It's blob breeding season on the north coast again

Heard the word "Anglofuturism" for the first time a few days ago and I think what this latest rebrand of Ecomodernism/Abundance/libertarianism really needed is to be draped in the butcher's apron

I was so wrong te sleep on watching the last 2 seasons of Spartacus: Blood & Sand for so long. Vengeance isn't as good as the first 2 but you still get some hilarioius bits such as Spartacus winning the respect of a bunch of Germans by slicing a guy's entire face off with a sword uppercut.

Average anti-bluesky op-ed: This website is full of communists and queers Average bluesky post: I support Tony Blair and George Bush's heroic efforts to liberate the people of Iraq from the tyranny of Saddam

Watched Saltburn last night and it's surely a shocking indictment of the British class system that Emerald Fennell has any sort of career or public presence whatsoever

Can't believe Masterchef is replacing Gregg "Greg" Wallace with Grace Dent. Completely kills the vibe of the show. Can you imagine her saying "Phwoooar that's a proper bitta stuff" or "Oooh lubbly jubbly!"or "Come on gizza look at them tits then." NO. YOU CANT. Fucking BBC

How many kilograms of cola bottles could Trump eat before it would kill him? I reckon quite a few.

I'm not quite yet on the level of bluesky brain you need to be at to think it's problematic to criticize Venezuela's wannabe Maggie Thatcher

Which of these two exciting political heavyweights should I use my Unite membership to vote for as Labour deputy leader? I just can't make up my mind!

Watched the first chapter of Castration Movie last night, so fucking funny.

The notorious Robbie Travers mentioned in the glinner court case lol. Twitter is real life

Beautiful dismantling of the "Abundance Agenda" which is reheated ecomodernism/climate denial for people too stupid to recognise it www.nybooks.com/articles/202...

Flat fuck friday

Watching pish on youtube and was reminded of the one explicitly pro-iraq war pop punk band The Right Brothers and their song "Bush Was Right" youtu.be/qTOBvGzurxA?...

For international cat day, Lucy sitting like Tony Soprano

Ragwort is good for moths and subsequently, bats. Grow up

Congratulations to Kate Forbes on the Heritage Foundation Visiting Scholarship

Watched a load of the Osbournes this morning and it really holds up, especially episode 2 which is purely about the dogs shitting and pissing everywhere and eating the furniture

Reading fine literature outside

This man has possibly the best bass player face and demeanour I've ever seen

We need to do something about the religious nutters man

Tried bypassing the youtube ID verification thing with this and it told me "You have not been verified". Back to the drawing board.

Action shot sequence of my (red boat) demise in the 3rd heat of the Garry Boater X yesterday

Got the random drugs and booze test at work today and I'm pleased to announce I have "normal human urine"

Spilt fried rice in the vent of my ps5. I have a phd

Love the BBC Springwatch mindfulness moment, you can just chill out and listen to the birdsong while looking at your phone

In the aftermath of the Gaza freedom flotilla getting attacked there are far too few people talking about how cool Greta Thunberg's frog bucket hat is.

Too large

It's very...slowly...drifting....away

This is a good podcast about one of my favourite Discworld books and I'd suggest listening to it if you're a fan of Terry Pratchett's Discworld. If you aren't a fan of Discworld I would suggest becoming one.

Found out you can still be buried at sea in Caithness so I want to be taken out and chucked off the side using one of the ramp things they use in Deadliest Catch to dump the crab pots into the water. No coffin

This seal has been specifically trained to attack and kill you

Seen people saying Jordan Peterson "wasn't always like this" or "he used to give good advice" after that video of him getting mad at teenagers came out. Wrong. It was always Bush-era religious conservatism dressed up in self-help nonsense for internet addicted losers. Climate denier too.

Seen absolutely fuck all puffins at Duncansby Head today. Probably too windy for them. All hiding in their cute little burrows.

Not this shit again

Very pleased to see one of the Scottish politics weirdos whose page I used to enjoy gawking at is still at it over on bluesky, still angry about chapo trap house for some reason

Lucy, frolicking in her meadow

Just been to sew David Attenborough's Oceans documentary at the cinema and basically, somebody needs to give Sea Shepherd a nuke

I'm gonna have the best fuckin garden in east Thurso when this is finished. Shouldn't be difficult because Thurso is a shithole

In 2029 we're gonna have 30-40 MPs who keep a spare room that looks like this

Got cuckoo flowers in my dirt pile which Wikipedia tells me are food plants for "Anthocharis Cardamines (the orange-tip butterfly)". I'm so fucking good at gardening

Watched the Kermode & Mayo review of alex garland's Civil War and Mark's got a "Nevertheless, She Persisted" sticker on his laptop in 2024. The last remaining Hilary Clinton fan

Saw a ravens nest through in Wick and one of the baby ones popped up its disgusting little pink dinosaur head begging to get fed by the parent. Nature is beautiful

For asexual awareness day I've been hanging about by myself in the house just aggressively refusing to shag anything. If anyone knocked on the door asking to get shagged I would tell them to sling their hook.

Edinburgh landlord discovered beneath Edinburgh's Royal Mile

Mexican standoff

Capsized on the river this morning and narrowly avoided swimming in water downstream of a dead sheep. Regardless, kayaking kicks arse

Morrisdey if he was into trans women: Girlfriend with a boner I know, I know, It's penii-i-is

Neverwinter Nights 2:Mask of the Betrayer is really hard I just got battered by a fuckin priest

The Invisibles is very fun to read knowing that there's a good 50% chance that Grant Morrison actually believes this is happening