Yo, suspending my campaign, you can still send donations tho

Satellite Images prove that many "residents" of Greenland wear HATS, a privilege they only enjoy because the US Military defends the Border between Greenland and Mexico FOR FREE. I hereby impose a Hat Tariff upon the nation of Sardinia effective IMMEDIATELY

I hereby DEMAND that everybody in Spain DESIST from using the letter "D" or I shall IMPOSE TARIFFS, see if I don't

This shreds www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Akl...

Why the fuck would anyone go to Montana

Starting to wonder if maybe Mitch McConnell has a skeleton in his coffin

Pindick on the streets of London

The Cask of Amontillanoitchmconville

Dated: Shrodinger's Cat New Hotness: McConnell's Coffin

Sweetly, I think the international community as a whole is collectively saying about England-Mexico, "At least that nice fella Kier Starmer is going out with a win." Hugz

Oh lovely, a new way to make the entire world despise us, the only renewable energy resource we get to use

A good ice pop in July is the exact theological opposite of cold wet socks in January Fight me

Every Catholic convert is attracted to the assumed dogma that God WANTS them to be an insufferable asshole Actual Catholics build homes for the rural poor or help poor families in NYC arrange dignified ends for their loved ones Vance is such a fucking asshole and God thinks he's a dick

I hereby announce my retirement from the Supreme Court of the United Staes of America

In general I'm against profiling, but one look at this guy and I'm like "yep, that's our sex pest"

"American President Obsesses Over Bullshit as War, Disease, Ecological and Financial Ruin Loom" is I think an Important Story

"Most important story" holding up a lot of load bearing weight right there

A bigger problem is equating criticism of what Israel is inflicting on Palestine with antisemitism. The article mentions approximately zero examples of actual antisemitism, as opposed to "giving feelings" of it. And I've read "US Jews desert Dems over Israel" articles since the 90s

Maybe the wreck of the Reflecting Pool is functioning for Trump like that portrait functioned for Dorian Gray? Would not surprise in the slightest

Good news! Remember this chonky young injured peregrine falcon from the other day who got stuck on a hotel's glass roof? Well...

Can't talk to a working class fellow without them going on and on about how tonal arguments are just SO fuckin' elitist

I guess a rare upside to Google becoming pure AI garbage is it's now harder to look up "Isaac Chotiner." This is savage www.newyorker.com/news/q-and-a...

Injured young peregrine falcon on Cincinnati hotel roof. Heroic rescue attempts underway. Will post updates. Suspend all other news watching, this is a matter of National Importance

Truly the sporting event of the evening that will be long remembered. Sorry, Knicks fans

8 seconds left in this basketball game, so expect this to last at least 45 minutes

Enough proof to me that throwing all tech billionaires into work camps and giving their stolen cash to immigrants and trans kids would be Good For America!

Would be amusing if ripping Trump's name off the Kennedy Center gets a bigger crowd than his stupid White House backyard bum fight

Christ

Immigrants MUST assimilate! If immigrants try to assimilate they are cringe NERDS!

Driving home about 6:15 tonight. Kid in the passenger seat. Red light. Look over at the next car over, see something amazing. Shake kid awake for confirmation. Verbatim: "Hey, am I hallucinating, or is that guy in the pickup over there eating soup?" Kid looks, say "he is, wow."

I wasn't aware that George Floyd was British. Live and learn I suppose

45 years. Remember Bobby Sands. Always be on the side of the prisoners and hunger strikers. Gov. Sherrill Demands Access to ICE Facility as Hunger Strike Widens www.nytimes.com/2026/05/25/n...

Wait what the fuck is going on in this photo

"Corpse Releases Postmortem"

On the last thebugle.bsky.social, @alicefraser.bsky.social said something like "remember, billionaires are people too. People who need to be run through with pitchforks." Alice Fraser is one pithy motherfucker

From a community college professor: eat my entire ass. I have students who work rural jobs because that's their life. SUNY isn't perfect but it's done much better for the world than the fucking Ivy League A Cattle Ranch Is Doing What the Ivy League Can’t www.nytimes.com/2026/05/20/o...

A student told me on the QT today that I have a rep for finding and failing AI papers, and they shouldn't try it. I actually don't like being thought a hardass. But the kid told me "he won't go nuts on you, he'll tell you to just try again."

The utter recklessness of these smug idiots is gobsmacking. There was never any sensible reason for AI tech to exist

I must say, this story casts grave doubts as to the US Navy's ability to defend Idaho. In my opinion an aircraft carrier must be deployed to Boise IMMEDIATELY apnews.com/article/air-...

Not at all a Churchill fan, but at least unlike Trump he read and wrote books

If you give me $30 I'll build you a wondrous ballroom

Wait, that was TOUCH grass? guess I misheard that. Can someone call an ambulance to my front yard?

These creeps are pathetically terrified of any evidence that government can actually make people's lives better

Um what?

I actually feel for Rudy Giuliani in his terrible hour, and I pray that some gracious healthcare worker will simply pull up the blinds at dawn so that he might experience the rapid final death of his misbegotten kind

Why...?

Dark secret about heterosexual monogamy that lasts over decades: your flirting involves competitively trying to gross each other out over the disgusting things going on with our bodies

Among the gems here is that Dawkins thinks "Claudia" (saints preserve) is awesome because it said his draft novel is brilliant, never mind that AI always flatters the user to absurd lengths. No bigger sucker than the dope who thinks he's far too smart to get suckered

The Supreme Court has ruled that racism doesn't exist because if it did rich white people would feel guilty about it