Ya I got a hot take on that

Truly grateful to been bestowed these massive vases for my ikebana art ありがとう😊 but just take a look at these vessels like the right one has the most character ever. 💛

People hate on Escalades….but deadass this shit is niiiiiice. Ooof this supercharged V8 and sparkle ceiling is making me wet.

Wanna wrestle?? 😏 💦

Don’t think I’ve ever posted quite like that.

It’s time 👅

Decisions decisions.

Gonna have you licking your screen.

The only person who nailed the Met gala theme. Sabine. A Getty of course - Now that is fashion honey.

Just watching Watching fashion go to die.

Didnt watch the Amazon met gala. As predicted billionaire bimbo Sanchez chose the most boring Schiaparelli dress in existence. Wow surprise. ☠️

I wanna be a boat person again. 🛥️

I’m like good at sex and being sexual with men I meet in the wild…… But I am terribly awkward on first dates…. I think I need to change my approach and if I think they are handsome ask to kiss them off the bat and then maybe I’ll relax and be less awkward and spit some game 💦 Idk wdyt boys?

Real Down pillows are expensive wtf

Incredible

Just played some Fortnite with some friends - awe missed this!

Soy tóxica

The devil does wear all Prada

But pizza in bed still ranks supreme

Like wow I just slayed tonight 💦

Absolutely feral- went out un showered from the night before 🤢 But somehow was killing it.

I bet if you were in the air on a spirit flight when this happened. they prob touched down all the planes immediately wherever they were and told their passengers to get the F out. 🤣

Bodega baby.

Success

Nothing like McDonald’s breakfast at 5:15 am.

I’ll give you everything that you want 😏💦

Ever done a strategic bump to use the bathroom at home before you go out? 🎿

mini pottery for mini ikebana 🥹🥹🥹

Seeing Benny benassi tonight. M The last time I saw him was 2008 at like red rocks and I def was in college and rolling my titts off.

I am too busy as of recently. I wanna napppppp

He had a Porsche though

Wait does Pete Davidson still own the Staten Island ferry??? 🍆

Lady liberty on the way

Staten Island here I come!

Well boys- I guess the time has come…. I’m going to Staten Island for a date

Like look at this fine ass pottery. Will be so amazing for my ikebana

yall familiar with how expensive pottery is?? Holy shit - like hundreds of dollars to thousands. I nearly pissed myself 👀 Damn I need to learn to make ceramics. Make some real skrillz

Inheriting epic pottery solely cus im Japanese.

Pick up your affection, I can be your heaven.

I’m in queens!

Alcoholism is the worst - it is like watching someone kill themself slowly over time.

Boys cry too.

Almost had to whoop someone’s ass today

Saw my ex partner and my ex bf for the first time in 8 months today randomly on the street. Two run ins in a day!? I was not prepared. 😭 Like what in the Asperagus in mercury is going on. Over it good night.

Omg had a potential client wanna book me to do ikebana for her daughters bridal shower - her hesitation is that I am a man- I was like miss if it’s any consolation I’m a gay man 💅🏽

I hate my neighbor. Ya I wanna fight.

Am I living in mania!?!?

BLUNT.

Half awake Dick in your palm it Sits up straight But I still beg you to stay How'd you get me this way You know I used to want a little But now I need a lot Just a little more A little bit Another drop -sipper 🎵

Would rather be a bitch then to naive