Just heard about two dudes in prison beating up Redd White Which is kinda strange to me cause I actually paid for three

Extended my stay at prison by a year cause I beat the snot out of Redd White at some point

When my mother got sick, she told me not to bother wasting money on fancy flowers for her grave. She said just find a pack of wild flowers and let nature do her thing. Hers is the wildest, but also the most colorful grave around there. I think she'd love it

"Alright, thanks, amigo."

"Think either of them might have a minute for an old man?"

"I’m sure you are. Took you a little longer to get there, after all."

Only if it‘s the good kind

"Good, that‘s good. Had a feeling, but you never know. Glad to hear they‘re doing okay."

"Who's insulting? I liked those kids. The blond one was following me around when I worked here, good kid, snotty, but good heart. The other was just a fledgling when I met him in prison, poor thing."

"I'm just looking around. Say, do you still have a snotty blond kid working here? And maybe a guy with a hawk?"

"Hi, Edgeworth." He grins. "How's the law?"

Went into the prosecutor’s building just to see if I could pull it off again and they just let me in. You can truly bullshit yourself into anything

@flammaeiniustitia.bsky.social "You know, I thought this is my parole hearing, but you look way more nervous than me. Will you stop pacing already?"

"Ugh, shut up."

"I‘ll try not to die in the meantime."

"Sure, why not."

"Anything‘s fine, really."

"Alright, alright, you do what you must. Not like anything can stop ya anyway."

"Well, my doc might organize me some meds. Her studies kinda depend on my continued existence. Depends when she‘s notified about it, though."

"Hah! You‘re such a mother hen."

Maya keeps sending me that hamster with the big eyes. What is she trying to tell me

"I got coffee and a blanket and that‘s pretty much it. Wanna bet if I make it?"

Got myself a sweet little flu. The doc wasn’t joking when she said my immune system is bust.

// All the bots want daddy Godot, I get it

Some of the brown‘s been growing out again, but only in some spots. Makes me look like some weird raccoon or something.

Watch it, amigo. You‘ll end up drenched in coffee again.

You can’t use my silence against me though

I plead the fifth

🙄☕️

Nuh-uh. Not on my watch, princess.

Trite keeps checking in on me. You couldn't get this guy off your back if you tried. Like an overly attached puppy.

Poisoned by coffee is kind of a sick way to go

Kinda funny how they keep all your belongings for the entire duration of your all-inclusive round-the-year vacation to return it all after. You can keep it at this point, honestly

It’s funny how my meds are color-coordinated and I can’t even see any of the colors. Let‘s hope I filled the boxes correctly, hehe.

note to self, the new meds make you woozy as hell where the fuck did I put the mask

I always expect up to wake up in the hospital or in my prison cell. But nope, just a normal bed.

I woke up again. Who woulda thought

// Or maybe over here? 😁

Putting off going to bed for too long every night cause who knows if I‘ll wake up again. Then waking up wondering why I did. The bed‘s always cold on one side.

Well, if you insist.

High contrast mode on my phone would help a lot. The issue is, I can‘t see enough to find where to change that setting. Heh. Ironic.

You're an excellent attorney. I think you should stick with that.

I might as well leave the contacts out if I‘m just gonna stare at the ceiling all day.

Why, though? You have nothing to prove to anyone.

Mia...

Course you could. Don't think there's anything you couldn't do if you put your mind to it.

Nah, you wouldn't like it. Besides, Edgeworth would be your boss, I doubt you'd enjoy that.

At least I got the medical miracle going for me I guess

"Still counts, I think. I was a prosecutor at that time. Technically." He shrugs. "Should have probably gone to therapy instead. But try waking up from a coma after five years, going through rigorous physical therapy and still end up a walking corpse, and they tell you the —

"I also killed someone, you know. That happened, too. If we wanna list my greatest hits, you may wanna start with that one."