHOOTING EACH OTHER @lolipopgi.yogscast.com?!

I'm playing HumanitZ's 1.0 release a bit early! I hear it has dog companions. #GOTY already. linkloom.link/NVDcqqnL7m

Hah. Boob.

Am live, cool right? Anyway gamez

I'm 44 today. The mind boggles. PRAISE ME.

Looks like a heck of a race was shaping up at the drag race track:

We're raising money for the Trevor Project today! It's going great! www.twitch.tv/howtobequiet/ #projectzomboid

Nice. #twitchrecap

My god. The legends were true. He fitith. He sitith.

Yeti getting his antennae adjusted

We're building a Lego ship for charity! There's air cannons and krakens and chaos! www.extra-life.org/participant/...

I'll be at @skittishandbus.bsky.social house Thursday and Friday, building a Lego ship for charity! ...I have to wear a mermaid costume as a goal.

Fortunate Son playing on a loop in my head #ProjectZomboid

#twitchcon I'm in you, San Diego. Also this cappuccino stuff is amazing.

I've made a terrible wheel. 5 gift subs spins it. 10 gift subs adds to it. We finish Rimworld today (...totally!)

When your Rimworld colony almost has its feet under it:

"Huh, my computer just randomly shut down. Why the hell- oh."

Home. I have a furry escort that won't let me be more than five feet away. Showering was awkward.

I'm in the emergency row on this flight. If I'm reading this right, I think I get a free door!

4 hrs to Iceland, then 9 hrs to home. Also this plane is a sauna. I may perish of heatstroke. Over Iceland.

Toy companies: "Should we design new toys with A.I.?" That one company for 45 straight years:

Twitchcon EU was outstanding. Y'all are what makes it outstanding. Also here is an incredibly suggestive massage parlor sign:

If I won the lottery, I wouldn't tell a soul. But there would be signs.

Nobody: Nobody at all: Prince Albert: "Guys, I have an idea."

Me: "There's an entire department shop of Warhammer figurines in Rotterdam." Her:

Howdy (Needed an update!)

#TwitchConEU Enroute!

May your ears ever be guarded from the Chaos parties, viewers.

Pass-It-On event in Satisfactory: Theme: "PG Movies and Under" My entry:

...nice, into an eventual NICE.

Oops, all protesting.

Wolfsbane, Eater of Hair, Scourge of Hairties, Invader of Streams, Conquerer of Desks. Pictured here, in pitched battle with the Sun (not pictured), to absorb all of its power.

Initial testing of sky cars showing promise. @projectzomboid.bsky.social

Yeti the Dog: If you don't like me at my 'giant ball of ultra floof', you don't deserve me at my 'aerodynamic summer cut'

I've been streaming for about 3 years. My highest subscriber badge was... 1.5 years. ... Anyway, I've updated all the sub and bits badges. There's even tier flairs.

#Roadcraft is pretty fun www.twitch.tv/howtobequiet...

Help. #projectzomboid

Updating chat commands, content creation amirite?

You're awesome, and I'm proud of you if all you did today was survive.

I told chat I'd invade Louisville if they broke 325 pp this month. This is fine.

Livestock trailers can bite me #projectzomboid www.twitch.tv/howtobequiet...

We raised £4,062.69 for JingleJam, ya'll. To celebrate, I'm going to put the 89 trailer train on the train tracks. Then, I shall play something horrifying, from scratch. #farmingsimulator25 #jumpking

BONUS STREAM WE BURNIN' ZAMBIES FOR CHARITY!

Every bale is £5 to JingleJam. Every trailer is £35 to £100 to Jinglejam. Ya'll are inspiring. #JingleJam #FarmingSimulator25