Please help save my little buddy Osiris (my Scottish Terrier) in the midst of a medical crisis and severe infection threatening his paw/leg and life. gofund.me/0f0120eac

You are a very special human being. 🌞 Keep the Sun In Your Heart ❤️

I used to make funky beats and record 'em... Sell 'em to the top emcees that could afford them.

They call me the Hiphopopotamus Flows that glow like phosphorous Poppin' off the top of this esophagus Rockin' this metropolis I'm not a large water-dwelling mammal a preposterous hypothesis

VISUALIZE WHIRLED PEAS.

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You are a very special human being.

“Mathematics is a game played according to certain simple rules with meaningless marks on paper.” ~ David Hilbert

The paradoxical nature of altruism allows for self-interest as a motivator, which is how seemingly charitable acts of love, affection, and kindness performed with a certain heart and intent can be such a joy for all.

When making sentences out of words, don't forget the letters.

Some of my favorite moments exceed my ability to explain them.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question? #QuantumBoopEffect

Whether a discussion begins on an inhale or exhale can make all the difference.

“Enlightenment, for a wave in the ocean, is the moment the wave realizes it is water. ” ~ Thich Nhat Hanh

“Our anger and annoyance are more detrimental to us than the things themselves which anger or annoy us.” ~ Marcus Aurelius

“There is only one way to happiness and that is to cease worrying about things which are beyond the power of our will.” ~ Epictetus

If I’m being silent, it may mean enlightenment… or, more likely, it may be some ‘healthy inner conflict’ between “Dr. James” and “Jersey James” working out the best solution to the currently identified problem.

“In order to eat, you have to be hungry. In order to learn, you have to be ignorant. Ignorance is a condition of learning. Pain is a condition of health. Passion is a condition of thought. Death is a condition of life.” ~ Robert Anton Wilson

Sometimes meaning is less about what's being spoken and more about what's mean by sed.

My executive functioning feels like it has been demoted to middle management.

“You can’t calm the storm… so stop trying. What you can do is calm yourself. The storm will pass.” ~ Timber Hawkeye

“Every negative experience holds the seed of transformation.” ~ Alan Cohen

Absurdity twerks more often than nought.

Good music gives me permission to cry.

There's no place like 127.0.0.1, There's no place like 127.0.0.1, There's no place like 127.0.0.1.

I'm droppin' a lot in Your noggin' 'Cause I know that you're lyrically starvin' Carvin' your name, battle, battle Everybody wants to battle but you babble #KRS-ONE

That awkward moment between birth and death.

When ducks and chickens start swimming together, you will know the Bagokalypse has arrived.

If I had to do it over again, that’s twice more than the first time.

If I had to do it over, I'd start before the comma.

Sometimes I like to watch television with my phone facing the TV using Snapchat filters on people’s faces. It’s good for a cheap laugh.

The heart smiles with love.

“Be silly. Be honest. Be kind.” ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson

“I had a stick of CareFree gum, but it didn't work. I felt pretty good while I was blowing that bubble, but as soon as the gum lost its flavor, I was back to pondering my mortality.” ~ Mitch Hedberg

Designer Imposter Syndrome is like Imposter Syndrome, only faux-fancier.

"I find that a duck's opinion of me is largely influenced by whether or not I have bread." ~ Mitch Hedberg

“True understanding is neither true nor understood.” ~ A. Fauxlosopher

"I'm addicted to placebos. I'd quit, but it wouldn't matter." ~ Steven Wright

LLM Mixture of Mixture (MoM) models? f_mix_of_mix(x; {Θ_1, π_1}, ..., {Θ_K, π_K}) = ∑_{k=1}^{K} π_k * ∑_{j=1}^{J} π_{jk} * N(x; μ_{jk}, σ²_{jk})

“One is never so strong as when one is broken.” ~ Hazrat Inayat Khan

“Wherever there is love, there is a trinity: a lover, a beloved, and a wellspring of love.” ~ St. Augustine of Hippo

I’d like to give a shout out to the inventor of pockets. They’re really there for you when you need them. #pockets

I'm Speaking To You. I'm Speaking Through You.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

“Our anger and annoyance are more detrimental to us than the things themselves which anger or annoy us.” ~ Marcus Aurelius

“I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everything.” ~ Steven Wright

Tomorrow begins my phenomenological inquiry into the essence of procrastination.

"Where words fail, music speaks." ~ Hans Christian Andersen