The notorious Robbie Travers mentioned in the glinner court case lol. Twitter is real life

Beautiful dismantling of the "Abundance Agenda" which is reheated ecomodernism/climate denial for people too stupid to recognise it www.nybooks.com/articles/202...

Flat fuck friday

Watching pish on youtube and was reminded of the one explicitly pro-iraq war pop punk band The Right Brothers and their song "Bush Was Right" youtu.be/qTOBvGzurxA?...

For international cat day, Lucy sitting like Tony Soprano

Ragwort is good for moths and subsequently, bats. Grow up

Congratulations to Kate Forbes on the Heritage Foundation Visiting Scholarship

Watched a load of the Osbournes this morning and it really holds up, especially episode 2 which is purely about the dogs shitting and pissing everywhere and eating the furniture

Reading fine literature outside

This man has possibly the best bass player face and demeanour I've ever seen

We need to do something about the religious nutters man

Tried bypassing the youtube ID verification thing with this and it told me "You have not been verified". Back to the drawing board.

Action shot sequence of my (red boat) demise in the 3rd heat of the Garry Boater X yesterday

Got the random drugs and booze test at work today and I'm pleased to announce I have "normal human urine"

Spilt fried rice in the vent of my ps5. I have a phd

Love the BBC Springwatch mindfulness moment, you can just chill out and listen to the birdsong while looking at your phone

In the aftermath of the Gaza freedom flotilla getting attacked there are far too few people talking about how cool Greta Thunberg's frog bucket hat is.

Too large

It's very...slowly...drifting....away

This is a good podcast about one of my favourite Discworld books and I'd suggest listening to it if you're a fan of Terry Pratchett's Discworld. If you aren't a fan of Discworld I would suggest becoming one.

Found out you can still be buried at sea in Caithness so I want to be taken out and chucked off the side using one of the ramp things they use in Deadliest Catch to dump the crab pots into the water. No coffin

This seal has been specifically trained to attack and kill you

Seen people saying Jordan Peterson "wasn't always like this" or "he used to give good advice" after that video of him getting mad at teenagers came out. Wrong. It was always Bush-era religious conservatism dressed up in self-help nonsense for internet addicted losers. Climate denier too.

Seen absolutely fuck all puffins at Duncansby Head today. Probably too windy for them. All hiding in their cute little burrows.

Not this shit again

Very pleased to see one of the Scottish politics weirdos whose page I used to enjoy gawking at is still at it over on bluesky, still angry about chapo trap house for some reason

Lucy, frolicking in her meadow

Just been to sew David Attenborough's Oceans documentary at the cinema and basically, somebody needs to give Sea Shepherd a nuke

I'm gonna have the best fuckin garden in east Thurso when this is finished. Shouldn't be difficult because Thurso is a shithole

In 2029 we're gonna have 30-40 MPs who keep a spare room that looks like this

Got cuckoo flowers in my dirt pile which Wikipedia tells me are food plants for "Anthocharis Cardamines (the orange-tip butterfly)". I'm so fucking good at gardening

Watched the Kermode & Mayo review of alex garland's Civil War and Mark's got a "Nevertheless, She Persisted" sticker on his laptop in 2024. The last remaining Hilary Clinton fan

Saw a ravens nest through in Wick and one of the baby ones popped up its disgusting little pink dinosaur head begging to get fed by the parent. Nature is beautiful

For asexual awareness day I've been hanging about by myself in the house just aggressively refusing to shag anything. If anyone knocked on the door asking to get shagged I would tell them to sling their hook.

Edinburgh landlord discovered beneath Edinburgh's Royal Mile

Mexican standoff

Capsized on the river this morning and narrowly avoided swimming in water downstream of a dead sheep. Regardless, kayaking kicks arse

Morrisdey if he was into trans women: Girlfriend with a boner I know, I know, It's penii-i-is

Neverwinter Nights 2:Mask of the Betrayer is really hard I just got battered by a fuckin priest

The Invisibles is very fun to read knowing that there's a good 50% chance that Grant Morrison actually believes this is happening

Don't know what to do with my front garden. Feel like I should do my bit to lower house prices by getting a giant olmec head to put in it

Thread of my favourite live performances by bands youtu.be/7Iz2VILMsHM?...

Ripping it up on the baby waves at Dunnet beach 🤙🌊

Logging on to LinkedIn to add the word "Senior" to my job title then never looking at it again for another 3 years

3 times I've been to see Wick Academy away at Formartine and 3 times undefeated, even though we got robbed by a BULLSHIT OFFSIDE GOAL at the end. Mon e scorries. Great weekend.

I enjoy it when she sits like an aging mobster

That fat english guy who eats big dinners and says Bosh the whole time has absolutely rancid vibes

Murderburgers & Billy Liar in the basement of the Forest Cafe in Edinburgh, 2015ish. I think this one got the Forest banned from putting on any shows ever again by the council.

Kayaking kicks arse. Seen 2 white tailed eagles. Good one for the big garden bird watch

Fuck I love winterwatch. A crime that we only get 4 episodes a year