"Elon Musk Tells Spencer Pratt That America Haters Should Be ‘Exiled Immediately’." What a sad little man. We love America. We just hate its assholes. www.mediaite.com/media/elon-m...

Ted Cruz slams Mamdani for asking NYers to set their AC to 78º - just like TX Gov Greg Abbott and the TX electric utility did Who knew Texas was a socialist paradise? open.substack.com/pub/pittgrif...

Love is in the air - literally

ICE is now on the alert for dangerous criminals sneaking into the US to work as nurses while being nuns Thank God someone is manning the ramparts open.substack.com/pub/pittgrif...

How does this work? Pregnancy tests for tourists? www.mediaite.com/media/stephe...

Trump has rescheduled the July 4 fires to 11 o’clock - after the kids are in bed www.the-independent.com/news/world/a...

MAGA's electoral strategy: "Ignore the wounds we have inflicted on the country. Instead, be very afraid of the imaginary bogeymen we keep making up."

Nothing says 'class' like chain link fencing America might as well show up for her 250th birthday with her dress tucked into her underwear www.mediaite.com/media/news/t...

"Donald" was the 690th most popular boys' name in 2025 Briar, Jasiel, and Zaid were some of the names with more cachet www.parents.com/top-1000-bab...

Under current management, America's customer service has become so bad Canada no longer buys local open.substack.com/pub/pittgrif...

Trump's ego can't handle his defeat (hence the tarps). But it was a defeat. A photo taken last week shows the Kennedy Center facade without Trump's name after it was removed. (Obtained by The Washington Post)

An octogenarian with the bedroom of a bratty teenager open.substack.com/pub/pittgrif...

Trump said the liner applied to the bottom of the Reflecting Pool would last decades It's peeling in less than a month Note: the polluted green water makes it hard to see the extent of the damage MAGA = Make Algae Great Again

This is pathetic Doesn't anyone in this administration have a clue? It's like they sent a guy with a Swiffer to clean up the elephant compound

The tarp covering the removal of Trump's name from the Kennedy Center is still up He is so fragile that the board is probably going to try to keep it up until the miserable man meets his maker

He called it "American Flag Blue." People who aren't colorblind call it "Algae Green." No one is quicker to fail than Trump. It seems experience is an excellent teacher

Trump lawyers argue taking his name off the Kennedy Center means refunding "hundreds of millions of dollars" to donors If it were true (it isn't), that would confirm the donations were a quid pro quo Let them publish a list of people demanding their money back

The value of most cryptocurrencies has gone up and down. Trump's version has just trended down. But some people still bet it would be a success. Why? open.substack.com/pub/pittgrif...

"My stepfather made me kill a man when I was 7" Victor Marx has either had the most astonishing life. Or he is a liar with few equals - a notable feat in today's GOP open.substack.com/pub/pittgrif...

Trump says we have the most dishonest elections in the world We have a Republican President and Congress He obviously didn't think this through

MAGA Mike Johnson has two speeds: Fail and flee Where are all the real men when you need them? open.substack.com/pub/pittgrif...

Trump wants American intelligence to be in the hands of a man who has already provided confidential federal information to attack Trump's opponents This is how we end up with a surveillance state open.substack.com/pub/pittgrif...

Stephen Miller was his usual unpleasant self The Democrats' response was blunt, brief, and Anglo-Saxon: "shut up you ugly f#ck" open.substack.com/pub/pittgrif...

A Texas paradox: The state mythologizes oil and cowboys. Yet it leads the nation in wind-generated power. And cattle ranchers find profit in alternative energy. open.substack.com/pub/pittgrif...

Mike Johnson's head is somewhere where the truth doesn't shine And he learned history at the Stalin Institute of Revisionism open.substack.com/pub/pittgrif...

John Cornyn is a man who cannot follow his own advice.

Reynolds Tobacco gave $5 million to Trump's MAGA Inc. PAC. He gave them permission to sell fruit-flavored vapes - the ones kids prefer (P.S., they also contributed to his ballroom - I wonder what they expect for that?) open.substack.com/pub/pittgrif...

To be a successful liar, it is an asset to sound reasonable In a CNBC interview, Jeff Bezos sounded reasonable open.substack.com/pub/pittgrif...

He voted for Trump in 2024. Now he has to cut back on eating because of skyrocketing food prices He still thinks Trump is the answer to his problems It's hard to understand the logic open.substack.com/pub/pittgrif...

It's tall, tacky, and tasteless - and someone had to make it The story behind the creation of Trump's golden statue open.substack.com/pub/pittgrif...

If billionaires paid a national 5% wealth tax, the top 0.1% would see their share of America's wealth decline from 15% to 14.75% Not only is that survivable, at the rate they amass wealth, it would be only a temporary 'setback open.substack.com/pub/pittgrif...

In 1952, Joe McCarthy told Truman he had "the names of 57 Communists who are in the State Department." On Sunday, acting AG Todd Blanche said he had more on Comey than shells. Republicans lied then. They are lying now. open.substack.com/pub/pittgrif...

MAGA at the trough. Throwing taxpayer money at private prison companies ICE jails cost more per detainee than Las Vegas' Fontainebleau Hotel - and they don't provide casinos, theaters, pools, spas, shops, or wellness centers open.substack.com/pub/pittgrif...

Cultism means saying anything - no matter how stupid it makes you look - to keep the illusion alive

High gasoline prices are a bigger burden on MAGA than on Democrats A word to the not-so-wise. Be careful who you vote for; he might win open.substack.com/pub/pittgrif...

A trophy hunter wanted to kill a yellow-backed duiker so he could display its corpse along with a bunch of other dead animals that had done him no injury Five startled elephants fatally thwarted his ambition open.substack.com/pub/pittgrif...

Vaccinating your children not only protects them, but it also protects your neighbor's children Be a good neighbor - not a selfish git open.substack.com/pub/pittgrif...

A South Carolina bill would give a rapist more reproductive rights than his victim. The law is so hostile to women that even a Republican is "embarrassed." open.substack.com/pub/pittgrif...

The "America First" president crows he's using foreign granite. C'mon MAGA. Are you going to put up with that shite? “Well, it came from Italy, it was carved in Italy, it came from another location. You know where the location is? Africa” www.mediaite.com/media/news/c...

A GOP Rep disappears. His staff says he will make a "full recovery." They don't say from what. open.substack.com/pub/pittgrif...

Why is it astonishing? It's just people making a smart decision. "Really astonishing": Elections expert gobsmacked by new polls for Dems www.rawstory.com/democratic-p...

"I have not yet begun to fight!" - John Paul Jones "I don't know how to fight!" - Pete Hegseth open.substack.com/pub/pittgrif...

The administration's alarmist talk about Iranian nukes is a shameless distraction from the real threat to America's government by the people.

If you are having trouble keeping up with whether the Strait of Hormuz is open or not, you are not alone. The Trump administration has no idea either. www.mediaite.com/media/tv/abs...

Trump went to Arizona to connect with young voters. Few showed up - which was hardly a surprise In 2024, some normally Democratic Hispanic, Black, and young voters were Trump curious. Now most of them wonder what they were thinking open.substack.com/pub/pittgrif...

Republicans once described their fiscal plan as "trickle-down economics". Today, it is better described as "Now you see it. Now you don't".

On Sunday, Trump called Bruce Springsteen "a dried-out old prune." Which raises the question, which one would you rather look like or go out with?