I fucking hate videogames that assume u know how shit works cause « surely you’ve learned this in other games » NO BITCH I’M A DUMBASS, just finished playing one and the end chart is like « you healed 0 times » BITCH THERE WAS A HEAL???????

I have to shop for an electrician to replace old wiring in my old house but all I wanna do is doodle little guys on shrink plastic.... can these two meet in the middle somewhere...

Caught my two cats getting along and the grumpy one immediately tried to run for it

Not the credit card guy being like ok I'll list off all your latest purchases and flag what seems out of place - and then proceeding to read off my 39 uber eats orders from this week lmao LISTEENNNN

Can anyone suggest cute Plant names I regret this

Sleeping extremely hard for a guy who does nothing except poop and try to eat plants all

My wife found a naked Sans Undertale at goodwill on its 10th year anniversary. Go topless today, for Sans

I have been holding on to these since they came out and wore them maybe once - figured someone out there would give them a lot more love ;0; ? This is the old advert, I'll post pics below - just curious if anyone'd be interested, before I ebay? Tanktop not long sleeves - size M Leggings - size L

I have been holding on to these since they came out and wore them maybe once - figured someone out there would give them a lot more love ;0; ? This is the old advert, I'll post pics below - just curious if anyone'd be interested, before I ebay? Tanktop not long sleeves - size M Leggings - size L

He started this

Im trying to resist buying a really pricey advent calendar but also xmas is my fave holiday and my blood pressure has been through the roof and im feeling insane and maybe I do deserve A Little Treat in these times of fuck it all to hell

cry u baby

I wanna shave my eyebrows im over it

The Thrift Gods smiled upon me on this day

Hyping myself up for what is likely to be a difficult week lmao its hard not to already get stressed out - but I will survive and be fine. DOING IT FOR H E R

I’ve been so upset cause a neighbor’s been playing loud ass music for days and then while on a walk we found out it wasnt that neighor at all, but a huge EDM festival a couple blocks away lmao MAKES SENSE CARRY ON

Thanks Minecraft for reminding me to get a mammogram

I've been replaying Death Stranding 1 after I finished DS 2 cause I had forgotten so much of what happened in the first game lmao - and like if you didn't wanna play 2 cause you didn't enjoy the first - I'm telling you, super honestly, I LOVED the second one!!! Please give it a chance !! TRUST ME

i lost access to my minecraft account cause I lost access to the microsoft account I used only for the game and minecraft is saying ask microsoft and microsoft is just lol bye bitch, idiot, fucking dumbass bitch, DUMBASS so I guess I cant minecraft anymore

My younger brother took this while spectating in Headliners and boy I wish the screenshot could've captured the WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT I screamed when it landed in front of me lmao im cryIIIINGGG

8D

.... I'm so excited for christmas already.... help

Lunch time

Mid 2025 self portrait Everything gr8

Shout out to this diva

He’s just a little guy

Add me 👀👀👀👀 lets trade !!!!

I’m ready to deliver the cargo

I haven’t gotten my hair dyed in months and the amount of new grey hairs that popped up is insane lmao - I feel too young in my heart to be this salt-and-pepper but also I’m not sure if I wanna cover it up? CONFLICTED

how i feel telling my wife about how I patched up the 3x3 hole in my drywall

I’m a wildlife photographer now

Home ownership is good for my self confidence, I fixed the water fountain we have in the backyard and I feel -amazing- (yes I was also the one to break it but shutthefuckup)

Nothing hurts me more than seeing one person go in for a handshake and the other person go in for a fistbump

I miss them sometimes

We’re in Montreal for comiccon and we stopped by a few antique stores on the way and I got these 😭🙏

his little concerned honks 😭💖

Almost done… move starts at 7am tomorrow 8) help

So many boys to pack

Packin up the boys

No uglies allowed

Deciding on formal wear for the condo sale

I helped out an old dude at the hardware store (he was asking for help to someone who worked there who didn’t know if they had the item, but I did cause I looked for that same item weeks ago lmao) - anyways he thanked me and asked if I still lived with my parents

Got the keys to my new house ahhhhhh the previous owner left us a bunch of patio furniture and all I’ll ever need to care for the beautiful garden she blessed us with 😭💖🙏 I’m so so happy I don’t even have the words. How is this for real

I’m at a new breakfast place in town and the milkshakes need to relax

My wife is visiting family so I started playing Fantasy Life on switch, this is my new wife

Theres a burnt grass dick n balls in my yard i cant wait to move

On my way

I started weight training again 3 times a week and tried to add cardio/cycling on off days but tbh just a bit too much right now lmao but YEAH!! I feel good I’m ready for another 4 weeks and I hope the move at the end of the month doesn’t disrupt my routine too much 😭🙏

She turns 19 today 😭🙏my babyyy