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This made me chuckle ๐
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@nomagaallowed.bsky.social
always Trump he is a genius
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I had a fight with Batman and I hit him with a teapot and said: โT'pau!โ He said: โDonโt you mean Kapow!โ I said: โNo, I had China in my handโ. ๐๐๐ค
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Paddy finds a mirror in the street, looks in it, and says, "Blimey, I know that face from somewhere!" Murphy grabs it, looks in, and says, "You idiot, Paddy, it's me!" ๐ช๐โโ๏ธ๐๐ปโโ๏ธ๐๐คฆ๐ปโโ๏ธ๐ช
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A shop assistant fought off an armed robber with his labelling gun. Police are now looking for a man with a price on his head. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ช๐ค๐๐คฆ๐ปโโ๏ธ
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...Fuk me l've just seen 2 deaf Lesbians walkin down the road, with their hands down each other's knickers... I think they were Lip Reading.
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The little shit next door has just challenged me to a water fight. He thinks I've chickened out but Iโm just waiting for the kettle to boil ๐
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My friend Phillip had his lip removed last week. Now we just call him Phil.
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So I was doing a crossword in the pub and said to my Scottish mate, "I'm stuck on this one: "trapped on a desert island," eight letters, starting with M." He said "Itโs Marooned." I said "oh ok, I'll have a pint of lager then please!" ๐๐
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I forgot to pay my monthly Scrabble Club subscription.. Now they're sending me threatening letters. ๐ก๐ซฃ๐
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A woman got stopped in a supermarket today for buying 10kg of ice cream, 31 tins of fruit, 3 boxes of wafers and 3 litres of raspberry sauce..... the security guard accused her of unnecessary stockpiling. He said: โYou have enough ingredients in your trolley for a month of sundaesโ. ๐ง๐๐ฎ๐๐ค๐๐คฆโโ๏ธ๐๐จ
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My girlfriend laughed when I told her I was building a car out of spaghetti. You shouldโve seen her face when I drove pasta. ๐โโ๏ธ๐๏ธ๐ค๐๐คฆโโ๏ธ
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I pulled a fairground bird at the pub last night, she asked me did I want to go back to herโs for a good timeโฆshe wasnโt kidding I went on the dodgems, waltzers, ghost train and came home with a fucking goldfish.
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I tried counting sheep to get to sleep last night. I got to 500 then lost interest so went back home and got into bed. ๐๐๐๐คฆโโ๏ธ๐๐ด๐ค๐โโ๏ธ๐๐
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Just had a detective knock on my door saying he was looking for a man with one eye. I told him if he used both he'd probably find him a lot quicker. ๐ ๐๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ๐๐ก
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