Cold innit

Timeline cleanser, if you see this, quote a picture of yourself as a child

Not my ears, obvs

Morning

On red vinyl, like a saddo

Oooo matron

I managed to find a photo of me at 19. Great Xmas decs going on

That’s another Christmas present bought

I couldn’t choose one perfect album that came out when I was 16

One for the Christmas list

Footballers I have enjoyed watching, purely for their football skills, honestly, I’m not lying

They don’t get my knickers waggling but each to their own

True

Spare a thought today for my Percy, Tresham and Catesby ancestors…….

All done with the hospital. All the nasty stuff contained and removed 😊

What’s your sign?

If you’re on here under a different or even your real name can you identify yourself please. I’m old and infirm and need some clues

My school has closed today because of the storm. Blimey, I remember walking to school in torrential rain and sitting all day in soaking wet shoes and socks. Didn’t do me any harm

Up the Blues

So happy I don’t have to carve a bloody pumpkin anymore

So the Met Police are spineless appeasers and enablers. Always the ones you least suspect

X to become a dating site! Tried that once-would not recommend.

I’m going out for lunch to a Toby Carvery. Yes I am very excited thank you for asking

New purchase Transmission 12 inch single. Better if you could post videos on here

What’s happening in the world? Is it worth carrying on with my diet?

My husband sent me a photo of the cafe where we had our first date in 1982. The old romantic

Would wear

Massive bowl of fruit and fibre for lunch. Needs must

Want my cut like this but worried it’s a bit young and trendy for me

The boy had his gf stay over last night which I’m ok with but all I could hear in my head was my Nan saying ‘ what we running here, a bleeding knocking shop!’

I’m watching Christmas on Honeysuckle Lane. Kill me, kill me now

I think I might be the worlds biggest procrastinator.

This is my posting uniform

My daughter was a bridesmaid on Monday. That’s eight times now she’s been one!

In the 80’s when jeans had to be skin tight the only way I could do mine up was by laying on the bed and using a coat hanger through the little on the zip tab to pull the zip up. One day the coat hanger broke and my two fists which were holding it smacked me straight in the mouth. It hurt a lot

The vibe I bring to the orgy

I walked around Jollyes with the dog this afternoon. Having a lie down to recover. It’s a slow process

I knew the boy having a special interest’ in football would pay off. I’m going to show him how to count cards next

Omfg ( Homer drooling gif)

Chapel coat peg weather today

I have a present and now I feel bad 😞

These are absolutely top notch snackage

I can tell from the shouting upstairs that Leeds are not doing very well

Who’d be up for a Xmas meet up, virtual or real life?

The sad thing is he was 5 at the time

I really want to tell someone exactly what I think of them but I know they don’t care what I think of them so there’s no point in doing it