Um. I just heard about THAT email. Talk about PLOT TWIST!

I want to make this my ringtone.

I’m trying to do a spot of after dinner marking, but a certain someone is not letting me. It must be a sign. 😉 #PackItIn #TeachersPet

Performative Male. Did I get the meme right? All the kids are doing it. 😉 #onpoli

Just got back from seeing Weapons with the son. It was solid. Not too scary, but well paced and intriguing. It held my interest for the whole two hours. That’s a good sign that it’s a good movie. 😉My son loved it too. His first horror movie at the theater. He was happy. #Weapons

Took advantage of $5 movie day and took the kids to see Superman. I went in with no expectations and having read nothing about it prior. I ended up loving it! My kids were loving it too. Highly recommend.

Hazy and hot today. ☀️🌊⛱️

Back to School Teacher Starter Pack for #onted (Elementary Panel) in 2025:

Yay! First beach day of the season. Nice and calm.

It doesn’t matter what the price is if we aren’t planning on going there in the first place. 😂 #FuckTrump

I also fixed Pierre’s fake badge while I was at it. 😉

I made improvements. 😉

Looks like Doug’s taken branding lessons from Lecce.

Had dental surgery yesterday, but it’s this stupid chlorhexidine mouthwash that is going to be the death of me. 🤢🤮

I think I’m getting the hang of making TikTok videos. It’s good to take up new hobbies. It keeps one young. 😉 #cdnpoli

😂 #cdnpoli

💩 #cdnpoli #onpoli

Um. #cdnpoli #onpoli

Happy last day to my fellow educators! We did it! #onted

Look ma! I made my first ever TikTok! I’m venturing into uncharted waters. 😉 #cdnpoli

내가 했어!

Baring my soul at the bad place.

I made it better. 😉 #onpoli #cdnpoli

Have you seen this Captain Canada bullshit? What the fuck? 🤢 #onpoli #cdnpoli

Ok, I see you Don Davies. 👀As a lifelong NDP voter (except for this last election) I hereby give up ever voting for this party again. This is pure stupidity. Good luck building the party back up, you’re going to need it. #cdnpoli Boy, do I miss Jack. What could have been. 😢

WTF is Ontario Day?

My proposal: Every sitting MPP who voted for Bill 124 can get a 1% raise. We can call it the “Them Apples” raise. 😉 #onpoli

The wasps are out. I have a new sport to play at the end of the school day 👉 Dodging wasps to get in my car. I must have looked ridiculous to anyone watching as I was running and ducking around my car trying to get my bags and myself in without having a wasp fly in and join me. 😂

Oh #Shelburne, never change. 😂🤣 I especially like the masked stuffed sheep in the backseat. This old lady is committed to the bit. 😉

So much crying from Pierre’s Alberta fan boys.

Saw my first real life cyber truck in rural Dufferin County. Ugliest thing I’ve ever seen - and I’ve seen Pierre trying to smile. 😉

I can’t help myself sometimes.

I’m happy to re-embrace the Canadian flag in solidarity against Trump. But, not going to lie - I still side-eye Canadian flags flying off car windows.

I’ll be happy when this election is over and we can get a break from theses stupid slogans. #NeverVoteConservative #NeverPoilievre #cdnpoli

Hi friends! Sorry I’ve been away. I’m weak. I’ve been having too much fun pissing off the Pierre fuck boys over at the bad place. I fell off the “trying to be good” wagon. Maybe I’ll try again after the election. I still love this place tho! 😘 I just love being a dick a little more right now. 😏

Get ready for some more fun #DufferinCounty! #ONstorm #icestorm

Trees falling down all around us in Dufferin County. Power out everywhere. We’ve been lucky, and our little pocket has managed to keep power on. Knock on wood! What a mess. #ONstorm #icestorm

Ooooh. The power … she is flickering on and off up here. Fun times! #DufferinCounty #ONstorm #icestorm

More ice! Some areas of Dufferin County have now lost power. #ONstorm #icestorm

Freezing rain. Got a coating of ice. How are you all fairing? #onstorm #icestorm #ontario

Had a special little friend get upset with me today because I dared to ask them to put on their coat for the cold weather outside. I was told I was too bossy and needed to “find a hobby, like Pokémon”. 🤣 I’ll get right on that, friend.

Bam!💥

Phew!

This “attack” on JD Vance by these old folks reminds me of the time that Oostergoof called the police on the grannies reading books at his office. Do y’all remember that? Those were simpler times. #Reminiscing

I mean, if Americans just stopped using fentanyl there wouldn’t be a problem. You know, like guns. #ElbowsUp #ViveLeCanada #BuyCanadian

Wayne Gretzky’s wines should have been removed from LCBO shelves along with American booze today. LCBO workers have messaged me to say they are getting bottom shelf treatment 💪 he’s on the boycott list.

Look what I saw popping up in my local grocery store. “Prepared in Canada” is still a bit iffy. I’d like to see signs that show Canadian companies. But, this is a step in the right direction. #BuyCanadian

So many people recommending different ones. 😂 You can tell Canadians are serious about boycotting American goods, with so many options available to us in such a short time. I guess I’ll play around with a few to see which suits me best. #BuyCanadian #ElbowsUpCanada

QUESTION: So, I want that app that lets you scan barcodes to see if a product is Canadian. But, I go to the App Store and there’s so many. Who has one? Which is the best? What do you recommend? #ElbowsUp #BuyCanadian

Fave insult of the day #2 (from the other place) How did he know? 😂