I might be more nervous for my coaching call with @akscotland.bsky.social than I was for the daredevil episodes 😆

I have to say, I feel like @notquitewrite.com is the best comp out there for comedic writing which is one of the reasons I love them so much. That and the friendly trolling.

And just remembered I will get to have a coaching session with @akscotland.bsky.social on my deranged story from the Sadowski-verse 🤣🤣

I had to cheat and check ahead on the longlist names. Alas, nothing for my little story. Next time, I will aim for the heartstrings @notquitewrite.com

I present an orange cat for your timeline.

For me, the win would be having made them snort laugh 🤞

Writers and fellow @notquitewrite.com trollers: whose team are you on? @akscotland.bsky.social or @quitewriteed.bsky.social

We are now transitioning from regular depression to seasonal depression.

As if writing a short story in 60 hours isn’t hard enough, let’s add buying a house for the first time to the list as well 🙃

Listen, if I can’t make that sweet shortlist, then I may as well try for dishonorable mention. Maybe I’ll land both? @notquitewrite.com

And submitted. This was a nice warm up for @notquitewrite.com next week!

Anyone else writing in The Booby Prize contest? Do I remember how to write flash fiction?

My amazing friend, Tori Lewis, who is also somehow an even better, is releasing her second book on October 4. I had the honor of reading No One Lives in Alva Anymore and I cannot tell you how hauntingly beautiful this story is. Go check it out and share with all your horror-loving friends!

Who’s ready to get hurt again by @notquitewrite.com 😆🫠🙃

@akscotland.bsky.social can you hit the publish button a little early on that longlist episode? We won’t tell Ed!

I very much needed a win. The spark has been evading me this year. Any recommendations on finding that inspiration?

Had a dream that my story was read out on @notquitewrite.com delulu or manifesting?

And now it’s time for the self-doubt and Amanda trolling us part of the contest! @notquitewrite.com

Did I uphold my reputation? Will I get any new middle names? Or will I be an unmemorable and forgotten entry? Watch @notquitewrite.com for all the trolling.

24 hours to write a story. This is fine 🔥

My reputation with @notquitewrite.com must be protected 🤣🤣

A new contest with @notquitewrite.com the opportunity for a new middle name from Amanda.

Finally have a draft done for @notquitewrite.com flesh fiction! Hell, even I’m embarrassed by this one 😅

Finally started my story for @notquitewrite.com flesh fiction and…I’m so sorry 🤣

Let’s see if I can turn my luck around with NYCM Flash this weekend. Inspiration courtesy of these two lovebirds.

Sigh, it was a weird story and was reluctantly submitted under the influence of too much wine. Writing this year has just felt hard.

@notquitewrite.com when do we get our feelings hurt again?

Only 92 days left to craft an exquisitely cringe-worthy piece of erotic flash fiction for @notquitewrite.com Can I rise to the occasion l?

Now that the blindfolds are off, do I owe the judges an apology @notquitewrite.com ?

So @notquitewrite.com when will my dreams be crushed and/or am I donating a daredevil ticket?

This is me every round of @notquitewrite.com

Welcome to the club! As a three time daredevil, I think that makes me president of the welcoming committee!

@notquitewrite.com let me know if anyone backed out of their daredevil package 😉

Who else is ready for @akscotland.bsky.social live reactions? 🙋‍♀️

Oof, I’m some feelings about this but at least it’s submitted? @notquitewrite.com let me know where to send consolation wine 😆

Me before NQW prompts dropped: I’m going to show another side and write something literary and surprise and Ed and Amanda. After prompts drop: insane idea takes over that I must write. Also, @notquitewrite.com I am so sorry. But at least it’s not a daredevil!

@notquitewrite.com gimme those prompts!!

Who’s ready? Maybe I’ll surprise myself and take a hiatus from comedy.

Omg this daredevil episode is not starting the way I thought it would 🤣🤣🥲

Let me pour some wine and apply clinical strength deodorant in preparation.

Happy St. Patrick’s Day ☘️

A little love story of a couple vigilantes falling in love while taking out a corrupt CEO…and there’s a tiger.

So thrilled to make it out of my house! Fingers crossed for Sunday!

Big Daddy God is going to be upset when he finds out…

Psst! @akscotland.bsky.social any word on that longlist episode?

Let’s go. Going to see how many days I can go without shopping at those big corporations. If you are unable to, try to find brands within to support.

I think in honor of my last day babysitting the man-child attorney, @notquitewrite.bsky.social should release that longlist episode on Friday!

Dear baby Jesus, get me on that short list 🙏

Omg my writing slump might be over. I think I have an idea…

Anyone else been paralyzed by an overwhelming existential dread today?