Chats getting me a certain way

Who likes hairy balls? (reply with your own)

Who else loves when their dick does this?

He’s waking up

Dad cock for FCF

Another message from our ´government’ saying they don’t give a fuck about queer and trans people. ENOUGH OF THIS SHIT! If you don’t want this government out, you’re part of the problem.

Shower fresh :)

Oops. Wet!

Missed the deadline as per usual, so here’s flaccid cock Saturday for you!

Final FCF of 2023. On a Saturday. As per usual 😝

I swear if I don’t get cock today, *something* is going to explode

I always forget that FCF but he’s lively this morning to make up for it

All a bit tight today #chillywilly

Been off for a jog. My penis confirms it’s cold 🤣

Always seem to forget #FCF so here’s me on a late contribution 😜

I hope flaccid Friday becomes a thing, they’re my fave!

Did I miss @andybitesdog.bsky.social FCF? #highlightsoftheweek

Did I miss @andybitesdog.bsky.social FCF? #highlightsoftheweek

Apparently on Fridays, we show our cocks #FCF

Nothing hotter than bumping into ex-Twitter mates who are more liberal with their nudity in here

Once again, please accept my apologies for missing FCF. 😜 Happy Saturday all!

New undies

Well it’s Friday! #flaccid for FCF

Having a commando day

Wanting

FOMO on the London Pride run this year :(

Enjoying FCF. How about a ‘watch me wee Wednesday’? 😜

I haven’t seen @andybitesdog.bsky.social’s FCF yet but thought it was time to slip mine in…

I made you coffee

I’m a bush fan, but do you think it’s time for a trim team?

I see you hump day, and raise you a wet willy Wednesday

Lycra unders for todays run

Easy Like Sunday Morning

If anyone else says to me “but it’s good for the garden” when it’s been raining continuously for 24 fucking hours 🤯