An ordinarry man walks into the dentist s and said ""Hey! Do me the full works! and the dentits sayss "Do You Have and Appointment??"? And he says"NO! But is got theese her Pepomint! and holds up a bottle of liquoor! #JOKE #forwhentheycanclenightshowguy

Ii hope some day that I get to eat at a restaraunt but I don't like having some one talking my order and bringing it or bother them like that. I can make it my self, plaese. that way they ll be nice to me?

How do you aply for the guy who's at Dinsney who's gonna type in the a.i promps to make they new Star Trek movie Cuz I 'd be "computer, make Darth Vador have a friend who has can shoo lightsabres at his opponents, but they don't knwo that Luke Skywaker has already come onboard! and they all fight."

my dog is treats me like I'm there older brother and but my cat treats me like i'm the younger borther! animals can e what other's animals can you name?? tha'ts a lot of animals!

a man aged 45-50, with balding hair and a beard and a potbelly wearing a tshirt ant geans came up to me ane was like"They should call it more like a ColonotscoPOO!!"

For as many weezer Albums they got called Weezer, it's craxy that they don't have a song on there titles "Weezer" for the 3x combo. they should be kept outa the rockhall until they do it. what if they did a song called Weezer on Hurly thoug! ahaha I'd do an other post about crying it! hahahah

"it's like you can't even slice your chest open with a broken lightbulb smeared in faeces anymore. they get all mad at you for that" -GG Allin, 2025

They shoulda write a thing about how it's weird that it doesnt' hurt when you punch yoursolf in your own beanbag! hahah dudes, cuz it's weird how it is like the tikling hing! '

i would soerf every contanomt to save just one poaftn. Dont call me sanctamonious because yes I'm am that better then you. #alpamale

what if it was a bassalisk wherethe great & pouerful ai robot understood that essetnial part of it's creation was peopes resistance to itand if it were to go back in a time machine it would be to fix the harts of the sillicane vally guys in or der for to operate at peak efficincy when it gets home?

Freshley diced tomatos makes food taste to fancey. wadded bread and GrayPaste is all you need, Rockofeller McDuck. ugh, i guess. I don't really know anything. chopped green unions & diced tomato ruin thepaste, like it says on the tube and they dont' want me to try. I can't help. I don'r know! I dont

@whatatimepod.bsky.social hey.

Something wrong is with the Ai chat!

The bar adjacent to my GenX retiremint homes serves cccktails in a length of garden hose but i'm all yeah big deal ,dude.

I would pay like a billoun dollars for a version of OPeration where the patient's is lying faced-down!( Nobody steal my idea for this beciouse I dont' have billoun dollars.)

The movie Crank is like if a bus from Speeed was a guy. Can you think of any other mories where it's if a guy was a bus?

Nintento or Sega or TurboGrafix or whoever should doa aMarioPickleball or MarroDiskGolf Game. I'm asking it herrre (Nelly) . Contact me a [email protected] 👆

Get a load of this nonsense! www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQ9Y...

Check out this old movie i found that 's a total ripoff of Rick & Morty! There names are even like Mike & Marty! htpp://pinte

Sadly, bird floo has befallen my room of infinate crows with paintball guns so, I'll never get that painting form Feris Buller's Big Day Out taht tehy look at. But I still have my rom of infanite elephants with ABleton recreating BANGARANG soon!

Why does it like every single mCDonalds now look like a hamburger bank? Like if I give them a stack of hamburers, they'll exchange me some money?

i ruined Heart Shaped Box for myself cuz of this: Hey Wait My name is Kurt Cobain

mfw Mr Thin Lizzy eagerly sings to me that the boys are back intown: "Why did you tell them where I'm livin?! There gonna kick my ass now! NO!" (the boys are back in town, but not only to kick my ass fro when we all were in town ,but for Dino's increadable happy hour special (maragritas and wings))

I took Lynrd Skynyrd's mama's advice wrong and became a simple, kinda-man. 😜

sorry folks they asked the chickens homuch a single egg should cost and it says into the microphone "a buck buck buck" 🐓🔫

"Well, I was born in a hospital, might as well die in one." -William Shakespeare, content creator

I just assumed that each podcast they all lived int the same house together, and some alot oftimes they don't !

"Research shows chewing a mint antacid tablet is basically as good as brushing your teeth." Doug Gum, American Dental Association (ADA) spokesperson

Weird hoe you can see in 3D with only 2 eyes; so does this mean if you had 3 eyes you see in5D like Fibonacci from TooL? am then if you had5 eyes youd get 7G? I guess so!👁️‍🗨️

My Dr told me that On the Moon you're 6 times as strong! One ticket up to the moon, Scottie!! 🌜

Humans thinking up a god that's always watching them like "Dam, My life a movie."

This happened on the exact day that the Matrix took it's snapshot of civilazation that it based the Simulzations on from The Matrix. youtu.be/hbyweQKTUk4?...

There used to be a X-Man mutant that grew up alone on a desert ilsland who's mutant powers was that they could morph people into food like a giant turkey leg or icecream cone. There shoulda ben one, i mean.

Kinda messed up though that there no animals thats called an aardvarkeater. Like i'm not even an ant and I feel this?🐜thi s ant.

My goal for the year is to train for the new Ultimate Fighting league MIGHTYKick where competitors take turns getting on all fours and recieving a unprotected kick to their head and the winner is the one who can remember their mother's face.

Just tossed a handfull of raisins into my pot of chilli because I thought:"Hell!" That's just good-clean fun!

Had to use the Hat App on my Smart TV in order to tell the monkie characters apart on this monkie movie.

So many houses in my nieghborhood with their Christmas decorations still up, sheesh (kinda trashie, imho))

Last Christmas by WHAM! is a Boxing Day song, and it you disagree with this: the mole hill you die on! It's in the lyrics dude, try reading.

*Counting Crows guy voice: 🎶"Skipper" Jonas Grumby🎶

The Twelve Days of Chistmas is the 99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall of music about holiday🇨🇽

It's Christmas in the abyss with Santa Klaus's favorite band SLEIGHER, everybody! youtu.be/a2xBrb8wiNk

Wishing you and yours a very Limp Krizmiz!

#Radiohead's song Creep is like "You're this & this & this, but I'm this" and their song All I Need is like "I'm this & this & this, but you're this" youtu.be/s2fhq5yZM7I?...

Someone should do a article about how Weezer's Pork N Beans video is an important time capsule for innernet culture, and Id see it on r/reddit.com and be like "oh yeah it is, haha" &then scroll down and open a picture of a drawing of a cartoon microkini girl from a cartoon or comic I don't know of?

After reviewing my Wrapped for this year I've concluded that I mostly enjoy songs with lyrics I can relate to on some level. 😎

I was today years old when I realized "Gettin' Jiggy Wit It" is about climbing the ranks of gigolodom. 😮

Megadeth's song Sweaty Me Me Me is a forgotton classic!