Where is Alex Pretti's phone

If you've never in your life worked a shit job, I don't trust you

This Melania movie sounds like the worst film to ever be made. I'd imagine even bad film aficionados like @frankconniff.bsky.social could only even be persuaded to make fun of it at gunpoint, much less watch it

Tenney s a trash human being. My former Rep. Vicious and malevolent

Ah. The buck stops somewhere else.

The son of Erick continues to raise ethical questions about the secret CIA project to grow semi-sentient hams in laboratories

It's interesting, if that is the word, that Trump is citing the need to deter Russia for a reason to seize Greenland, when Russian media is giddily cheering him on

There are thousands of people in Greenland? Would not fuck with them. They're even from farther north than Minnesota.

So I guess everyone had Miami-Indiana in the national championship game

Is it too soon to observe that the passing of Bob Weir is just water over the bridge

It's easy to get cynical but remember that in the day the Floyd protests were so scary to US fascists because people of all races and classes were disgusted by the obvious injustice

The best four teevee shows this year, in a year of great TV shows: Pluribus Andor Severance Say Nothing Say Nothing is the best of the four. There can be no serious argument as to this point.

You know they're not lying when they say the Venezuela attack was about law enforcement because every state trooper on a speed trap is armed with a Tomahawk missile

Canada better watch out, because the US is now run by the kind of juvenile idiots who would think a two front war is Strategic Genius

Wait till these pricks find out almost everyone in the world thinks they're dummies

Nollaig shona duit motherfuckers

Wait, BARI WEISS turned out to be a total shit how startling

Texas A&M obviously lost to Miami because of DEI

Wow I guess the records don't lie and that all this Epstein stuff is Bill Clinton's fault how persuasive

I know this may cause a fuss But you know that B+? Perhaps it could be An A minus? Ballad of the Semester's End

Gulf of Tonkin Mexico America

And the President of the United States enters his Miss Havisham phase

A fun thing for Putin is that if Trump can invade Venezuela citing this BS, the dumb pretexts for Russia attacking Ukraine suddenly look halfway plausible

So, uh, we're about to invade... Venezuela? The fuck?

Christ this asshole.

AI is a great "idea machine"! It gave my students the great idea to submit papers that are full of fake quotes and imaginary sources!

What if you crawled up your own ass as far as your uvula

So, the Bondi Beach atrocity, the Brown shootings, the horror of the Reiner killings... and that guy said that shite. Hearts grown brutal

I dunno my family has been in the US for a century and a half and we still very much dislike the fucking English

States Rights! Trump Offers Symbolic Pardon for Clerk Convicted of Election Tampering www.nytimes.com/2025/12/11/u...

Wow you can just sense the real true love between them talk about chemistry hot stuff

Fucking incredible. Footie fans are nuts, but who'd come here knowing you'll be at threat of arrest at any moment?

Watching a video of Mamdami being interviewed on a downtown street and the most New York thing ever is all the passerby glancing over and going like "huh, new mayor" and just going on about their business. So clear that That Guy deeply resents that at the end of the day he Could Not Make It Here

Is this real? The fuck? www.huffpost.com/entry/rubio-...

That RFK and Duffy did that pull-ups thing is weird, but to be fair, I think Trump would win a Pull-Ups contest against all comers

The GOP women are revolting

I know one toddler who has a bright future as a monstrous sociopath

Cocaine is a hell of a drug

They are but rats fighting in a hole

This fits. Tiny hands, tiny steering wheel.

I want to vomit. Wrong wrong wrong shameful - I will hate you forever

Winter comes and time to break out the humidifier or I get messed up sinuses. It's drier up here than Mrs Shapiro

Trump is going to pardon the pipe bomber isn't he

Bring back leaded gas!

And "anti-woke" achieves its apotheosis

I hate and oppose anyone calling for "remigration" and wish them calamity and misery

"Swamp Sweep." Between the GI Joe cosplay and the dumb name, these dopes give off a definite middle school vibe. Clowns everywhere

So messed up that the neonazis are using "combat antisemitism" to commit fascism

HE DID JAN 6 the fuck is wrong with this dumb country

It's like a reverse Cask of Amontillado