holy fuck can youtube work alright someone pull the plug shut it all down tear down the internet its time to wrap it all up

i should learn wtf neocities actually is it sounds like i might be able to make something truly horrid on there

one of the few things to make me reconsider blowing up the earth with a comically large bomb is rodents what marvelous creatures to behold i wonder why growing up anyone ever thought id pick being a man over a rat stupid question!

I had an emergency trip to the ER a few months ago that left me with a medical bill I’m struggling to cover (where I found out about a partial blockage in my heart). If you can’t donate, sharing helps just as much. 💕 If I can't get help I know I will eventually pay it off gofund.me/e3fcdebac

my eyes be burning as one coukd say shit be dry yo absolute horseshit

i keep seeing posts that accurately describe something about me or my life and it just makes me think, am i that fucking boring? how did john internet man know i keep one door of my closet open at all times. how???

journalings cool and all but im probably gonna write about my secret heists one day and then ill have incriminating evidence the evil government could use against me

windows 11 is SABOTAGING me from switching to linux shit do be kinda desperate

proof that nobody asked for but i felt the need to show off so no doubt could be placed upon my person

people dont realise how funny it is to not know things sometimes i force myself to forget things because they make something so much less funny other times i just pretend to not know things for silly antics

so much to do with so little time how am i meant to learn juggling with so much shit going on???

what if i like got reallygood at art wouldnt that be fucking awsome dope some may say i would finally stop being lame,,,

im so annoying <3

As far as Sburb specs go, she's a dersite maid of life, her trolltag is ferociousFirstborn (FF), her planet is the land of Diamonds and Coal, and her strife specibus is Cleaverkind! Also she can't communicate her feelings to her crush to save her life.

She's a mutant-blood seadweller and she wears it on her sleeve, which has netted her constant discrimination and culling attempts. She lives in a broken down hive with her lusus the Skullvly, which is a little butterfly that teaches her how to stay out of danger

ok attempt 2 at posting about my Creature: The first of my troll ocs, Naravi!!! She's a silly lil gal who likes making shitty robots (mostly roomba-esque) and reading ancient philosophy.

ew nevermind this is overwhelming

something just happened,,,

crazy how everyones assuming the hawk tuah guy is a guy so insensitive of everyone smh my head

love my parents and all but i hate it when they mention theyre an authority figure why u gotta be like that

youre both washed up

guess who lost their art case on the bus today??? this idiot!!!

yooo guess what i have 30 minutes to finish a word document, google slides thing AND make a kahoot! isnt that fun?

WV for mayor of earth town any objections?

the lengths i go just to avoid interacting with a car should be studied

how come the hawk tuah guy doesnt come visit MY strawpage that nobody in the public knows about?,,,

gmdgdnsdvejw give me free time to draw shit please

i like watching args and they dont TYPICALLY have jumpscares but every now and then the person doing the whatevrr of the arg goes "but then *this* happens" AND I GET JUMPSCARED BY A FUCKING AD BECAUSE I LIKE TO STAY CLOSE TO THE SCREEN DURING ARGS

why do peope just walk up to me and interact with me like im a random npc on their quest wtf

shout out to my goat ruby got me out of class quicker by calling me i would NEVER beat her to death once she got home and a meteor came down on us

why does anyone follow me all i do is post garbage like this

i HAVE drawn more but rubys holding my art hostage

im tired send a meteor to my house once i get there ples

watching homestuck in class rn

the only real issue with my name (other than that i need to explain I DID NOT name myself) is that i cant use the word chaos anymore shits tragic but oh well ive always got synonyms under my belt like mishmash or hodgepodge maybe a bit of bollix who knows certainly not me

unironic over-explanations piss me off why do you do that why do you stray from what *i* want out of you so selfish

seeing people complain about things i want sure is something

my machinations are always at play

the more i think aboutit the more i realize sburb shit would actually be super handy i could make a copy of my bros computer and BOOM! custom puter aquired for just some grist! it doesnt even matter if ill only be able to make copies of stuff in my house do you even KNOW how amazing infinite food is

oh yeah i made the most bare bones strawpage evr i forgot i did that not putting in my desc cus that shit is so unfinished

i wonder why its called gimmicks on strawpage

something just happened,,,,

to become president you should be able to do a kickflip if you cant then you cant be president

i should drop the pendantics but if i did i fear id lose some of my flair, that is if had any! do you know how many people probably talk exactly like me? shits some damn bullshit im tellin you!! how am i meant to be the most interesting person in the world if im just another hotdog taco hamburger???

im so used to talking to people indirectly through another soul of my kin that i feel i may struggle to communicate like a normal human fucking being when posed with such a challenge

if i was good at art id make fanart of bro strider every day

i should die a thousand deaths every time i make a typo on the internet i know nobody cares but im convinced everyone does and judges me for it so i will keep being ashamed of my failures as an idiot on the big internet

something that bothers me in media every now and then that it pops up is that for some reason a last struggle is seen as pathtic when really its not? i chalk this up to people being stupid

i dont remember why i started liking every post i make i had a reason but i dont now! so what do i do?? just stop!?!?!? this always happens to me!!!

cant believe diosys is a womanizer