The L in Local in our name here has been corrected thanks to an anonymous consumer watchdog complaint. Now Tom who lives at 1314 Wallaby Way has been sacked. Tom will continue to receive his pension but no longer qualify for the Halibut Eating Contest Raffle.

Our security analyst has concluded their cybersecurity sweep of the Fediverse and has submitted the report to the people to whom the report is submitted.

Union’s up and runnin’, folks.