Mind, manners, and morals. What are three things that Trump never had, Alex.

Do you think that when Kash Patel saves up enough money to buy a hotel franchise, he will leave the FBI? ICE Shootings

Ted Cruz is speaking in Dallas about the shootings at an ICE Field Office. He says he is tired of getting his Cancun Vacations interrupted by work. ICE Shootings

I knew some people who tried to join ICE, but they didn't meet the qualifications. Their IQ was over 50. ICE Shootings

Trump threatens to sue ABC because they told him the Kimmel show was canceled. This was like his suing his parents when he was 25 after they stopped giving him gifts from "Santa Claus".

If MAGAs are young enough and lucky enough, maybe someday, they can work for a corporation owned by one of Charlie Kirk's children.

Mar a Lago Golf Club and Massage Parlor Donald J. Trump, Proprietor Trump and Epstein

Trump's trouble at the UN was caused by his paying his people less than illegal immigrants are paid. Trump and Epstein

After graduating from Wharton, Trump was accepted into the prestigious Soviet School of Espionage (SSE). He never attended, however, because he went to Moscow, Idaho by mistake. Trump and Epstein

I bet the bronze statue of Trump is smarter than the real man. Trump and Epstein

During the Vietnam War, Trump would crawl around under the tables of New York bars on Friday and Saturday nights that were mostly occupied by women while saying "Excuse me. I seemed to have lost my Congressional Medal of Honor."

Trump also declared extraterrestrials to be a terrorist organization because he said they have been after him since he was a child. Secret Service

I would advise pregnant women to not take whatever it was that Trump's mother took before he was born. Tylenol

While Trump was speaking to the UN, did anyone else but me expect him to hold up a sign that showed his phone number as BR 549?

If Trump thinks antifa is against him, wait until he figures out that so is Batman and Robin. Secret Service

Charlie Kirk was in the same league as faith healer Oral Roberts who switched to running hospitals when he learned that there was federal money available for them.

Charlie Kirk said that going to college is not required. You can make lots of money as a Grifter without the benefit of higher education.

What Trump doesn't know about medicine will fill up all the hospitals in America. Tylenol

Trump doesn't have a MD degree. They wouldn't even let him in a MBA program because he couldn't spell it. Tylenol

At the Charlie Kirk Memorial Trump told his widow that (1) he could turn her $12M into $25M for a small fee and (2) he needed someone to help him put ointment onto his swollen ankles.

If Trump ever meets up with Charlie Kirk again, I am sure the ambient temperature will be much higher than that of Arizona in the summertime.

Trump must be facing his mortality. He is asking to be buried in an asbestos coffin.

While walking together, Melania asked Kate Middleton if she had to star in a lot of porn movies to be considered for the future Queen job.

Trump says, "Charlie Kirk's message has not been silenced, but let's talk about me instead of him."

To honor her husband and help MAGAs find jobs in a post immigrant America, Erika Kirk is founding the "Charlie Kirk Sod-Laying School". Five days a week, 8 hours a day, for 6 weeks they will be inundated with the concept of "green side up", "green side up".

How can Charlie Kirk's wife take over Turning Point when she should be at home taking care of her husband and children?

I believe that Charlie Kirk wasn't as much like Jesus as he was P. T. Barnum. Jimmy Kimmel Disney Politics

Trump will never stop watching the Disney Channel. He keeps hoping that Hannah Montana will come back. He liked to watch it with Jeffrey Epstein. Disney Politics Jimmy Kimmel

Trump can't take a joke, but apparently Melania can. Disney Politics

Charlie Kirk practiced the art of political performance. It was very profitable for him.

I knew some people who tried to join ICE, but they didn't meet the qualifications. Their IQ was over 50. Tom Homan

Keir Starmer announced that the UK, Canada, and Australia will recognize the State of Palestine. Trump still hasn't recognized his State of Confusion.

Trump says that TV comedians are not allowed to make fun of him and if they do, he'll tell his mother on them. #FCC

Do you think that Tom Homan had to give Trump that $50,000 to get it swept under the rug?

I heard that Tom Homan asked for asylum at the Mexican border, but he was denied entrance to the country.

We know that Tom Homan didn't spend that money on cosmetic surgery.

There's a pastor in my town complaining about an apartment complex near his parsonage accepting Section 8 tenants. This from a guy who is living off of donations.

There is a Homan in the current administration. His first name is Tom. There is also a Howoman. Her first name is Melania. Tom Holman

I don't believe in bitcoin, but I have accumulated several bags of COSTCO's Columbian Supremo coffee.

Trump is now charging $100K per year for H1-B visas. US companies will now find it cheaper to have a high-tech related office in every country in the world but this one. #ANTIFA

Trump has turned service in the National Guard into a permanent garbage detail. MAGAs can't get in because you have to read at a fifth-grade level. #ANTIFA

Massive banners with Trump's face are drawing thousands of rats into DC. #ANTIFA

Trump wants to change the First Amendment to "Don't make the President cry!". #FCC

In his mind, Hegseth thinks that he was denied promotion opportunities because he is white. Could it be that he was denied promotion opportunities because he is a drunk?

Trump seems all upset and out-of-sorts. He must have bitten a hole in his Putin blow-up doll again.

Brendan Carr thinks that if he can't read the Constitution, he doesn't have to uphold it. #FCC

When is Trump going to start using cellophane tape to hold the corner of his mouth up? #ANTIFA

Trump is trying to retroactively get Captain Kangaroo banned from TV because he thinks that Bob Keeshan was trying to turn Bunny Rabbit against him. #ANTIFA

RFK Jr. doesn't want anything injected into the body except heroin. #ACIP

If Trump gets by with this, the name should be changed from Supreme Court to Kangaroo Court.