True fact: I have never seen a Labubu irl before

I haven’t cum in 8 days bro 😭

not to sound boomer but I’m so glad chatgpt didnt exist yet when I was in college

I had this dream where I separated twitter for ass content and bluesky for bod content

the GTA 6 pride parade discourse is so scary. 30% of the population looks forward to mowing down queers for fun :(

Holy shit a new Men I Trust album

Uh oh I might get another civic

Yeah I love red heads

Somebody on Twitter called me femboy unc once, I guess I’ll take it lol

I was forced to go to a Meijer in a hellscape suburb this morning and got yelled at by a Karen in the pharmacy line saying I cut in front of her, even though she wasn’t in the fucking line. Most entitled generation I swear

Went back on my sfw twitter and it’s all racism, grifting, people dying and all around shittiness that makes you loose hope. It’s always been bad but after taking a long break it’s shocking how toxic that place is

Everything was amazon, but the top was from an online thrift store and it never came with a tag :/ ngl.link/heeemeh

oh made a cum vid you know where

I’ll take a break, I have to get off the internet for a while

throwback tummy

If you see this post, do it. Pronouns: male ones Height: 5’4” Shoe: 7/7.5 Zodiac: Scorpio Smoke: Not cigs.. Tattoos: 0 Piercings: Ears Fav Drink: stelzerssss

man in the mirror

working towards a summer bod :)

applause 👏🏼👏🏼

Airing out after the workout

QRT with your best ass pic 🍑 [I have too many 🫣]

Home gym complete 🔥

horny WFH

An artificial recession that’ll be worse than 2008, possibility of war(s) and the intentional destruction of America to be sold to the tech oligarchs. Thank you Trump, very cool.

trying to play Pro Skater 4 again and that shits kinda hard actually

So twink/twunk in briefs-coded

its pretty big ngtl

Zara has consistently better music than all my local edm clubs combined

meme

My mom is STILL insisting Elon is going to send out free $5k checks any day now…

I’ve been working out for 10 years, started in college because my friends did it ngl.link/heeemeh

A day late to Tummy Tuesday :(

I officially got diagnosed with ADHD; thank goodness I can start actual meds now

suns out, buns out

Just locked in Bonnaroo tickets 🔥🔥

I had a dream where my company got bought out by Amazon and was paid in gift cards. Honestly with how this shit is going that’s probably going to be reality within four years

It’s 70F outside so time to strip

PAAB

Yeah we love raves, we go to most of our local small ones very often and want to try out a bigger festival in a couple years :D EDC is at the top of our list! ngl.link/heeemeh

“Oh you’re a car person? Here’s 100 shorts of people getting run over and killed at take overs” - my FB feed

Me not using chudai or wataa in my captions and finding out why my engagement isn’t better

What are your thoughts on the new Carti album?

I need a first gen CRV 😩

I wish I had more friends to travel with. All my besties are broke or work too much :/

When you’re freshly clean but your mirror is dusty

I spent 1200 bucks on a “rebuilt” Type R transmission that won’t go into reverse and now I have to take it out of the car which is going to be a huge pain in the ass 🤬

I’m taking a break from drugs so from now on I’ll be eating these to feel alive

Here are the exercises I like best! I don’t do all of them every day but I pick a choose at least 4 to do per workout session. Ever since I got a bench and treadmill I workout everyday. ngl.link/heeemeh

I never use insta and yet this is the Explore page..

I’m shadow banned af on Twitter too so fuck it I don’t need them. I got 123k followers but none of that shit matters to me I have a life now.