Twitter feels like it's dying on its arse now, you barely even get some good freaks or drama to gawk at. Are there any on bluesky I should be aware of?

Massaging the cat's shoulders while she scans for her nemesis outside like Burgess Meredith in Rocky

Saw some frogs suckin and fuckin at the forest. Alt text added for the visually impaired.

Wonder how they'll jazz up The Hunt for Gollum into a film. If I remember the books right Strider just comes across him next to a smelly pond and shoves him into a sack

Brian Cox (actor) absolutely hating the Murdochs to the extent he berates a guy he mistook for one of their stenographers in a theatre lobby is so good

We've seen the attack pieces on Zack Polanski about how he supposedly used hypnotism to make women get big tits, but what if he's actually the best tit hypnotiser of his generation and it worked? Have you considered that possibility?

Not gonna lie the guy at the end of Louis Theroux's manosphere doc kinda owned him by asking if Isreal was committing a genocide in Gaza and Louis being unable to answer

If you ever get sent to Phoenix Arizona for work you can climb the Camelback Mountain in converse allstars, but you'll also get huge blisters that you have to burst into the toilet at 5am the following day

Hmm it appears from this bookmark the first time I tried to read Thomas Pynchon's V was 11 years ago. I'll be making a flowchart this time

new tool in my arsenal

That guy Marcus Waring on saturday kitchen is always visiting a chicken farm and cooking some of them. The man just hates chickens. Particularly French ones

There must be a scientific reason for it but surely a big fat ski jumper could do quite well. Greater surface area when in the air so the flab could act as a parachute. Possibly lower speed off the ramp but they'd have strong legs from carrying that weight around so they could possibly jump higher

My favourite Hulk Hogan lie is that he once saw Andre the Giant do a shit so big it filled up a bathtub all the way to the taps

Is James Delingpole still about? Hugely prolific in respectable climate denial media (Telegrapgh, Spectator) up until about 2017 but seems to have dropped off of the face of everything

I am The Game, you don't wanna play me, Look in my eyes I can't see too straightly,

Guy I was supposed to be going to conference with has pulled out of it because he refuses to go to America while Trump is president. Which is fair enough but it's not like there's a time America hasn't been evil in recent memory.

Aaaaugh the singer from one of my favourite bands is now a guy who speaks about mental health on stage and has to go off and cry for a bit if he feels a bit bad

We don't even need the first 2 panels any more

Bluesky has pleasantly exceeded expectations with how little I've seen of this about Maduro getting kidnapped

Snooooooow

Heard an alternative take on Steely Dan being the worst band ever last night that I don't agree with but I will take into consideration

Can we get this in Caithness please

Primal Scream hitting an unsuspecting London crowd with fuknslammer-esque visual effects lol

Very nice to get retweeted by somebody going by the name "Sharia Law Enforcer" when you briefly unlock your twitter to post photos of seals. That's the sort of audience I like to cultivate

When some american starts getting on their high horse about letting cats outside, you just have to remember they're still coming to terms with the fact that their country deserved 9/11 and are lashing out irrationally

Grace Dent is, as expected, a considerable downgrade from Gregg "Greg" the Bald Sex Pest Wallace on Masterchef. Bring him back on but just keep him in the machine they use to transport Hannibal Lecter

Not posting Spotify wrapped cause I mostly listen to music by copying it to a Sandisk mp3 player from a big folder of albums I've bought/ripped off cds/illegally downloaded since the age of 18, like a normal person

I'd forgotten how crap it is trying to write a whole conference paper within a week. Oh academia, I havent missed you at all.

Man the ending of Vampire the Masquerade Bloodlines is fucking dog shit lol. Giving myself the infinite ammo and max health every time I turn a corner

Watching Rory Gallagher on youtube again and he might be the dead musician I'd most like to have seen live. GG Allin possibly as well, I think I could have dodged the poop

Seen a guy on here with a Snufkin profile pic who seems to be a member of the lib dems. Back to twitter. The anime nazis are at least less annoying.

Whitby is one of the coolest fucking places I've ever been

It's blob breeding season on the north coast again

Heard the word "Anglofuturism" for the first time a few days ago and I think what this latest rebrand of Ecomodernism/Abundance/libertarianism really needed is to be draped in the butcher's apron

I was so wrong te sleep on watching the last 2 seasons of Spartacus: Blood & Sand for so long. Vengeance isn't as good as the first 2 but you still get some hilarioius bits such as Spartacus winning the respect of a bunch of Germans by slicing a guy's entire face off with a sword uppercut.

Average anti-bluesky op-ed: This website is full of communists and queers Average bluesky post: I support Tony Blair and George Bush's heroic efforts to liberate the people of Iraq from the tyranny of Saddam

Watched Saltburn last night and it's surely a shocking indictment of the British class system that Emerald Fennell has any sort of career or public presence whatsoever

Can't believe Masterchef is replacing Gregg "Greg" Wallace with Grace Dent. Completely kills the vibe of the show. Can you imagine her saying "Phwoooar that's a proper bitta stuff" or "Oooh lubbly jubbly!"or "Come on gizza look at them tits then." NO. YOU CANT. Fucking BBC

How many kilograms of cola bottles could Trump eat before it would kill him? I reckon quite a few.

I'm not quite yet on the level of bluesky brain you need to be at to think it's problematic to criticize Venezuela's wannabe Maggie Thatcher

Which of these two exciting political heavyweights should I use my Unite membership to vote for as Labour deputy leader? I just can't make up my mind!

Watched the first chapter of Castration Movie last night, so fucking funny.

The notorious Robbie Travers mentioned in the glinner court case lol. Twitter is real life

Beautiful dismantling of the "Abundance Agenda" which is reheated ecomodernism/climate denial for people too stupid to recognise it www.nybooks.com/articles/202...

Flat fuck friday

Watching pish on youtube and was reminded of the one explicitly pro-iraq war pop punk band The Right Brothers and their song "Bush Was Right" youtu.be/qTOBvGzurxA?...

For international cat day, Lucy sitting like Tony Soprano

Ragwort is good for moths and subsequently, bats. Grow up

Congratulations to Kate Forbes on the Heritage Foundation Visiting Scholarship

Watched a load of the Osbournes this morning and it really holds up, especially episode 2 which is purely about the dogs shitting and pissing everywhere and eating the furniture