*starts singing* We're no strangers to #Git You know the rules and so do I A force commitment's what I'm thinkin' of You wouldn't merge this from any other guy (congratulations, you've just been Git-rolled)

Let's organize a big music festival like Live Aid in 1985 to support the failed nation #USA in their time of deliciously oval need. LIVE EGG will collect #egg donations from all over the world. *we are the eeeeeegg* *we are the chiiickeeen* Can someone please call Bob Geldof?

I've been pondering the idea of doing a Twitch stream with the title "Sarcastic European with a smug face slowly eating #eggs to spite Americans". I will pay for my reasonably priced eggs with the ad revenue generated by all the users from the #USA causing a shitstorm in my chat.