Gender affirming ice cream binge (I’m trying to to kill myself)

“whimpering suits you really well”

Oath keeper vibrates

they call me trans jesus the way I rise women from dead men

“Crass? No honey that’s what class looks like and I’m schooling you”

They say your network is your net worth and sweetie I be fucking every dollar

“I draw knots for the money”

If there’s one thing I learned from pluribus it’s that scrambled eggs are made with milk

Thinking about the girl who hit the 3 in 200 chance and drunkenly ranted about pronouns to 2 trans women

(wokely) [beats women]

Bite this dawg like it a dollar fifty

“She’s kind of a freak and by freak I mean normal”

“Hearing the breath leave your body is so hot” - my benevolent Handler

Handler here, we’re putting her down

I CANNOT be trusted with the female form who thought it was a good idea to give me this [grabs my boobs] HONK HONK and this [pushes my hands down my waist] WOOOSH and this [tugs on my dick] WAAOOW WAAOOW

Handler here, puppy was goofy one too many times so I’m about to make her take her Vyvance - pic related

Injecting the Pass directly in to my veins

It’s drip or drown and puppy just got of the gene pool

Broke: every woman needs some dick in her life (misogynist) Woke: every woman needs some dick in her life (gay)

My Handler informed me, while I was reading warhound under her desk, that I have won

Free range snuff bait Home grown organic snuff bait

What’s the difference between hot sauce and salsa?

Vote veto vore

When the world treats you like a dog: bark

Tummy hort

Puppy needs it’s shit snuffed

The average woke woman cannot handle two (2) trannys calling each other faggots in public

Is that a gock in your pants or are, is that a gock in your pants or, is that a gock, is that a gock… uhhhh I’m happy to see you

I love my broken women with dicks

Life is miserable and then you get some dick sometimes

Kirkland brand girl cock

Meter pringle

Babe my boobs are sore can you massage them with your teeth

Babe my nipples itch can you scratch them with your tongue

I don’t discriminate I chase male men too

Anyone down to hate fuck

I’m detransitioning because being trans no longer brings me grief

@katie.bzky.team for clock content @useless.pet for yearn slop

Distance was invented by god as a way to hurt lesbians.

“Everything wrong with being a woman is because of men”

B

Takeing a massive shit always makes me feel bad because it reminds me that I’ll never give birth 😔😔😔

Reflecting on my time in Boy Scouts and how there was always rampant stealing on camp outs I think it’s symbolic of how authoritarian/ religious extremism fails to teach morality like being poor and relying on the generosity of others to survive might

Haven’t showered in 4 days, just did a triple take of my stank, this estrogen thing is dangerous

Life is short but the organic strawberries

“Usually I don’t yearn but when I do I soak my panties at work”

lateshit twinkhon

Call me gay sniper the way I have a plan to fuck everyone I meet

Good morning everytranny