To the hostess with my fag hag gf: Can you give us a table in a corner where we can catch up and yell??

Here to cause a ruckussssss. Throw the fuck down.

Need an ass on demand.

Gotta jack off so I can get on with my day

Tomorrow’s a new day! Fact.

I honestly had a really hard day today I was bucking years of Japanese tradition & trying to make my Sensei treat me with the same respect as my peers not differently because im a half Japanese man who is unfortunately not fluent My art today was exceptional because I was hurting & I Kinda hate that

A gift for you 🌹 yes you my darling!

Had ail menty b today a baby b

This was lovely too 🥹

Killed this one. Fuck yes

This was at grand central. What is it!? They are keewwwwt

Siri can you blade me upstate thanks?

You’ve never seen someone move this quick through the subway. Watch out gay boy!

Fucking slept through my alarm omg omg. How dense of me my wrist was vibrating. Hope I make my train ooooops.

Omg watching a bird documentary. Am I getting to bird watching age? I also bought some binoculars yesterday randomly…. Hmm

why doesn’t this take voice notes so I can just ramble into the void.

I’m so tired. I don’t wanna cook dinner now FFS.

Did some cool flowers today!!! Whatcha think!?

Reeadin like a guud gowrl

Doing fine.

Omg what the fuck, the trash man was a 10. Not me standing next to the trash

I am not even that hairy and I swear I need to vacuum every God damn day. Our genus is disgusting.

Omg I’m up early…. Gonna try to gym like a good boi

Winning too much must go to sleep loves. Goodnight fortnite. I’ll be better next time.

How does one make themselves “less available”? my calendar is my calendar and I live by it.

Monday at the office

Once a cuck, always a cuck

Wow it’s pouring here - but lowkey feels so nice with my windows open

I thought this was on Point….

Happy Pride Week Queers! The face. The body.

Where is the body dysmorphia motivation!?

Wild that the gym is so empty and pride weekend is this weekend….

When I lived in the UK it was Theresa May and then Boris Johnson….. wild there’s been so many since——-

In the process of getting mega stoned.

Pizza but in squares

Im So bad at checking my DMs here/ like I do but once a week. I’m sorry!!!! I hate the messaging feature though is like why no pics or voice notes ?! @bsky.app make my life easier plz. I don’t want to use another app germ or whatever.

cant we all just be blobs ?

Someone airlift me a SF mission style burrito stat. It’s an emergency

I don’t think I’m eligible to be a trad wife

I’m being an ultimate POS today and it feels so good

Fuck that went too well you guys.

Omg sipper came off stage to say hi to me and I’m peached.

Posting this cus I feel fucking goooood.

I thought i need you but I don’t. Let it bleed let it bleed let it die.

What a feeling - I feel happy and content with myself just completely alone. for the first time ever in my life.

Omg hope you all have a lovely beautiful Friday

Omg had the most lovely date yesterday. About fucking time

He messed my hair up

Omfg it’s fucking Rosalia my day got better

Been so off today. Hope I’m just tired. Hopefully a Pinot Grigio and the rosalia concert can bring me back. Omg or I’ll be just crying with her as she performs LUX.