Gonna post on the random acts of subreddits for the first time in my life. Wish me luck 🤞🏽

Maybe I should open up like this on my main but I worry I'm annoying without DOOM to protect my identity

I've always felt like I was struggling but never failing. That's changed and I don't really know how to make sense of that.

Do you wonder if things will ever feel okay again?

Abusers don't belong in leftist spaces

she ick on my bod til I crane, or whatever

Like there's no pressure anymore. I can just...be

It's liberating to feel so hopeless about everything

What is love 🎵

still posting on here like it's a 75,000 user web site no apologies. its better this way

cum is the color of your energy

Happy Halloween to those who celebrate head.

imagine having the power to stop unimaginable suffering and being like “nah”

Hubby bubba

when i found out zombies drink the juice right outta ur stomach well that was a real gut punch

Throb with Voltage! I love the internet

Ultimately, each one of us must decide for ourselves what is too fast or too furious

I bet if I sexted with that asteroid I could make it come pretty fast

Oh boy, gonna reserve my copy of kind, slutty, and patient

My niece is really getting into Naruto because I talk about it a lot and I find this new spin off I haven't read it yet but I'm sure she'll enjoy it, believe it

That dude also being named Matt Mercer gets me every time

thinking about becoming a piece of shit

If you see this, quote with a robot that isn't from "Star Wars", "Star Trek", "Doctor Who", or "Transformers".

#artsky How do you get over this need to make your practice be "perfect?" I feel like I'm stuck in a perpetual state of beginner-dom because of this

In cringe we trust.

I'm clinically unfunny. Outside of the clinic, I'm an absolute riot, though.

Another perfect Bluesky exchange

Without cookie me just monster

I made this account to share my nighttime proclivities but it seems like I'm just wisecracking into the ether

chickity china the chinese chicken

This is definitely a golden shower palace

Is this ballroom being made for more golden shower vids?

Normalize being mean to assholes

Met someone from Florida. Hope it's not contagious

Blunk druesky ends?

im so sorry for commenting "real" and "relatable" to all your posts its just that i love you

Dried Mango Teal

They get us

for the rest of the month I implore you: sign off all your emails with kind regourds,

mayonnaisal spray

Fuckmylife6669

Oh snap it's Scorpio season! You know what that means

- Printed out jpgs of nfts - Copies of atlas shrugged - Those allen wrenches you get from IKEA - Pencils from IKEA - those fucking crumbly ass nature valley bars

Does anyone want to DM a fantasy RPG where I get to play as a mentally healthy character?

Thundercunts*

Whatever happened to high production value porn parodies? Fantastic Foursome was right there.

Do you remember when there were things to look forward to?

Vanilla Ice-cream

I think Marc Maron is my real dad

I think Hazel should maybe see a doctor