Baldrick is glad Monday is over 🤦🏻‍♀️ youtu.be/hRv4cdZxTdQ?...

youtu.be/vmezIIrFQmY?... My sons and I visited my parents in Wisbech England this year, they took this pic, admiring old England 🤦🏻‍♀️. They have no idea. Hopefully, no one was offended. It’s the little things you forget to elaborate on.

On the 11th day of Christmas my true love sent to me, 11 pipers piping, 10 lords-a-leaping, 9 ladies dancing, 8 maids-a-milking, 7 swans-a-swimming, 6 geese-a-laying, 5 GOLD RINGS, 4 colly birds, 3 French hens, 2 turtle doves & a partridge in a pear tree. 38 people watched me eat 23 birds to music

On the tenth day of Christmas my true love sent to me, 10 lords-a-leaping, 9 ladies dancing, 8 maids-a-milking, 7 swans-a-swimming, 6 geese-a-laying, 5 GOLD RINGS, 4 colly birds, 3 French hens, 2 turtle doves & a partridge in a pear tree. A lord landed on a French hen; feathers everywhere. Ate them.

On the ninth day of Christmas my true love sent to me, nine ladies dancing, eight maids-a-milking, seven swans-a-swimming, six geese-a-laying, FIVE GOLD RINGS, four colly birds, three French hens, two turtle doves and a partridge in a pear tree. 17 women had a front row seat of me eating 23 birds.

On the eighth day of Christmas my true love sent to me, eight maids-a-milking, seven swans-a-swimming, six geese-a-laying, FIVE GOLD RINGS, four colly birds, three French hens, two turtle doves and a partridge in a pear tree. Thanks maids, needed a drink after eating all those birds.

Tree and Leg Lamp are up, tis the season 😉

On the seventh day of Christmas my true love sent to me, seven swans-a-swimming, six geese-a-laying, FIVE GOLD RINGS, four colly birds, three French hens, two turtle doves and a partridge in a pear tree. They're not a-swimming anymore. Ate them.

On the sixth day of Christmas my true love sent to me, six geese-a-laying, FIVE GOLD RINGS, four colly birds, three French hens, two turtle doves and a partridge in a pear tree. Goose, colly bird, hen, turtle dove, partridge and pear omelette. Yum.

On the fifth day of Christmas my true love sent to me, FIVE GOLD RINGS, four colly birds, three French hens, two turtle doves and a partridge in a pear tree. Ate the birds. Sold the rings. Bought more birds with the money. Ate them too.

Elon Musk and Pete Hesgeth are the kind of tough alpha males that America needs, according to their mommies

On the fourth day of Christmas my true love sent to me, four colly birds, three French hens, two turtle doves and a partridge in a pear tree. Ate them. Tastier than calling birds.

On the third day of Christmas my true love sent to me, three French hens, two turtle doves and a partridge in a pear tree. Ate them. Oh-la-la.

The Christmas tree has arrived on Trafalgar Square! It's a gift to the people of London from the people of Oslo. A tree has been given annually since 1947. Thank you our Norwegian friends 🇳🇴 🎄

Pardon Hunter? GREAT. Now pardon everybody else. Every prosecutor, every Biden administration staffer, every media figure, everybody Trump will persecute. 10,000,000 pardons. At least.

On the first day of Christmas my true love sent to me, a partridge in a pear tree. Ate it.

The problem isn’t government waste. The problem is that billionaires don’t pay taxes.

Ha!!! 😂😂 I see what they did there.

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Sometimes fake history is actually awesome, like the fantastic creations (not AI!) Jeff makes by hand, possibly under threat of cats who are preparing for battle.

I know how to work a camera

Not gonna lie I think we've hit 6

Bringing polio back to own the libs

This is so incredibly fantastic

Saw these bottle lampshades online and couldn’t resist. I’m rather pleased, also act as a stopper, so the bottle doesn’t have to be empty - not that it matters to me 😉.

For my Mothers Day present, I received a Smart Bird Feeder Camera. Here’s our first visitor. Can’t wait for the Blue Jays, Cardinals and Mockingbirds to join the party.

I’ll never ever get used to American portions. I would never dream of asking for a “doggie bag” back in the UK 🇬🇧 ( well I have, to give to homeless). This will take us through the week - fortunately @caecae.bsky.social will take this challenge for the team.

Happy Mothers Day! No cooking tonight.

2/2 Shardlake! The late C.J. Sansom's Tudor detective finally makes it to the small screen - unfortunately before he got a chance to revel in the fact. Repeating characters Shardlake, Jack Barak, and Brother Guy Malton are nothing like I imagined them (or Sansom described), but I enjoyed it.

Good day Bluesky! Today's video treat of the week is brought to you by @claredocherty1.bsky.social I saw it and just had to share it! 😂

youtu.be/DnvFOaBoieE?.... I’m so excited. I’ve ordered the vinyl (saved my pennies) “Smash” by Pet Shop Boys. Grew up with this wonderful duo. Loved every single song. We were never being boring!

Good morning Michael. A sunny Bluesky one here. I started Manhunt on Apple TV. It has good production values and acting so far. I’ll stick with it. Ploughing through Constellations which is confusing (as I guess it’s meant to be) but I’m not really invested in the characters. Some slaps needed.

Hello bluesky! Welcome to Thursday's video treat of the week! Who knew that Charlie Chaplin and (my personal favourite) Buster Keaton once worked together when they were older? I didn't! Enjoy!

Wishing us all a happy March! 🖼️ Eugene Grasset

20 years!! Goodness I love this country. We landed in Boise Idaho 2004 when they were filming this lovely movie. It means so much to me. www.instagram.com/p/C3TVCnzPDH...

Bloody hell, sat outside and I’m reminded it’s December 17, or is it? I know a lot of people love sunshine and warmth - I miss the seasons 😢. People wear puffer jackets 🧥 here when it’s 60 Fahrenheit 🤪. I’m dreaming of a white Christmas, oh whatever. At least I have a cool G&T!

I’m ready for a cosy night in. Houston has finally and temporarily caught up with seasonal weather. Enjoying Lucy Worsley, the Mystery Queen - love Agatha Christie, going back to my stomping ground.

Black Cat, Jane Crowther. #Caturday

Playing “Really Karen?” Board game ♟️. Of course I didn’t win, I’m no Karen 😜

Happy Thanksgiving! I’ve just finished the main course, don’t think I can handle dessert 🏳️.

🖼️ Wistmans Wood, Diana Ashdown.

God bless the French

I’m so proud of my son, he has finally tried Vegemite and he actually likes it - a young man with impeccable taste! Welcome to the dark side @aidanjudd.bsky.social

Never get between people and their coffee. Abigail Adam's account of a woman choke-slamming a coffee merchant because he refused to sell his coffee at a reasonable price. #c18th 🗃️ From the Adams family papers www.masshist.org/dig...

@caecae.bsky.social Mexican Coca Cola tastes better than US, as Mexicans use cane sugar as opposed to US that uses corn syrup. Caelin will kill me if I take a sip. Tempted, sorely tempted.

AND YOU MAY FIND YOURSELF BEHIND THE COLLAR OF A LARGE DAVID BYRNE SUIT AND YOU MAY FIND YOURSELF IN A BEAUTIFUL PARK WITH A BEAUTIFUL RIBBON AND YOU MAY ASK YOURSELF WELL, HOW DID I GET HERE