Hamnet Macneth Roneo and Juniet The Taming of the Shnew

"My upcoming tour which I'll definitely cancel..."

New band name: Letitia James Comey

Stop comparing Trump to Hitler! Hitler's case against James Comey wasn't dismissed due to sheer fucking incompetence.

Stuckey's settles the great debate:

Someone referred to Coldplay as classic rock music, and I was all "music?"

"And over here is Burt Reynolds' houuuuu..."

North Carolina immigration raids are Raleigh unnecessary.

Stop comparing Trump to Hitler! Hitler didn't get totally fucking schooled by Jimmy Kimmel last night.

Swalwell That Ends Well ™️

All's Well That Swalwell! ™️

Trump wasn't invited to VP Cheney's funeral, probably because he hates foreshadowing.

A courier service that only delivers to war zones called Don't Shoot the Messenger.

Every time I see "BREAKING NEWS: Trump is..." I instinctively reach for the champagne.

Every time I see "BREAKING NEWS: Trump has..." I instinctively reach for the champagne.

Pumpkin Spice Epstein Files

Greg Abbott must be wheelie pissed.

Tainted Law I've got to (clap, clap) Run away

A team of illusionists plan to steal the Reagan Presidential Library in 'Now You Simi, Now You Don't.'

The enemy of my enemy is my friend. Well, unless it's Marjorie Taylor Greene.

The LA rain wasn't too bad oh fuck

Stop comparing Trump to Hitler! Hitler never went toe-to-toe with Jewish space lasers.

Trump withdrawing support for Marjorie Taylor Greene can only mean... Trouble in Nazi paradise?

It's gonna be the single greatest "Where were you when...?" of all time.

MSNBC is changing its name to MS NOW. Not to be outdone, FOX News is changing to YOU'RE STILL IN A FUCKING CULT.

[Trump reads Epstein emails] "Hmm... maybe we shouldn't reopen the government 😬"

It's gonna be the greatest "Where were YOU when..." of all time.

The Shining is being re-released in IMAX. More like IMAXE, amirite?

Stop comparing Trump to Hitler! Hitler wasn't besties with Jeffrey Epstein.

Tried to buy tickets, but this retirement home has shitty WiFi.

A chase suspect led police from LA to Mexico. Here's a reenactment...

Stop comparing Trump to Hitler! Hitler was never booed at an NFL game.

World Record for longest time Iggy Pop wasn't shirtless.

Pluribus is set in Albuquerque, so why isn't it called The New Mex-Files?

Only one band has ever deserved induction into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame and that's Maroon 5 (or possibly Starship).

Guitar Hero came out 20 years ago, meaning it's 19 years since I started playing better than Eddie Van Halen.

Gavin Newsom is in Texas, marking the first time they've seen a competent governor since Ann Richards.

I hear Mamdani's gonna implement Jerry-a Law. No more Seinfeld, Lewis or ice cream.

If your holiday flights are canceled due to the Republican shutdown, at least you won't have to spend Thanksgiving with your Trump-loving racist uncle.

Bad Bunny is nominated for several Grammys, so Trumpers are hosting a White Grammys.

Saw that new Predator movie, then Running Man next week! (oops... meant to post this in 1987)

Meanwhile at the Oval Office...

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Is it the midterms yet?

I guess people really don't like authoritarianism.

Now onto California Prop 69.

Sorry, Trump. You win some, you Newsom! #CaliforniaProp50