Man fuck that guy

It's Anxiety Paralysis Tuesday!!! ✌️😘👉👈🥰

I can’t anymore with recipe videos that have like chocolate peanut butter and banana and the person is like OMG THIS WAS SO GOOD … bruh no shit its fucking chocolate peanut butter and banana what do you MEAAAAN you look SHOCKED ….. YOUTUBE THUMBNAIL FACE YOU WONT BELIEVE HOW GOOD THIS IS go away

View from my office window this morning, merry christmas yall

I started chopping up the pumpkins and he looks so sad??? Halloween is over son PLEASE

Turning this guy into soup today

Now I understand why birds stopped eating at this specific feeder for weeks after I filled it up

First snow just started, think of me in these difficult times

"I don't understand why the doctor didn't believe me when I said I was born in 85" - I'm literally dressed like this

I just got my first trick or treater at the house im CRYINGGG I didnt make many candy bags cause in the 9 places I've lived here I've had like no more than 5 ppl come by lmao BUT now I'm in a cute house, family neighborhood, let's GO!!!!!! PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!

I'm depressed cause im stressed about money so I wanna work on commissions to make money but im too depressed to work so this is Really Cool

I dont wanna put her outside anymore

everytime i draw lately I can only draw this fucking face, this is the only emotion i want and need to communicate

I forgot we were at a Vegan restaurant and when the waitress asked if I wanted soy almond or coconut milk in my latte I said “oh just normal milk” lmfao kill me

Divas acquired, i love secondhand stores

Aight I think that’s enough thrifting for today

That’s fucked up

No one wants to go to the gym with me and im tired of making that my excuse to not go - at the same time I'm very scared to go by myself and partnering up would make it easier to stay motivated >8') I figured app/community support would fill that void but it doesn't

I fucking hate videogames that assume u know how shit works cause « surely you’ve learned this in other games » NO BITCH I’M A DUMBASS, just finished playing one and the end chart is like « you healed 0 times » BITCH THERE WAS A HEAL???????

I have to shop for an electrician to replace old wiring in my old house but all I wanna do is doodle little guys on shrink plastic.... can these two meet in the middle somewhere...

Caught my two cats getting along and the grumpy one immediately tried to run for it

Not the credit card guy being like ok I'll list off all your latest purchases and flag what seems out of place - and then proceeding to read off my 39 uber eats orders from this week lmao LISTEENNNN

Can anyone suggest cute Plant names I regret this

Sleeping extremely hard for a guy who does nothing except poop and try to eat plants all

My wife found a naked Sans Undertale at goodwill on its 10th year anniversary. Go topless today, for Sans

I have been holding on to these since they came out and wore them maybe once - figured someone out there would give them a lot more love ;0; ? This is the old advert, I'll post pics below - just curious if anyone'd be interested, before I ebay? Tanktop not long sleeves - size M Leggings - size L

I have been holding on to these since they came out and wore them maybe once - figured someone out there would give them a lot more love ;0; ? This is the old advert, I'll post pics below - just curious if anyone'd be interested, before I ebay? Tanktop not long sleeves - size M Leggings - size L

He started this

Im trying to resist buying a really pricey advent calendar but also xmas is my fave holiday and my blood pressure has been through the roof and im feeling insane and maybe I do deserve A Little Treat in these times of fuck it all to hell

cry u baby

I wanna shave my eyebrows im over it

The Thrift Gods smiled upon me on this day

Hyping myself up for what is likely to be a difficult week lmao its hard not to already get stressed out - but I will survive and be fine. DOING IT FOR H E R

I’ve been so upset cause a neighbor’s been playing loud ass music for days and then while on a walk we found out it wasnt that neighor at all, but a huge EDM festival a couple blocks away lmao MAKES SENSE CARRY ON

Thanks Minecraft for reminding me to get a mammogram

I've been replaying Death Stranding 1 after I finished DS 2 cause I had forgotten so much of what happened in the first game lmao - and like if you didn't wanna play 2 cause you didn't enjoy the first - I'm telling you, super honestly, I LOVED the second one!!! Please give it a chance !! TRUST ME

i lost access to my minecraft account cause I lost access to the microsoft account I used only for the game and minecraft is saying ask microsoft and microsoft is just lol bye bitch, idiot, fucking dumbass bitch, DUMBASS so I guess I cant minecraft anymore

My younger brother took this while spectating in Headliners and boy I wish the screenshot could've captured the WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT I screamed when it landed in front of me lmao im cryIIIINGGG

8D

.... I'm so excited for christmas already.... help

Lunch time

Mid 2025 self portrait Everything gr8

Shout out to this diva

He’s just a little guy

Add me 👀👀👀👀 lets trade !!!!

I’m ready to deliver the cargo

I haven’t gotten my hair dyed in months and the amount of new grey hairs that popped up is insane lmao - I feel too young in my heart to be this salt-and-pepper but also I’m not sure if I wanna cover it up? CONFLICTED

how i feel telling my wife about how I patched up the 3x3 hole in my drywall

I’m a wildlife photographer now